So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.

tally-ho rapscallions, My name is Sir Johnothan the III, and I bite my thumb at every single one of you. All of you are large, dim-witted peasents who spend every morrow of their day gazing at benine paintings. You are everything villainous in the land. Honestly, have any of you gotten any sherwood? Verily, it is so, I guess it's fun making fun of other because of your insecurities, Nay, methinks not. This is worse than jerking off to pictures on the wanted board.
123carter: Pic related: it's me and my squire

Pardon me Maddam... But I was curious as to what you look like under those tasteful fabrics you are wearing... Perhaps you would do me the honor of removing them and photographing your flesh so I can gaze upon your beauty?

The way the west was won- with sentries.

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