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Gaming for 26 years and counting.
PC gaming for 12 years.
My online name has a slightly lengthy backstory, oddly enough.
Ever paired a cup of tea with a peanut butter sandwich?
Bongos are an insult to Jazz.
2005-2009 was the trashiest cultural era, but that doesn't mean it was the worst.
I am still the proud owner of a Server-Clearing Jarate!
Dota 2 All MOBAs are overrated. E-sports is lame.
I could go for a barbecue bacon burger, a large order of fries,
orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.
To defeat the true enemies of the state, we must first defeat the true enemy of our own state, division.
It's fine, I'm insane.
"But we're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy." -Seal
The internet is like the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone, and twitter is the Elephant's Foot.
I don't care if I'm labeled a RageHeavy, being one feels so- wait, are they still a thing?
You have not lived until you have played Garry's Mod.
And remember, your opinion is usually valid,
unless you're a private Steam profile,
then your opinion is 100% invalidated.
You can take the g a m e r out of Steam,
but you can never take the Steam out of the g a m e r .
People that say "life's unfair" are usually the same people who make life unfair.
The worst kind of evil is evil that doesn't realize that it's evil.
A broken heart is blind, but hindsight is 20/20.
"The worst kind of bein' alone is knowing that you're not on anyone else's mind." -Worth Fighting For, 2006
Being different is what keeps us from being a bunch of mindless meat puppets.
"I think a really good way of making people happy is feeding them baked goods.
It's like feeding them happiness." -the King of Sweden, 2015