Own a Mococo for home defense

>Own a Mococo for home defense, since that's what Yagoo intended.
>Four Ruffians break into my den.
>"What the fluff?" as I grab my Advent rig and Mococo sibling.
>Bau bau cutely through the first man, he donates on the spot.
>Draw my merch for the second man, miss him entirely because it sold out and nailed the neighbors' hearts.
>I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with Biboo.
>"Bau bau Ruffians" the cannon shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra gemstones setting off car alarms.
>Fix Mococo and charge the last misunderstanding Ruffian.
>He tires out waiting on the oozora police to arrive since triple baubaus are impossible to keep up.
>Just as Yagoo intended.