I've seen this creature play, it doesn't even use a monitor. it visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in its mind. it has a biological wallhack; it's godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. It's eyes are closed as it's mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as it flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape it's gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between it's opponent's eyes. It's spray control is otherworldly, it's crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as it's wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as it peeks, sunlight curving as it's trigger finger impacts it's left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. it is un-killable. it is undefeatable. This creature is the epitome of eternal.

Como esta el pais de hoy en dia no?... Me comentaron que trataron de asaltarte anoche, y el ladron te dijo: "Entrega tu culo o tu Steam''
Me alegra que todavia tengas tu cuenta.

I just gooned to your profile.

FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of people that have gooned to your profile has increased by one.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may goon to a profile. These include, but are not limited to:

You have an attractive pfp,

You played well in a game on my team,

Your account was aesthetically pleasing.

Am I obligated to goon to your profile?
No - not yet. But you should not take this compliment lightly. Otherwise I will be forced to retract my aforementioned gooning, which may put your steam account privileges in jeopardy.

How can I get more people to goon to my profile in the future?
Accept the compliment and move on. But remember: behavior like this is rare on Steam. I will continue to goon as long as your profile pleases me. Remember: Steam is privilege, not a right.

hola dante

¡Vendepatria! ¡Chileno sopenco! ¡Chileno desgraciado! ¡Hablando mal de Bolivia y del señor Evo Morales! ¡♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ de mierda!
¡Bolivia es grande, económicamente poderoso! ¡A Bolivia se le respeta! ¡Y a Evo Morales lo vas a respetar! ¡Mierda, ♥♥♥♥♥♥! ¡Se vende para estos vendepatria, hablando mal de Bolivia!
¡Métanlo a la policía! ¡♥♥♥♥♥♥! ¡Este chileno hablando mal de Bolivia!
¡Tenemos helicópteros, armamento moderno… ¡Tenemos para hacer frente a lo poderoso que dice ser Chile! ¡Chile no es nada sin petróleo y sin gas! ¡Bolivia lo tiene todo, todo, fortuna, gente, indígenas aymaras como yo que defienden a su patria!

Maroon 5