Can we stop trying to make gay sex a thing? Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and ♥♥♥♥ sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky ♥♥♥ trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” ♥♥♥♥ is getting annoying. As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay ♥♥♥♥ is, well, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay. You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his ♥♥♥♥? Of course I would, but that’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Of course I would, but that’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY. Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

-Rep After a good game in cs, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great cs and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cs lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard penis push against my leg. I punched him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

Post this on the wals of the 12 prettiest Girls you know....
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+rep cool guy

this cannot be pyren he is too gamer like

He talked to me, backed me into a corner, forced himself on me and had his merry way on me, even if I pleaded him to stop he kept doing it. The man is a monster, please stay away from this man.