"I grew up watching Adam Sandler movies; I wasn't exposed to comedy."
- Nick 7/26/24

"He doesn't get it. He just thinks it's smart and cool."
- Goose 5/28/24

"We shouldn't be joking about this, someone died." <Everyone Laughs>
- Goose 3/14/24

"You can't feed me slop then get mad when I eat like a little piggy!"
- Pay 12/10/23

"[Gary Busey] looks like someone's Talk to Me."
- Katie 09/16/23

"It's not a crime because the owners are dead!"
- Brendan 08/26/23

"What was that foreskin guy's name again?"
- Kong 11/14/22

"Your immune system is too busy trying to deal with [Call of Duty]."
- Lo 11/04/22

"Thankfully, Phil's dead."
- Brendan 10/26/22

"You are NOT stupid! You're just a little slow."
- Jen 12/17/21

"You guys ever wish you were a dog? That way you could just eat some chocolate and die."
- Alex 09/03/20

"What's got HER butt in a tunk?"
- Katie 2/10/20

"Aw man, I'm not ready to say the N-word..."
- Logan 08/11/19

"I'm not gay, but it's 2017."
- Dav 9/27/1

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