20s
Wortox & Queek Headtaker
Officially graduated with a doctorate in Game Design after 8 years. Done contractual work with Naughty Dog & Traveller's Tales for a few months each and help friends sometimes with their games.

CPU: 1bit CPU (1-bit Assembly DIY Kit)
GPU: Intel Graphics Media Accelerator
RAM: 5CP1A Williams–Kilburn Cathode Ray Tube
Monitor: Epson M287D Receipt Printer

I, Dismas Ichor Imp

Do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the
Federation of Super Earth against all enemies,
human and non-human, realized and potential;

That I will bear unquestioning obedience to the same;
and that I will unquestioningly obey the orders of
The High Command of Super Earth,
according to regulations and
the Uniform Code of Militant Justice.

So help me Democracy.

All content contained within Super Earth Broadcasts are true and irrefutable. Citizens who express opinions in relation to broadcasts including but not limited to concern, discontent, anger, doubt, fear, disillusionment, confusion, helplessness, inadequacy, or anything less than overwhelming patriotism will be punished to the full extent of the law. Serious cases may result in arrest, relocation, or termination.