dildoth ur 最近的评测

The Reign of Quantity. Even BIGGER healthbars, LONGER attack combos, MORE unintuitively timed attacks and AoEs, MORE weapon arts and spells to ruin PVP even further, MORE weapons you need to farm albinaurics for to upgrade before you can even find out if you enjoy using them. The absurd notion that souls games are about difficulty needs to be dispelled already and its this exact kind of thinking and fan expectation that leads fromsoft to make even worse content than before, straying further and further from what defined their games and devolving into parody of their previous franchises.

Dark Souls was never about being "MUH SUPER HARD GAME!!", or about stupidly obscured quests and lore, these were just spice which added to the game rather than its main focus, and later on became a marketing ploy that seeped its way into the collective consciousness of fromdrones as the franchise grew in popularity, thus incentivizing fromsoftware to make the game as difficult as humanly possible without being literally impossible to beat.

And now the game is about nothing other than beating it, regardless of how. Do you actually engage with the bosses mechanically? Nah, you just summon mimic tear and spam them from relative safety with magic, because engaging them head on with all their artificial difficulty has become a mess that simply isnt fun. Of course you wont ever admit to this, but everybody and their dog knows thats how you beat the game, because you dont care if the game is actually good or not, if the bosses are fun mechanically, you just circumvent all the games mechanics and give yourself a medal feeling proud that you technically beat one of the hardest games ever, too scared of criticizing it in fear of other fromdrones telling you to "get good", no matter how bizarre a statement that is considering 90% of the people playing this game feel compelled to use cheese that trivializes it by the aforementioned circumvention of, rather than engagement with, the games fundamental combat mechanics.

BALLER

release chapter 2 or im going to put your family to the sword and take it by force

wtf I love belgium now

cringe porn designs, prep round is dumb, troglodytes look horrendous, terrible progression. cool idea but ultimately massive failo.

kino

basede.

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