Jethro 最近的评测

I mean its alright

pretty good

it was a piece of ♥♥♥♥ game before the grand cucking to anons and autogynephiles, but now there's nothing here really.

I said "they call this early access because they would have to make something if they didn't."

After 5 hours of uninterrupted play I can say that it is indeed kino and not like any other game at all. Not even that one that you're thinking. No seriously its NOT like that game.

Its incredible. Buy it. Buy it twice. Buy it again to give to your friend. Buy it to give it to that guy's friend who you don't even know, but he always talks about and you think to yourself "man why even hang out with me if that guy is so cool?" Yeah, even that guy. Your op. Your arch-enemy. The reason your self esteem is low half of the time. It's not your fault. Your mother was a solipsist and your father worked more than he slept. Its in your genes. You've been walking around with a, once smoldering, but now frigid, iron core that has a hole right in the middle of it. This game will plug that hole, and reignite your flame. Your zest for life. Your basis essentiae as the alchemists are calling it. What I'm trying to say is that you will not be normal until you purchase it.

Sure there's no skill tree for magic or ranged yet, but you will feel like the supreme emperor of your own universe with all the Prima Nocta this game will get you. When you cast the final part of the fire spell combo I DARE you not to bust in your hands and start clapping. The wind combo will literally blast the panties off of the nearest woman to you. She WILL come searching for the man responsible. Who will she find? The Sorcerer Supreme himself (that's you (blessed be His name and days and forthright whichever path He may choose)).

You have to make this purchase even if its not on sale. Petition your mother if you have to. All your friends who made fun of you for playing OSRS are going to act like RuneScape is one of the coolest IPs of all time WITHOUT YOU getting out in front of this game. You must lead them for they are cattle. Cattle slaves no less, who wouldn't know beef wellington from slop from a vat without your help. They prattle on about how Forspoken is game of the year and how The Last of Us didn't get "quite a proper remake this time and thus needs another in proper form." Me personally? I've never heard anything that molested in my life, and I personally know people who work for minimum wage (not adjusted for inflation). You are their only hope. No one else is coming to save them. More people are coming, but it will be to molest them further or worse.

With all this being said, you have to make the purchase. If not you, then who?

immaculate vibes. walking in from the rain to your poorly ventilated hovel makes you feel slightly warmer.

its funny because this used to be a game that ran perfectly fine on my pc and one update later its like my hunters are living through a life altering stroke

I got the aerial destroyer achievement day one then couldnt shoot anyone at further than 10 yards

Shadowboxxing outside of the battered True-Soul shelter

Quelled the terrors... for now

top 3 games all time. my grandfather pirated this for me when i was little and was really glad i could find it again.