I'll show you mine if show me yours



Friendship is like peeing yourself, everyone can see it but you only get the warm feeling that it brings!
Sorry, Too horny to fight crime
Welcome to my happy world now get your ♥♥♥♥ and leave
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead
The secret ingredient is love damnit!
Why do we cry, when it's the onions getting hurt?
Notify their next of kin; they're next!
People ask me if i have a God complex...I am God
How can i say "i love you" when you're sitting on my face.
Ever since i discovered my male member was gonna give me no peace i decided to give it no rest in return.
You're not even a piece of ♥♥♥♥; ♥♥♥♥ makes flowers grow. You're a used tampon.
Hobbies Include: Cannibalism
Your life's on the line and your wife's on my mind.
You can fool a doctor, but you can't fool another patient.
Her ass was so sweet, i was afraid it was gonna give me Diabooties

Plus, I have a tiny weenie

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