Hello, I am currently 14 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 27th, I’m moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever.

Yeah.... Heyyyy Global.... how's it going? Grrrreat. I'm gonna need ya to come in on Saturday. Oh, and I'm gonna need ya to go ahead and come in on Sunday as well. Thankkkkks.

(I celebrate Michael Bolton's entire collection.)

Hey, did you get my tps report?

I didn't get the memo...... can someone drop it off in my cubicle. going out to get some pizza shooters for lunch if anyone wants to join:)

>needs to be bald
>avatar with hair
Yea, uh, I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday.

Thank you for being formal! You got the job!