Hello, I am currently 14 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 27th, I’m moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever.

Yeah.... Heyyyy Global.... how's it going? Grrrreat. I'm gonna need ya to come in on Saturday. Oh, and I'm gonna need ya to go ahead and come in on Sunday as well. Thankkkkks.

(I celebrate Michael Bolton's entire collection.)

Hey, did you get my tps report?

I didn't get the memo...... can someone drop it off in my cubicle. going out to get some pizza shooters for lunch if anyone wants to join:)

>needs to be bald
>avatar with hair
Yea, uh, I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday.

Thank you for being formal! You got the job!

Wait, do you want me to stay behind to clean them out at night? That's usually where I go meet strangers for sex.

I try not to mix work & play, but I guess the yellow rubber cleaning gloves can sorta play their own fun part in it all.

Hehe

You can clean out the lavatories if you want, but if we hear you laugh once you're out of the job.

Thanks for the invite. I usually don't want to be in too many steam groups and avoid clutter, but I am hoping to be in the company of other multi-billionaires like myself.

Can I be in charge of ordering the office supplies?

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I'm going to need a resume and 2 weeks notice.

I better be a damn admin because I joined early.