Pro Birds Rights

While 400 billion birds occupy the earth’s troposphere, only one tiny—yet fierce—robin has taken their cause to the Twittersphere through activist messages of perceived injustices, dreams of living in a Starbucks, & fears of humans wielding brooms. @ProBirdRights is the sole voice for oh-so-many great wrongs perpetrated daily against this misunderstood, pastry-seeking, pants-envying little creature. From Bird's first tweets where he pecks out a string of “g’s” on the keyboard (mistaking the letter for a worm) to his outspoken critique of science (doesn’t believe in it, says “I'm not imprisoned by human concern like ‘fact’ & ‘science’ & ‘raisin.’ Bird don’t even like raisins”), Obama (a failure since he hasn’t “paved the sidewalks in biscuit”) & squirrels (they’re different, thus unAmerican), what Bird lacks in knowledge of history, he makes up for in histrionics. He wants to run for president & he just might, if only he can figure out how to wear pants & a flag pin.


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