I bought this game 15 years ago so I could stop seeing giant red 'ERROR' signs in Garry's Mod.

Pros:
- The physics engine allows you to be killed by a flying filing cabinet.
- You can spray a picture of a microwave on a wall to distract the enemy team.
- Ragdolls that stretch into the 4th dimension when they die.
- The 'Fire in the hole!' voice line is now permanently etched into my DNA.

Cons:
- I have spent 400 hours on 'Office' and I still don't know what a job is.
- Getting headshot by a guy named 'xX_♥♥♥♥♥Slayer2006_Xx' while he's traveling at Mach 2 on a surf map.
- My ears are still ringing from a flashbang thrown during the Bush administration.

10/10. It’s like CS:GO, but with more soul and significantly more purple-and-black checkered floor textures.

best CS ever

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