i fantazise about shitting

I fantasize about eating my son.

YES. FINALLY.

if theres one thing I dislike about the riot shields, are the sounds that are made when you shoot it.
like ew.

Looks like someone never pressed middle button or equipped madarangs

try it again

They deserve it

meleeammo is durability, and riot guards have custom speed vectors that makes them not run
you can check this by comparing the speed vectors between engineers and riot guards

i checked their code and stuff, and they dont have the "no run" behaviour strangely enough. actually they dont really have anything that affects their movement.
but i could give them the always run behaviour

is there any way to make riot guards actually run

lol nice nerf, but still counter stupid shields always make me smile, especially when they be stunned by my fist