H-Tech seems like a great place to work

what happen to this workshop item comment section man 😭

its a fun peice of decor, this should not be a warzone

well uh after further analysis on this comment section, I would like to take back my statement and remain neutral 💀💀

BAHA id say thats a fair point @PilotHouston5

@Spacenaught5 you would know a lot about throwing ♥♥♥♥ you kinky ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Also 58% accuracy. A monkey throwing his own ♥♥♥♥ is more accurate than this machine.

Oh well

this has got to be the dumbest comments section on the workshop for a upload that is just a replica piece. like what the ♥♥♥♥ is this community base.

Dang this is getting personal jeez but cool idea

@timeless320 friendly discourse between H-Tech employees

@timeless320 i have no idea honestly.

what the hell is going on in this comment section?

@PilotHouston5 Damn I didn't think you were into necrophilia. But then again considering how dead H-Tech is I guess it makes sense.

@Goose im sorry would you like to contact our HR department here [www.sw-h.tech]

OP is actually super ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rude, what

@Spacenaught5 one thing I feel other than the stacks of money surrounding me is that stripper that you call your mother riding me every night.

After further analysis I have concluded that this is a scam! Looking at the video the device shown always takes ~30 seconds to "balance" the wheel, and the operator never physically adds weights despite the machine showing the wheel is balanced. To anyone reading REMEMBER to ALWAYS be skeptical about hoax videos and things that are too good to be true, a proper wheel balancer could go for 10x more than this "'product"'.

@PilotHouston5 the only reason you made this was so you could unbalance your wheels so when you drive your car and it vibrates you can finally feel something other than your lonely existence.

It is peak stormworks content

congrats on the front page?

@Spacenaught5 Id rather ♥♥♥♥ an animal that that whale that you call a significant other, the only thing significant about her is the gravitational pull.

Wonderful product. 10/10 I attempted to balance the wheels on my car but it failed to fix the minor ""vibrations"" in the car. In fact my car rides more ""pleasurably"" now because of this product. I am happy with my purchase.

wtf

It's meant to be an actual product? When I ordered it I got one of those cheap desk toys, the wheel was spun by a small solar panel I think. 2/10 It broke in a month.

I guess a cat is the only ♥♥♥♥♥ you're going to get.

Not all companies waste money on femboy coders instead of real men who like cats

Maybe if your product would work if you wrote the code yourself instead of using AI it would actually work.

Maybe if you didn't drive a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sonta which had vibrations before the wheels were put on the car. Then maybe the machine would work.

Terrible product. 0/10 I attempted to balance the wheels on my car but it failed to fix the minor vibrations in the car. In fact my car rides worse now because of this product. I want a refund.