Meh, it made more sense at the time then it does now.

if this was made in april 1 then it would be great

oh ok

That's something that definitely wasn't an option a while back.

at least i can fly with it

Maybe. I'd need to catch you in a server first.

I still do.

Funny, you've already asked that once here.

I need me now, please

true!

Nah. I still call you Cr3, so, like, whatever.

hey might want to rename this

Hmmmm... That might actually be quite brilliant...

make a Trackhaul273

We have lost the buss
/O5 advies all SCP personell in all dimensions its a school bus vacant.

I time traveled the bus. I'm no longer there.

A-10 Pilot: This is Kilo 1 we have the target in sight Permsinnion to engage and the bus is vacant?

Oh, and I was gonna mention, I'm still stronker then 682. I'm like, super stronk or something.

Heh. Your kinda a tad late.

-Out of the tank parts I created a time cube. It's like an ice cube but it freezes all time around me allowing me to make my escape. It does only last for one hour, but I still managed to run all the way back to the parking lot and get into the school bus before the one hour runs out. I use the school bus to time travel away because it was that one I modified to be able to time travel by using the money I made.-

Now you will never find me! BWA HAW HAW HAW!!!!

(oh and 682 is HOUGE0

Fill it with acid *valves open* *Hydrofloric acid rushing in with 1 way vents*

Well, that wasn't a good idea. You pretty much just gave me a tank.

-Picks up 682 cause I'm decently stronk and I throw him out of the tank. I close and lock the hatch and start... Disassembling the tank from the inside.-

(you get a medical checkup and then brought to a tank with a big ol izzard named 682

(oh ok)

(I was writing that comment before I saw that one. So, technically, I was to late and that previous comment of mine was invalid.)

(How we stripepd you down to your undies)

Yeesh, they are a persistent bunch.

-Pulls out a bunch of parts and tools I had lying around in by back pocket, chop down a tree, and turn it into a Woodcutter all in 0.0013 seconds. I speed away at top speed leaving a large dust cloud that cannot be penetrated.-

*you get stripped down to your boxers and yeeted into a cell back at the facilty

Distant radio chatter*
MTF 1 : This is Tango moving in thermals online.
D-9324 SHOW YOURSELF OR BE SHOT AND OR KILLED
NOW!

*50 units with AR-15's and frags flashbangs and tasers walk up and you get shot in the chest 2 times

Ouch...

Alright, this calls for some innovation.

-Pulls out mini pocket Thrust and I ride it out of the facility. I land... Somewhere...? I dunno. I'm surrounded by forest... So I can't really tell... Though, I'm definitely miles away from the facility. And civilisation for that matter.-

*sniper shoots you in the leg with a non leath but still very ouch round that hits a nerver causing extremme pain rendering you inmobile*
MTF units cuff you and take the cube and yeet it into a container as you get tossed into a heli witch takes off and lands a few hours later in a desert with a facilty

Uh, oh. Looks like I need to get a lil' more technical.

-Starts pushing an Office Printer to get it rolling, and I jump on-top of it. The office printer comes barreling through the line of units forcing them to get out of the way. I jump off of the office printer just before it smashes a large pane of glass which it goes through falling from the second floor onto the first floor parking lot. I jump after it and head into a near by School Bus that is in the parking lot.-

Oh boy.
All MTF Beware suspecth eaded towards the east armed with AN ICE cube proceed with caution
*You get approached by 50 units in Class a hazmat suits and some in thermal gear with flam throwers*
MTF 1 : DO NOT MOVE YOU ARE UNDER ARREST

-Uses an Ice Cube to freeze the units and I make a break for it-

You know that I am Memeticaly trained and you should really fix your firewall.
We know what you wrote and what you did D-9432
Your under arrest
*5 P-90 carrying MTF units arrest you*

:(

Because I created it so that once it's loaded into the game, it hypnotises whoever subscribed to it into thinking nothing was really there, and they all wrote bad reviews because of such. Also, I can't refund them because that would mean giving them back their money but I don't have that money any more because I spent it all on a used school bus and parts to make the school bus able to time travel. Also, once the Cr3 is loaded in, it creates a program that allows me to access the users computer so that I can access all their info and money so I can pretend to be somebody else, and buy more parts to make the bus time travel. I don't have the foggiest idea.

Also, no, I can't Dougie.

can you upload me edoa

Why is the refund policy so strict and why are so many people sound distressed while filing warranty claims or reviewing the product?

All questions will be happily answered my kind sir.

Hello. I'm Dr. Buck with the SCP foundation and we are here to ask you some questions about cr3 is that alright?

HELP THEY ARE (data enpluged.) M-----e............................

No refund for you.

THERE IS SO MUCH BLOOD!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

well then.. [ grabs a desert eagle from pocket ] may as well- [ P O W ]

Sadly, the company just happens to own the local airport.

o h. hmm maybe i should get on a plane and hope they dont know which airline, kind of airplane, and what time im getting on it...

But, they will see the smoke and fire in the distance!
They shall definitely find you!

oh.. well may as well burn down my house! cant track what isnt there!

The company that created this wants to know where you live.