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Exclusivly infamous guard line
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『yhar²』 2018 年 8 月 17 日 下午 2:15 
this is pain. every time I walk into a fucking city all the guards just say "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee." at first its like, oh okay I guess thats kinda funny. but later you just feel like you wanna commit suicide. overall ive killed every guard in every city and I have a major bounty on my head that I can't pay off. thanks mod, you ruined my amazing skyrim playthrough.
Humanchine 2018 年 1 月 6 日 下午 1:08 
Beautiful.
Alexi Morningstar 2017 年 6 月 25 日 上午 3:57 
WHY WOULD YOU WISH THIS ON ANYONE
LENNY 2017 年 5 月 23 日 上午 4:04 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow to the knee :steamsad:
Gaffy 2016 年 11 月 20 日 下午 7:35 
Even Talos cannot help the dragonborn now
Sneedster 2016 年 4 月 24 日 下午 3:54 
I like the part when he said "I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow to the knee"
Pastrana 2015 年 9 月 6 日 上午 8:22 
hey, i was thinking about the divine punishment to. i'm not 9. i'm almost double that age!
ded 2015 年 7 月 27 日 下午 7:48 
confirmed 9 year old below
KoriksFlameKell 2014 年 10 月 26 日 上午 6:25 
This is what you get when you cross this with Divine Punishment: Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you. then i took an arrow to the knee... Me: xD. Guard: (Gets struck down by lightning) Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
KoriksFlameKell 2014 年 10 月 26 日 上午 6:23 
Divine Punishment + this = awesomeness
KoriksFlameKell 2014 年 10 月 25 日 上午 6:09 
I JUST HAVE TO LOVE THIS MOD!!! I LOVE WHEN THE GUARDS DIE xD
KoriksFlameKell 2014 年 10 月 25 日 上午 5:53 
this works great with divine punishment
Royal 2014 年 10 月 5 日 上午 4:13 
arrow to..the...EVERYWHERE
Freddy Ilak Dion (Shaal Jadothr) 2014 年 8 月 17 日 上午 8:33 
...Took an arrow to the knee eh?
I took a hundred arrows right in the arse!
(That did actually happen coming to the think of it xD)
bossAWSUM 2014 年 8 月 12 日 上午 7:59 
i salute you (subscribe and scream like a girl)
Demonic Piss Refining Master 2014 年 7 月 29 日 上午 7:28 
Thats so clever good job.
Chesed from Lobcorp 2014 年 6 月 28 日 下午 6:38 
guard: I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

me: yeah well I took 500 arrows to the face in under one second.

guard: ...

me: true story XD
awspear 2014 年 1 月 3 日 下午 7:45 
this mod combined with the divine punishment for thsose who mention an arrow in the knee mod is hilarious
Rel 2013 年 11 月 17 日 上午 6:34 
i used to an adventurer like you,but then I got an mod in the knee
Kristen 2013 年 2 月 27 日 下午 1:06 
@ratchetman2: the joke is that every guard in Skyrim at some point says "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got an arrow to the knee" to the Dragonborn (and why NPCs go out of their way to say random stuff to Dovahkiin I've ALWAYS wondered) as a greeting. We laugh at it because 1) 99 arrows and their knee took one 2) they used to be adventurers and 3) there must be a mysterious knee archer in Skyrim sniping hopeful adventurers' knees.\
As for this mod, I love it but am not going to download it because I'm scared that 1) I won't get some quests to start, 2) I'll miss some other funny lines and 3) I actually use console to strip guards after they say that line to me...a personal joke. I'm not ... ready ... enough for naked guards to be reminding me about their knees anytime soon ;) Great mod idea though, in every case!!!
MJOLNIRMARKFIVE 2012 年 8 月 29 日 下午 6:14 
Odd I seem to remember that phrase being spoken even in oblivion and I've played since Morrowind...
NotARealTherapist 2012 年 8 月 6 日 上午 3:07 
I don't get the joke. All I understand is that it's a developer comment on how greaves are no longer in the game. Greaves were removed in Skyrim, but were in Oblivion.
TTV | Shrimpyy9000  [作者] 2012 年 7 月 28 日 下午 10:41 
I wouldn't know without seeing the code for the other guys mod.
Florence 2012 年 7 月 28 日 上午 9:29 
YES thank you AgentWD40 i would stand talking to guards waiting for them to say that and now they just do!!!
JediPianist 2012 年 7 月 28 日 上午 1:45 
I tried them both ways, and with your mod first the guards would endlessly repeat the line with no lightning, but in the other order they refused to say anything at all. I also tried turning off all other mods, still no dice. Any ideas?
TTV | Shrimpyy9000  [作者] 2012 年 7 月 27 日 下午 8:58 
It has something to do with the load order. Try reversing it.
JediPianist 2012 年 7 月 27 日 下午 3:41 
I tried combining this with Divine Punishment, but the guards are not getting explodified! It seems like nobody else is having this problem, so do any of you have an idea as to how I can fix this?
shadowcat 2012 年 7 月 20 日 下午 4:15 
@Shegorath That is exctly what I just did.
Zmb 2012 年 7 月 7 日 上午 11:42 
Combined with divine punishment for mentioning of an arrow to the knee... It's epic.. Every single guard explodes...
Kocyra 2012 年 6 月 5 日 下午 5:35 
I used to make jokes about Hawkeye having no powers but then i took an arrow to the knee!
TS [~MLS~] CelticFrag 2012 年 5 月 31 日 下午 11:28 
@AgentWD40 Only because it's true!
TTV | Shrimpyy9000  [作者] 2012 年 5 月 31 日 下午 11:19 
Half of the comments all say that!!!
TS [~MLS~] CelticFrag 2012 年 5 月 31 日 下午 10:02 
@kingofgaming I just said that!!!!!!
SquishyMage 2012 年 5 月 31 日 上午 11:29 
this mod along with the divine punishment one would make mountains of bodies and bounties that can't be enforced! Fantastic!
TS [~MLS~] CelticFrag 2012 年 5 月 17 日 下午 9:00 
This would be disastrous with the 'Divine Punishment for Mention of the Arrow in the Knee' mod-you'd have to be clicking on the dead guards and typing 'resurrect' all the time...
BlackWolf 2012 年 5 月 14 日 上午 8:03 
YES LOL
Arogon 2012 年 5 月 12 日 上午 7:17 
im qith ze spy the Oblivoin mods ae much better than the crap of skyrim
A. Stallion 2012 年 5 月 8 日 上午 8:52 
true with ziknik
Gazzer 2012 年 5 月 7 日 下午 10:23 
You....Monster. You MONSTER!
Grenade Intercept Gary 2012 年 5 月 6 日 上午 3:18 
v What he said
The Lord Of Peanut Butter 2012 年 5 月 5 日 下午 6:49 
couple this mod with the divine punishment for mentions of arrows in the knee and youll have a metric ***ton of dead guards
Coolioice 2012 年 5 月 5 日 下午 1:57 
sweet
TTV | Shrimpyy9000  [作者] 2012 年 5 月 5 日 上午 5:16 
@ze spy: It's on my to do list ;)
Prism 2012 年 5 月 4 日 下午 10:42 
A Dragonborn's worst nightmare!!
Coolioice 2012 年 5 月 4 日 下午 10:18 
i wish there was a mod that made the guards say "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM" and all the other oblivion guard lines. i would do it myself except i have no f-ing clue how to mod anything lol
sebrf 2012 年 5 月 3 日 下午 11:06 
I would try, but I've got carpel tunnel syndrome and I dropped my mouse on my glasses and cant see the monitor.
TTV | Shrimpyy9000  [作者] 2012 年 5 月 3 日 下午 10:06 
@Your worst enemy: I've heard mixed things. Try playing around with your load order.
Your cousin, Throckmorton 2012 年 5 月 3 日 下午 5:17 
@Spleen @ Best Yes it does...
Alexander the Pretty Good 2012 年 5 月 2 日 下午 9:58 
I laughed so hard at this mod. There's no way i'm getting it though :/
Reya 2012 年 5 月 2 日 下午 9:37 
Doesnt work with divne punisment sadly