Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Festive Fruitcake
100 条留言
Mr. Hugs 1 月 17 日 下午 7:45 
Terrifying, would be great to intimate enemies with.
phil_holes48 2023 年 7 月 19 日 上午 6:38 
garlic bread with nipples, this is amazing
Freak Beast 2022 年 3 月 8 日 下午 6:59 
It has been 9 years since this workshop's creation and fruitcake still plagues the earth. What a sad world we live in. If only Valve was brave enough to speak the truth about fruitcake.
Daggone-it baby 2021 年 6 月 3 日 下午 12:26 
You couldn't help it and found the latest comment. Congrats
Banjo34 2017 年 6 月 3 日 下午 7:22 
I like fuitcake though....... :(
dickdome 2017 年 1 月 18 日 上午 12:12 
I think it should just be a sandvich reskin
Rancho Relaxer 2017 年 1 月 17 日 上午 6:16 
Deals minor damage and knockback when thrown at enemies? (Cause fruitcakes are hard...)
Grants Single Large Health boost on pickup and use and minor speed de-buff?
Michael B. Schwartzin' 2015 年 11 月 14 日 上午 6:54 
this is awesome pls add
Timothy_Mark 2015 年 9 月 2 日 下午 3:18 
is this the reskin of the dalokas bar?... if it is please add a download link :)
Lone Wanderer Jack 2015 年 9 月 2 日 下午 2:10 
this is my fruitcake youre not welcome in my FRUITCAKE !
lichen 2015 年 5 月 15 日 下午 7:29 
Best description :D
Scorpius 2015 年 4 月 13 日 下午 7:36 
Nice design but he's right⬇️ Best you save this for the Holidays same thing I'm gonna do with my festive season since they tend to be more popular during the winter holidays
Dr. Useless 2014 年 8 月 3 日 上午 9:12 
This is a christmas themed item (duh!) so i suggest that if you add this valve, add it THIS christmas...or haunika or whatever you do -shrug-
[TRG] SuperItalienNerd 2014 年 3 月 16 日 上午 11:17 
this must be a item valve talking to you gabe
Scout 2014 年 3 月 2 日 下午 4:09 
AWESOME I LOVE WINTER AND WINTER HOLIDAYS
Raccoone 2014 年 1 月 31 日 上午 9:22 
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Diamaru 2014 年 1 月 27 日 下午 6:15 
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Chad 2013 年 4 月 22 日 下午 2:04 
u should add a style that changes it from good looking to bad looking but still heals u
Adam 2013 年 4 月 22 日 上午 8:51 
GO valve add this item!
Fig 2013 年 1 月 21 日 上午 2:10 
I like fruitcake, and everyone does.

I hate that fruitcake.

Hope this approves.
AirplaneLavatory 2013 年 1 月 1 日 下午 6:26 
more like sheperds pie :P
HydroFrog64 2012 年 12 月 22 日 下午 7:40 
@Christmas_In_Lawlington_DC
Essentially what fruit cake is.
HydroFrog64 2012 年 12 月 22 日 下午 7:40 
3 seconds of rage for the price of -60hp? seems a little under powered but then again it's FUCKING FRUIT CAKE.
๊CheemCheemZ 2012 年 12 月 22 日 下午 4:18 
Sorry that i'm picky but it looks like throw up in hollow poo.
chowmeinpie 2012 年 12 月 22 日 下午 2:25 
ME GUSTA
Ana 2012 年 12 月 22 日 上午 9:09 
pizza toast :p
MickyMerc 2012 年 12 月 21 日 上午 11:30 
Jim Gaffigan approves.
Edgeward 2012 年 12 月 20 日 下午 3:42 
use in melee slot, no one likes fruit cake.
technodorito 2012 年 12 月 20 日 下午 1:01 
That's hillarious! I hope they but it in the actual game!
Roundabout 2012 年 12 月 19 日 下午 9:30 
5 seconds of Ubercharge, then immediate death.
Must kill foes to build charge for use.
TheWonderSock 2012 年 12 月 19 日 下午 6:55 
Festive Fruitcake
Level 10 Festive Lunch Box
-50% Max health
+10 Health regen per second
100% Mini-Crit chance
Game. 2012 年 12 月 19 日 下午 5:29 
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Takehaya3 2012 年 12 月 19 日 上午 12:26 
NO FRUITCAKE IS AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!1
Pork Chop 2012 年 12 月 18 日 下午 8:27 
Right click to drop

+ On enemy pickup: Poison effect for 30 seconds

+ On enemy pickup: 50% Chance of projectile vomiting
I'm gonna brown 2012 年 12 月 18 日 下午 7:53 
OH GOD YES, PLEASE GOD YES
End! 2012 年 12 月 18 日 下午 6:05 
OMG! TF2 Should Put This In The Game! For This Year Christmas!
Axel 2012 年 12 月 18 日 下午 3:37 
don't eat it, you might break your teeth.
beat people with it.
Hauntdawg 2012 年 12 月 18 日 上午 10:58 
Am I the only one here who likes fruitcake?

Also, this could just be a Sandvich reskin with additional voice lines.
Crime Dad 2012 年 12 月 18 日 上午 6:08 
i think its hilarious, and would enjoy the special voice acting. i think i would prefer it if it was just a reskin of the sandvich tho with no special item abilities imo.
solidpat221 2012 年 12 月 18 日 上午 1:02 
With the humor behind this wep, I can see this getting in!

My stat idea:

On eat:
-50 max health for 15 seconds
-minicrits enabled during those 15 seconds
Sakura Bakushin O 2012 年 12 月 17 日 下午 6:56 
3 seconds isn't long enough to let you walk on the battlefield with crits. That would be a suckish sandvich.
Medium Mack 2012 年 12 月 17 日 下午 1:18 
Looks nasty....
Cosmic Coyote 2012 年 12 月 17 日 下午 12:35 
I love this! But...god. Why would you do that to yourself heavy?
nergncan 2012 年 12 月 17 日 上午 11:03 
does not look so good
El Pollo Santos (chicken/saint) 2012 年 12 月 17 日 上午 10:45 
Think that it would work if Crit started on mini-gun spinup, maybe extend it to 5 secs of Mini-crits
Giant Hat 2012 年 12 月 17 日 上午 12:02 
That is a silly stat suggestion. Buffalo Steak and KGB give crits (wthout injuring you either), and 3 seconds isn't enough for the minigun-wielding Heavy.
What if this was a consumable that went in the Melee slot? Or induced a Concheror style effect fo the user (including teammates who ate a drop)? At the very least, it could be a Sandvich reskin that activated Christmasvision.
Mickey "Public Domain" Mouse 2012 年 12 月 16 日 下午 8:09 
@RuslanCodeLyoko because fruitcakes are basically edible bricks
HerrDave 2012 年 12 月 16 日 上午 10:54 
FrUUUIT CAEK and AYE going to KEEK YOHR ASX
Pointprince 2012 年 12 月 16 日 上午 8:50 
really good christmas secondary for the heavy, but probably change the item details cuz it doesn't look like something i would buy at the mann co store :P