Terrifying, would be great to intimate enemies with.

garlic bread with nipples, this is amazing

It has been 9 years since this workshop's creation and fruitcake still plagues the earth. What a sad world we live in. If only Valve was brave enough to speak the truth about fruitcake.

You couldn't help it and found the latest comment. Congrats

I like fuitcake though....... :(

I think it should just be a sandvich reskin

Deals minor damage and knockback when thrown at enemies? (Cause fruitcakes are hard...)
Grants Single Large Health boost on pickup and use and minor speed de-buff?

this is awesome pls add

is this the reskin of the dalokas bar?... if it is please add a download link :)

this is my fruitcake youre not welcome in my FRUITCAKE !

Best description :D

Nice design but he's right⬇️ Best you save this for the Holidays same thing I'm gonna do with my festive season since they tend to be more popular during the winter holidays

This is a christmas themed item (duh!) so i suggest that if you add this valve, add it THIS christmas...or haunika or whatever you do -shrug-

this must be a item valve talking to you gabe

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u should add a style that changes it from good looking to bad looking but still heals u

GO valve add this item!

I like fruitcake, and everyone does.

I hate that fruitcake.

Hope this approves.

more like sheperds pie :P

@Christmas_In_Lawlington_DC
Essentially what fruit cake is.

3 seconds of rage for the price of -60hp? seems a little under powered but then again it's FUCKING FRUIT CAKE.

Sorry that i'm picky but it looks like throw up in hollow poo.

ME GUSTA

pizza toast :p

Jim Gaffigan approves.

use in melee slot, no one likes fruit cake.

That's hillarious! I hope they but it in the actual game!

5 seconds of Ubercharge, then immediate death.
Must kill foes to build charge for use.

Festive Fruitcake
Level 10 Festive Lunch Box
-50% Max health
+10 Health regen per second
100% Mini-Crit chance

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NO FRUITCAKE IS AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!1

Right click to drop

+ On enemy pickup: Poison effect for 30 seconds

+ On enemy pickup: 50% Chance of projectile vomiting

OH GOD YES, PLEASE GOD YES

OMG! TF2 Should Put This In The Game! For This Year Christmas!

don't eat it, you might break your teeth.
beat people with it.

Am I the only one here who likes fruitcake?

Also, this could just be a Sandvich reskin with additional voice lines.

i think its hilarious, and would enjoy the special voice acting. i think i would prefer it if it was just a reskin of the sandvich tho with no special item abilities imo.

With the humor behind this wep, I can see this getting in!

My stat idea:

On eat:
-50 max health for 15 seconds
-minicrits enabled during those 15 seconds

3 seconds isn't long enough to let you walk on the battlefield with crits. That would be a suckish sandvich.

Looks nasty....

I love this! But...god. Why would you do that to yourself heavy?

does not look so good

Think that it would work if Crit started on mini-gun spinup, maybe extend it to 5 secs of Mini-crits

That is a silly stat suggestion. Buffalo Steak and KGB give crits (wthout injuring you either), and 3 seconds isn't enough for the minigun-wielding Heavy.
What if this was a consumable that went in the Melee slot? Or induced a Concheror style effect fo the user (including teammates who ate a drop)? At the very least, it could be a Sandvich reskin that activated Christmasvision.

@RuslanCodeLyoko because fruitcakes are basically edible bricks

FrUUUIT CAEK and AYE going to KEEK YOHR ASX

really good christmas secondary for the heavy, but probably change the item details cuz it doesn't look like something i would buy at the mann co store :P