- I consider the "Introduction" to be an interaction, so it is listed as interaction 1.
- I normally do not include the dialogue when there is only a single choice, as it is obvious you can only pick that one.
- You do not need to follow choice by choice what I write. You can pick a few different dialogue options and still be set. There are only a few characters where you need to pick EXACT options. these include: Mitchell Linn, Kopi, at the end with Beverly, Tina, Jean-Loo, Lux
- Please note for above that there may be a few more that I am not aware of.
- I do put a lot of references to other things in my guide, hope it makes you laugh! Enjoy the guide! :)


Updates
These will be refreshed weekly.
I want to apologize for inactivity. College has started, along with my grandmother's death. I am back now/
The Monique request will be done once the prerequisite is finished. If you have any other requests, do comment and I will get to them.

10/10: Made progress on: Arma,

Please note there are currently a few known bugs in the game.
Hotfix 2: Hotfix 2 fixed most of the bugs. I have removed the ones that I know are fixed and have tested.
Hotfix 2.1: Hotfix 2.1 fixed most save-related issues.

Here are the ones I currently know:

BIG BUG: This bug is huge so I'm putting it at the top as it completely screws over new game plus players. Maxed out specs are now reset. Hopefully the next hotfix fixes this.
1. Specs points not being added after using a candy on a hated character.
2. Scandalabra not registering an interaction, causing looping dialogue.
3. Daisuke's name not appearing in his dialogue, until you reach an ending.
4. Koa looping dialogue.
5. In one of the interactions with Bobby Pinn, they may appear in another area instead of the area they are meant to be in. You are able to find them in their original spot, which will teleport you to the correct area upon interaction.
6. It sometimes takes multiple attempts to use a candy on TextBox-Chan
7. Spec points still not being rewarded even after the hotfix.
8. Jean Loo still not allowing the use of a candy after he gives you a second chance.
9. Florence and Celia looping dialogue.
10. Above also locks you out of realizing Beverly, Stella.
11. Daisuke looping dialogue.
12. When realizing Timmy, the realization sprite is the only one shown instead of changing from before to after.
13. Sometimes when realizing a character, you must press next a few times for the screen to go away and continue dialogue.
14. Unable to realize Scandalabra due to unfurnished business with Maggie despite her being already realized.
15. When trying to view collectables, they do not show no matter how many times you click.
16. Some encounter a problem trying to do Lyric's storyline after romancing Mac. I didn't encounter this myself, but some have.
17. After reaching an ending with Lucinda, there is a chance you are unable to see her again as the object she is supposed to be will not let you use the dateviators on it.

Voiced by: Felicia Day

Spec: Charm

Where to find?: The Skylar app on your phone

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by speaking with Skylar about herself.
2. Obtained by achieving a love ending with every dateable.
3. Obtained by breaking the suspension of disbelief.

Love
Interaction 1:
Note: The order does not matter.
1. Let's chat about you!
2. Can we talk about how all this 'dating objects' thing works?
3. How do the dateviators work in the first place?
4. That's it?
(There's a choice in between here, but it does not matter what you pick.)
5. Intriguing.
(There's a choice in between here, but it does not matter what you pick.)
6. I think that makes perfect sense!
6. Ready...
7. I'm sorry to hear that.
8. What does that mean?
9. How can I help?
10. No problem!

Interaction 2:
1. Let's chat about you!
2. Can we talk about how all this 'dating objects' thing works?
3. How do dateables talk to each other?
4. Oh, no. One of these.
5. That's okay... as long as I can understand it!
6. I think that makes perfect sense!

Interaction 3:
1. Let's chat about you!
2. Can we talk about how all this 'dating objects' thing works?
3. Why is there no real-world stuff and everything is a thing-based pun?
4. Perfect - I love things and I love buying them too!
5. I think that makes perfect sense!
6. Of course, Skylar.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Be skeptical, logical, and mean. Break the suspension of disbelief.

Realize: 60 smarts, 60 poise, 60 empathy, 40 charm, 30 sass

Voiced by: LaNisa Renee Frederick

Spec: Charm

Where to find?: Use the Dateviators on your phone! Or click the "Phoenicia" app

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by speaking with Phoenicia
2. Obtained by speaking with Phoenicia
3. Obtained by achieving a love ending with Phoenicia

Love
Interaction 1
1. Woah, what just happened?
2. What kind of schedule does a phone have?

Interaction 2
1. Sounds pretty nice...
2. Maybe you could show me some of your videos sometime too?
3. Is something wrong?
4. If it was nothing, I don't think it'd be happening again.
5. It looked like a temperature warning, and you do feel warm...

Note: For a while, Phoenicia will only talk about rumors at first to lead you to other characters. She will eventually run out of gossip, then the interactions will continue.

Interaction 3
1. Tell me about it!
2. Why?

Interaction 4
1. Tell me about it!

Note: This is the bug I mentioned beforehand. She may repeat this dialogue several times until you can continue.

**Please note on New Game+, if you say that you've played the game before and want to skip, it will take you to this interaction 5. After that, Phoenicia may give you tips on where to find other dateables.**

Interaction 5
1. Remove Phoenicia's case.
2. How's that, princess?
3. You got it, darling.

Interaction 6
1. I'm sorry, I must have left too many apps open!
2. What do I do? What do you need?
3. She's practically on fire!
4. Hang on, I'll open the freezer.
5. Can I do anything else?
6. Of course I do, you're important to me.
7. Wait...don't you have a livestream now?
8. Of course I remembered, I was looking forward to it.
9. Is the cold air helping? Are you feeling any better?
10. Any time. I like taking care of you.
11. I thought it was the charger that was the problem?
12. Are you? Because it sounds like you're miserable.
13. Who said success and misery are mutually exclusive?
14. You care a lot about your fans, right?
15. Ok, what advice would you give to someone struggling with burnout?
16. It shouldn't be, you deserve more than that.
17. Let's grape it up.

Interaction 7
1. You have a special someone in mind?
2. I bet you're pretty important to them too.
3. Do what?
4. But you're used to that, aren't you? Phoenicia, the world's most famous Placebook star!
5. Nothing about you could ever be cringe. Are you kidding? Honestly, you're really inspiring.
6. Yes ma'am!

Friend is the same as above, except just telling her you want to remain friends.

Hate
Treat Phoenicia poorly during overheating.

Realize: 30 smarts, 0 poise, 100 empathy, 30 charm, 90 sass

Voiced by: Ray Chase

Spec: Poise

Where to find?: 2nd floor, walls right in front of the stairs.
SPOILERS: Arma causes burn damage to the wall, which makes his spot even more obvious.

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by flirting with Wallace.
2. Obtained by breaking a promise.
3. Obtained by talking with Wallace. (?)

Love
Interaction 1:
You can get an instant love ending with Wallace just by saying "wall."

Friend
To get friends, just say anything else to Wallace.

Hate
Be rude to Wallace. Break promises.

Achievement
After getting a love ending, talk to Wallace 5 more times to get him to speak words.

Realize: 20 smarts, 100 poise, 80 empathy, 50 charm, 0 sass

Voiced by: Anne Yatco

Spec: Charm

Where to find?: Floor above stairs on the second floor, you can interact with Celia in the same interaction

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by asking Florence for tea
2. Obtained by getting Florence to cry during a play
3. Obtained by speaking with Florence about Airway

**Please note that interacting with Stella first and signing Florence up for the Airway Army tends to cause a bug where you are unable to proceed with Florence and Celia.**

Love
Since her and Celia are together, I have combined them.
Interaction 1
1. Mayor Celia?
2. You sound like a great PA. If it helps you look good to your boss, I'd be glad to.
3. Yes, please.
4. Choose anything. I went with milk and sugar.
5. Sure, don't worry about it.
6. Try to get the lay of the land, and I wanted to meet "The Mayor".
7. Absolutely.
8. She seems sweet.
9. Okay, I'll look into it.
10. Leave.

Interaction 2
Please make sure to have these stats before this interaction: 40 empathy
1. Tell me about yourself.
2. Tell me about the mayor.
3. You seem quite taken with her.
4. [EMPATHY 40] Florence... do you have feelings for the mayor, don't you?
(Note: This is still bugged for me. I'm forced to out the pyramid scheme.)
5. Sounds like you really look up to her.
6. Why not tell her you like her?
7. Maybe I could help you catch her eye?
8. That's not true. She really respects you.
9. She said she wouldn't enjoy her work if she didn't get to see your smiling face every day.
10. From here, I don't have the exact dialogue, but it should be fairly obvious what to pick. Eventually, you will get an option of making it a 3rd party system.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Be on Stella's side, don't let the pyramid scheme get shut down.

Note
I have also found a much easier way around this, as for me I'm forced to out the pyramid scheme. If you have 45 Empathy, you can essentially bypass this and get a good ending with everyone involved.

Realize: 20 smarts, 50 poise, 90 empathy, 50 charm, 20 sass

Voiced by: Julia Mcilvaine

Spec: Smarts

Where to find?: Ceiling above stairs on the second floor, you can interact with Florence in the same interaction

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by speaking with Celia
2. Obtained by getting Florence and Celia to be co-mayors.
3. Obtained by signing up Florence for Airway.

**Please note that interacting with Stella first and signing Florence up for the Airway Army tends to cause a bug where you are unable to proceed with Florence and Celia.**

Love
Since her and Celia are together, I have combined them.
Interaction 1
1. Mayor Celia?
2. You sound like a great PA. If it helps you look good to your boss, I'd be glad to.
3. Yes, please.
4. Choose anything. I went with milk and sugar.
5. Sure, don't worry about it.
6. Try to get the lay of the land, and I wanted to meet "The Mayor".
7. Absolutely.
8. She seems sweet.
9. Okay, I'll look into it.
10. Leave.

Interaction 2
Please make sure to have these stats before this interaction: 40 empathy
1. Tell me about yourself.
2. Tell me about the mayor.
3. You seem quite taken with her.
4. [EMPATHY 40] Florence... do you have feelings for the mayor, don't you?
(Note: This is still bugged for me. I'm forced to out the pyramid scheme.)
5. Sounds like you really look up to her.
6. Why not tell her you like her?
7. Maybe I could help you catch her eye?
8. That's not true. She really respects you.
9. She said she wouldn't enjoy her work if she didn't get to see your smiling face every day.
10. From here, I don't have the exact dialogue, but it should be fairly obvious what to pick. Eventually, you will get an option of making it a 3rd party system.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Be on Stella's side, don't let the pyramid scheme get shut down.

Note
I have also found a much easier way around this, as for me I'm forced to out the pyramid scheme. If you have 45 Empathy, you can essentially bypass this and get a good ending with everyone involved.

Hate
Be on Stella's side, don't let the pyramid scheme get shut down.

Realize: 20 smarts, 50 poise, 90 empathy, 50 charm, 20 sass

Voiced by: Nancy Linari

Spec: Charm

Where to find?: The stairs

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by joining Stella's army.
2. Obtained by speaking to Stella.
3. Obtained by convincing Stella to start a new business.
4. Obtained by speaking to Stella.

Love
Interaction 1:
1. I don't mind the creak, feels homey.
2. One step at a time.
3. Maybe take some smaller steps?
4. Hustle for what?
5. That's great! Congratulations.
6. Tell me more?
7. Booklet?
8. Looks like someone's just scrawled your name in front of some boilerplate text.
9. That seems dramatic.
10. Of course Stella, don't worry.

Interaction 2:
1. I told you I'd be back.
2. Stilettos?
3. I think you're just trying to make the most of something.
4. I'd love to hear it!
5. Yes!
6. Is everything okay?
7. Sure.
8. Oh. Roleplay. Kinky.
9. Oh, stop it, you.
10. Why don't you tell me, mysterious saleswoman?
11. WOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!
12. I think you're doing great.
13. I'd love to.
14. Why?
15. Then let me.
16. Aye-aye!
17. Aye-aye, captain!

IMPORTANT: You will have to convince all of the people she mentioned to you. The order does not matter. You only have had to completed the introduction. Here is how to recruit them:
Penelope:
1. It's actually that Stella needs something.
2. It's an opportunity!
I, Ronaldini:
- Please note you will need to do Bobby Pinn's route to gain access to him.
1. It's Stella. She needs your... Showmanship.
2. Consider yourself signed.
Winnifred:
1. I'm actually here for Stella.
2. Really?
3. Unfortunately.

Interaction 3:
1. I've convinced them all.
2. We convinced them to buy the product!
3. I provided a glimpse of the power that can be beheld to all of them!
4. And me?
5. I've always had a thing for powerful staircases. OR Why don't you?

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Suggest Stella is getting scammed.

Realize: 20 smarts, 50 poise, 90 empathy, 50 charm, 20 sass

Voiced by: Ben Starr

Spec: Poise

Where to find?: Dorian has multiple locations. The most common is the front door.

Collectibles:
These are all obtained by speaking to different Dorians.

Love
To romance him, you will need to go to each of these. This will reward you an achievement too. The locations are:
1. The front door
- You must talk to this door again for it to count.
2. The office door
3. The office closet door
4. The trap door
5. The bathroom door
6. The tiny door
7. The laundry room door
8. The laundry room closet door
9. The back door

10. The bedroom door
11. The upstairs bathroom door
- This one is on the bedroom side.
12. The upstairs bathroom door
- This one is on the gym side.
13. The gym door
14. The gym closet door
15. The electrical closet door
16. The attic door
17. The bedroom closet door

Hate
Get 50 other dateables to hate you.

Realize: 75 smarts, 100 poise, 75 empathy, 0 charm, 0 sass

Voiced by: Kari Wahlgren

Spec: Empathy

Where to find?: Any window in the house

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by speaking with Wyndolyn at the North windows
2. Obtained by speaking with Wyndolyn at the South windows
3. Obtained by speaking with Wyndolyn at the East windows
4. Obtained by speaking with Wyndolyn at the West windows

Love
Note: Wyndolyn has a lot of spots. You can do them in any order. During my first playthrough it mattered because of different conversations she'll have at different spots.
Interaction 1:
Location: Bedroom
1. I sure am!
2. I'll look away then if you want.
3. Romance?
4. Fun only, huh?
5. What are you suggesting?
6. But what if I wanna kiss you?

Interaction 2:
Location: Big window in the gym
1. Can I join?
2. Okay, I'll come back later.

Interaction 3:
Location: Attic
1. What's got your attention?
2. What does that mean?
3. Do you think kids are cute?
4. I used to be awesome at tag.
5. I wanna see you show some interest in me...

Interaction 4
Location: Smaller window in the gym
1. I can't think of anyone.
2. Why are you so interested in that other house?
3. I sure will!

Interaction 5
Location: Window to the left of the bookshelf in the office
1. I bet they changed it and you didn't see.
2. That's a pretty intense view.
3. Should I be worried?
4. Oh no!
5. Don't you have fun in here?

Interaction 6
Location: Window to the right of the bookshelf in the office
1. I sure did!
2. I'd run around like those kids.
3. That way you could watch.
4. Thank you for noticing the effort.

Interaction 7
Location: The big window near the piano.
1. Who are you talking about?
2. You sure know a lot about them.
3. Wait... does that mean they can see me?
4. A dating site for t-shirts?
5. That's so scandalous!

Interaction 8
Location: Same window as last interaction near the piano.
1. What's wrong?
2. You would talk about me?
3. Speculate wildly!
4. Okay, I'm in. What's next?

Interaction 9
Location: Still the same window.
1. You're right, That is why I'm here.
2. That's actually pretty clever!
3. I'm loving this! Edge of my seat!
4. Wait... what do you think happened?
5. You said before that they were on a dating site.
6. Has Overalls been over?
7. You cracked the case!

Interaction 10
Location: Same window again.
1. Oh no! Did something happen?
2. Don't sound too excited...
3. What about Mesh Shirt?
4. The drama is fine. The assumptions aren't.

Interaction 11
Location: The smaller window in the gym.
1. What's wrong?
2. I think the birds are cute!
3. I promise! I promise!

Interaction 12
Location: The window in the bedroom.
1. You are still doing that?
2. Potential is good though!
3. They can look like anything?
4. Light and fluffy?
5. I'm being social right now!
6. Who do I invite?
7. That sounds very fun!

Interaction 13
Location: Once again the window in the bedroom.
1. Right to business, I see.
2. Dancing? Why is there dancing?
3. Of course! I was born to dance.
4. Woah. Make a move?
5. How did you know I was looking for someone?
6. I'm in love with you.
7. Are there games we should play?
8. What do you suggest?
9. I'm all about this.
10. Can we play Musical Tears now?
11. Should we serve food or nah?
12. I'll buy a spread at the grocery store. Easy.
13. Pizza works.
14. That's a lot.
15. Can we... slow down?
16. You're right. I am boring.

Interaction 14
Location: Still the same window in the bedroom.
1. Sure do!
2. Why?
3. I wouldn't be gloomy!
4. Is there a puppy shaped cloud right now?
5. That was exactly what I needed to hear.

Interaction 15
Location: Small window near closet in the office
1. They are very cute!
2. Did you name the squirrel?
3. This all feels like projecting.
4. Oh, you mean me?
5. You're right! I should do something.
6. You would help me?
7. Are you sure??
8. I've got this.
9. Birdnard is a cheater!
10. She can't see the truth.
11. Hope you've figured something out for yourself, Wyndolyn.

Interaction 16
Location: Same small window in the office.
1. They're "bird buddies" now?
2. That's gross.
3. I appreciate that.
4. Sure I do... maybe.
5. It's okay to be jealous of the love Birdtha has.

Interaction 17
Location: The smaller window near the bookshelf in the office.
1. Really?
2. Sure, what can I help with?
3. I thought you said you didn't want kids.
4. I think you would be an awesome parent.

Interaction 18
Location: Same small window near the bookshelf in the office.
1. Sounds like a good time to me!
2. Takes one to know one, beautiful.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Be rude to Wyndolyn OR Tell Wyndolyn to shatter when she confesses to you.

Realize: 45 smarts, 55 poise, 85 empathy, 35 charm, 30 sass

Voiced by: Abby Trott

Spec: Charm

Where to find?: She can found at almost any room in the house as the shelves (she also counts as the bookshelf). I always went to the shelf in the office.

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by talking to Shelley
2. Obtained by talking to Shelley
3. Obtained by reaching a love ending with Shelley

Love
Interaction 1:
1. I am SO good, my dude.
2. Go on then.
3. Yeah, I can tell by the way you're yelling.
4. Are you upset with me?

Interaction 2:
1. What a coincidence, I thought about you all night too.
2. What's with the feather duster?
3. Do you actually want me to do this?
4. Dust gently.
5. I'd never do that.
6. Happier?
7. Do I have a choice?

Interaction 3:
1. Embrace her.
2. I really respect your constant postivity.
3. Wow, hot.
4. Scared sh*tless.
5. STRESSED!
6. You must be really strong.

Interaction 4:
1. Please don't stress yourself out on my behalf.
2. I don't mind...
3. Don't you think you could have said it a bit nicer?
4. There must be something you can do to help her chill out.
5. Shelley...are you improperly mounted?
6. Isn't it the fault of whoever installed you?
7. I don't even know where I'd begin.
8. What if you just accepted the possibility of falling?
9. That's something I've had to deal with all my life.

Interaction 5:
1. I don't blame you considering your situation.
2. Learning to deal with it can be a lifelong struggle.
3. You're welcome.
4. I'd love that Shelley.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Behave selfishly, refuse to listen to her and her struggles, and overall be mean.

Realize: 50 smarts, 50 poise, 50 empathy, 50 charm, 50 sass

Voiced by: Cherami Leigh

Spec: Charm

Where to find?: Any chair in the house. Please note you can only visit Chairemi in the afternoons (2 hearts left) due to her other jobs. Sunday and Monday she will not be available. If you try to speak with her later, she will be asleep.

Her theater schedules are:
Tuesday: Tuesical, the Tuesday Musical
Wednesday: Wedding Wednesday (Romantic Drama)
Thursday: Sci-Fi Thursday
Friday: Fantasy Friday
Saturday: Saturday Night Dead (Murder Mystery)

Collectibles:
1. See the play on a Tuesday.
2. See the play on a Wednesday.
3. She the play on a Thursday.
4. See the play on a Friday.
6. See the play on a Saturday.

Love
Note: I started my interactions with her on a Tuesday. But you can start any day. For the first 2 plays, pick friendly options. After that, she will let you pick more flirty options.
Tuesday
1. What are you doing?
2. Sure.
3. How do we start?
4. First time for everything, I guess.
5. Okay, I'll do my best.
6. I believe you can pick any besides "chairsex". I went with "Didgeridoo".
7. Hello, audience!
8. I can give it a try.
9. That's what you get for trying to read, nerd!
10. Well, it's definitely not because I like you, dork! *Sweats obviously*
11. Duet with her.
12. Sing.
13. Sing.
14. Pig's blood.
15. Wow! Unsuspicious is my favorite flavor! *Drink poison*
16. Sing.
17. Sing.
18. Sing.
19. Actually being a ghost is awesome. Do you want to, like, go solve mysteries together?
20. It's cool. High school is usually the peak for mean girls, anyways. Most of us just, like, become nurses or something.

Wednesday
1. Bah hah hah! It is I, the mustachioed Count Lionel! (Thunder! Lightning! Pshoo, pa-choom!)
2. Actually, I've decided to turn over a new leaf. I'll let you keep your family farm... on ONE condition!
3. Sniff... Teach me to read!!!
4. My secret shame!!!

Thursday
1. So things can get saucy, huh? Excellent!
2. Let's explore an alien world!
3. Let's befriend the aliens. Tell them we come in the name of peace and love.
4. Insist on making love with the aliens.
5. Kiss the alien on the cheek.
6. You said you were open to trying something more intense.
7. Yeah. I liked it a lot, actually.
8. Communication is important. So... While we're being honest with each other. Is there anything you'd like me to do for you??

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Ruin the plays by getting physical too quickly. You can get away with this once and get a friend ending, so you have to do it multiple times.

Realize: 70 smarts, 70 poise, 0 empathy, 70 charm, 40 sass

Voiced by: Michael Lorz

Spec: Sass

Where to find?: Any light source in the house

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by undoing a hate ending with Lux by using charm.
2. Obtained by speaking with Lux.
3. Obtained by ???

Love
Interaction 1:
1. You're literally flawless.
2. You're perfect in every single way.
3. You're the definition of perfection.
4. Never change.
5. Because you are simply the best.
6. At everything.
7. Sounds GREAT!

Interaction 2:
1. What?!
2. Uh, ok.

Interaction 3:
1. [Charm 20] Hey... so... Do you wanna get back together?
2. Awesome! So, we're dating again?
3. Ok... but I hope it's more fun this time!

Interaction 4:
1. [Charm 50] What if I gave you this shiny wink right here?
2. Wink.
(They'll quit breaking up with you after this lol)

Friends
When Lux breaks up with you don't click on one of the stat checks. Or in the first interaction, don't boost their ego.

Hate
Be rude to them.

Realize: 0 smarts, 50 poise, 0 empathy, 100 charm, 100 sass

Voiced by: Christian Navarro

Spec: Empathy

Where to find?: Vents in almost any room! I normally did the ones in the living room. You can also visit him in the attic, but he does not prefer this.

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by speaking with Hector
2. Obtained by speaking with Hector about his writing
3. Obtained by asking Hector for a picture of himself

Love
Interaction 1:
1. Just sayin' hi!

Interaction 2:
1. Come one! I can't fall in love with you if I don't know what you look like!
2. I wish!
3. Hello to you, too! Nice to see you. Or hear you, I guess.
4. A lot, are you kidding? I love me some AC.
5. Oh yeah. As soon as I get cooled down I feel better about life.
6. Hm. Sounds like you're a fan of relaxing, too.
7. This is so hot.
8. Yes. Yes, I do.
9. Even more fun if you keep it going...
10. Of course I do. I'm in control.
11. You tease...
12. It's very alright. I had no idea you... loved me like this!
13. Well, you're brave enough now. And I love it.
14. Sure, care away.
15. Only if you give me something to really think about...

Interaction 3:
1. What? You look great!
2. That's kind of a dark world-view.
3. So, let's meet somewhere else.
4. There's the attic...

Interaction 4
1. Oooh I hope it's grate-based erotica!
2. Yep... erotica, please.
3. Perfect, of course it would.
4. Dear GOD. Yep. Glad I asked for that.
5. You can ask me anything you want
6. Gonna need a teensy bit more information.
7. Ok... go on.
8. I think so. Do you mean you're self conscious about the way you look?
9. Hector. I think we all feel that sometimes.
10. Oh, I'm in. Can't wait. Thank you for the invitation!

Interaction 5
Note: As stated in the previous interaction, you will need to go the attic.
1. Wow. Hector.
2. You are beautiful!
3. Well buckle up, because I've got more where that came from!
4. I love you, Hector.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
You can copy this same route, then at the end say "Woof. Um... you look... ew."

Realize: 25 smarts, 35 poise, 85 empathy, 75 charm, 35 sass
I miss my hvac system.

Voiced by: Jonah Scott

Spec: Empathy

Where to find?: The breaker box in the closet upstairs

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by ordering a drink from Eddie & Volt
2. Obtained by asking Volt about the show the first time you meet him
3. Obtained by speaking with Eddie & Volt

Love
Interaction 1:
1. I live here, actually.
2. Striking, huh?
3. Take Volt's hand
4. Yeah, it really is. I kinda feel underdressed...
5. Oh wow, that even happens here?
6. As long as you're going to be there, I'm up for anything!
7. Is he okay?
8. Lead the way!
9. Speak with Eddie
10. Well if the club is closed, why don't you and I hang out?
11. Yeah... kinda.

Interaction 2:
1. I hope I didn't interrupt anything important.
2. Can I get a drink?
3. Wow nice moves! You're really good at that.
4. Got any other hidden talents?
5. Oh yeah, like what?
6. I'll hold you to that.
7. So uh, what now?
8. I'm not exactly the socializing type, really.
9. Yes, please help.
10. Very much so, yes.
11. Alright, what do you see?
12. What is it? Tell me already!
13. M-maybe...
14. Wait for Volt.
15. Leave.
16. Eddie, how are you?
17. Is it just you here closing up?
18. No, actually I was looking for you.
19. Something is wrong in this club...
20. Weird things keep happening with the power. He says it's nothing but it doesn't seem like nothing.
21. The power seems unstable.
22. To help.
23. Eddie, come on. Please?
24. If he could handle it, he would've. He's in over his head.
25. Yeah, I do.
26. I'm born to screw.
27. What kind of work?
28. Right, got it. I'll be here.
29. Well I mean, if we're going to be working together I'd like to know more about you...
30. That's the idea.
31. Sure. Kinda. You ran into me once. I guess that counts.
32. Just Eddie? That's all I get?
33. You can't get rid of me that easy.

Interaction 3:
1. Lose what?
2. I told you, I want to help.
3. Where is Volt? I was hoping he'd be here too.
4. So he's only here when the club's open?
5. Oooh so that's what we're doing, maintenance?
6. Are you saying Volt is wearing down?
7. Uh y-yeah, I think so.
8. Replacing the lightbulb, like you said!
9. Oops...
10. Oooooooh, not to touch them.
11. I will, I will.
12. Maybe you should pick me back up, just to make sure.
13. It's actually kinda fun doing this stuff. Working with your hands.
14. Well, I had a pretty good teacher.
15. Or I could stay and hang out for a bit?
16. Did we fix everything yet?
17. You okay, Eddie?

Interaction 4
1. Everything hurts and I slept forever but... I don't know, I had a lot of fun learning how to do stuff.
2. Well, maybe it's because you're fun to be around.
3. I mean it! It's kinda sexy when you're in teacher mode.
4. You make this really cute face when you're concentrating.
5. And give you the satisfaction of saying I left early? No way.
6. Wait, for real?
7. Yes, please!
8. Are you going to make it?
9. This is perfect.
10. Really, we did it all?
11. What about you?
12. Can I still come by and help? The day to day stuff sounds fun.
13. Why is it so hard for you to believe I actually like spending time with you?
14. Oh. I hadn't thought about that. I guess so, yeah.
15. You're not coming?
16. And why is that?
17. And it's just to avoid hurting Volt? Nothing to do with you?
18. You don't want Volt to think you can't do your job.
19. You really care about him.
20. I really don't like lying. But I don't want to hurt anyone either. Ok, just between us.

Interaction 5
1. The club is nice, but that's not what keeps me coming back...
2. I think you know.
3. It's you I can't get enough of.
4. I thought you'd never ask.
5. Kiss Volt.
6. Volt!
7. What's going on, what happened to you guys?
8. What about what you needed?
9. So you're actually... one person? Er, thing?
10. Just tell me so we can figure it out together.
11. If Volt is a part of you, then you'll never lose him.
12. Whatever happens, you don't have to go through it alone. I'm here.
13. You're doing great, almost there.
14. Reset the power.
15. Did it work?
16. Live wire. Only Volt calls me that.
17. What was that? One more time, couldn't hear you.
18. Wait, taken with me as in...?
19. The feeling is very much mutual.
20. I'm in!

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
You can copy the same route as above, just in Interaction 5 say something along the lines of "You don't need both of you." when prompted. This will cause them to feel insulted and you'll get your hate ending.

Realize: 65 smarts, 0 poise, 85 empathy, 15 charm, 85 sass

Voiced by: Oz Ryan

Spec: Smarts

Where to find?: in the corner on the left side of the back door

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by speaking with Gaia
2. Obtained by getting a friendship ending with Gaia
3. Obtained by talking to all 16 travelers and reporting back to Gaia

Love
Note: I would recommend talking to Gaia as one of your last dateables, as it will be easier, considering you will have more likely talked to all of the people she requires already.

Interaction 1:
1. "Buy your love"?
2. I'm from [CITY].
3. Why can't you just warp around like everyone else seems to be able to?
4. That can't be. You seem so nice!
5. Yeah, I'm working on getting better with people too.
6. Sorry, I didn't catch that exactly?
7. Speak plain, Gaia.
8. That'd be perfect!
9. Sure, why not?
10. Like you did with me?
11. From here, you can either go on your own or ask for a bunch of leads.

Now, there will be 16 total dateables that you'll need to awaken first. These are:
Amir
Cabrizzio
Captain Jacques Pierrot
Dasha
Dorian
I, Ronaldini - Please note he is locked behind Bobby Pinn's quest.
Jean-Loo
Keith
Keyes
Koa
Kopi
Kristoff
Mateo
Miranda
Rongomaiwhenwa - Please note that she is locked behind Beau's quest.
Telly

Interaction 2
When introducing the dateables, you can select any option. Choices don't matter until you've introduced them all.

1. I'm so happy for you!
2. I'd love that, Gaia.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
You can get this in the first interaction by being incredibly rude to Gaia.

Realize: 85 smarts, 20 poise, 65 empathy, 20 charm, 60 sass

Voiced by:Brennan Lee Mulligan

Spec: Charm

Where to find?: In the attic, the box of board games

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by asking Parker to strip down.
2. Obtained by asking Parker to put on a blindfold.
3. Obtained by using strange tactics against Parker.
4. Obtained by attempting to get a relationship ending with Parker.

Love
Interaction 1:
1. Hi Parker!
2. I would!
3. Sure, why not?
4. Interesting - I like a challenge!
5. Okay - can't wait!

Interaction 2:
1. Yes, how do you play?
2. I believe you can go with any color here. I went with Red because of his hat.
3. Before we start, let's get in the mood for a beachy day and take off our clothes...
4. Spin the spinner!
5. Spin the spinner!
6. Spin the spinner!
7. Spin the spinner!
8. Spin the spinner!
9. Spin the spinner!
10. Spin the spinner!
11. Spin the spinner!
12. Spin the spinner!
13. I'm so happy!
14. See you around, Parker.

Interaction 3:
1. I do!
2. As my first move, I'll ask that we spice things up and play blindfolded...
3. Sacrifice a pawn immediately in a gambit.
4. Brush Parker's hand with yours.
5. Take the bishop.

Interaction 4
1. Sure...
2. You can pick whichever. I went with England.
3. Use Carl card.
4. Damn, didn't think that would be that all powerful.

Interaction 5
1. Great!
2. I'm so happy we rolled to be lovers!

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Cheat in the games. OR Follow everything I said and click the hate dialogue option after the dice roll in interaction 5.

Realize: 10 smarts, 10 poise, 50 empathy, 80 charm, 100 sass

Voiced by: Ben Balmaceda

Spec: Empathy

Where to find?: The blanket on the chair in the living room

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by speaking with Mateo
2. Obtained by speaking with Mateo
3. Obtained by attempting to find Davi
4. Obtained by attempting to find Davi
5. Obtained by attempting to find Davi
6. Obtained by finding Davi

Love
Interaction 1:
1. What's going on?
2. Must be a friend of yours.
3. I don't think so, but I can keep an eye out.
4. Poor thing...
5. But you said he keeps going missing?
6. Aww so cute, what's her name?
7. I don't think she did it... look how cute she is!
8. I belong to her now.
9. Can I pet her?
10. I'm willing to take that chance.
11. Is there anything I can do to help?
12. I want to help.
13. You've got to lighten up on yourself.
14. You're not very good at accepting help, are you?
15. Hit me!
16. Anything you need! I've got a soft spot for strays.
17. You've got a big heart. I'm sure they are grateful to have you!
18. I'd love that.

Note: Before the next interaction, you will need to talk with Phoenicia.

Interaction 2:
1. Looks like you've got your hands full.
2. No problem!
3. So these are the cuties I've heard so much about.
4. And who gets to pamper you?
5. How 'bout you let me pamper you? Like on a date?
6. I should probably get going.
7. Yeah, of course.

Interaction 3:
From here on, there will be a few interactions where you must find clues. You can talk to characters for clues, but I will also just provide the location here. These do unfortunately count as an interaction with Mateo though.

This first clue is on the window in the laundry room.

Interaction 4
1. Did Betty find anything?
2. I found this.
3. It was caught on something next to this.
4. Pick whichever you'd like.
5. I'm on it!

Interaction 5
The second clue is under the tv next to the console.

Interaction 6
1. Mateo, breathe. We're going to find him, okay?
2. Did any of your leads pan out?
3. Well, this little guy should cheer you up.
4. I think he's leaving them on purpose.
5. Looks like Davi made another friend.
6. Davi did all the work, I just showed up.
7. Pick whichever you'd like.
8. Gimme what you've got!

Interaction 7
Go to the gym closet and look at the box at the very bottom. There will be 2 pieces of string sticking out from under a box.

Interaction 8
1. Hey, I just followed the clues.
2. He did, it looked like he was protecting them.
3. Is this the one you lost?
4. I really don't think you did anything wrong.
5. They're lucky to have someone who refused to give up on them.
6. I've grown pretty attached to you all, too.
7. Yeah, I'd like that. Like a lot.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Interaction 9
1. Really?
2. It's kinda new for me honestly.
3. It was nothing.
4. You're stronger than you give yourself credit for.
5. That's the cutest thing I've ever heard.
6. I've never felt more at home than when I'm with you. There's no where else I'd rather be.

Hate
You'll have to copy everything from above, until Interaction 8. During the interaction, pick the rude and snarky comments.

Realize: 5 smarts, 45 poise, 100 empathy, 100 charm, 0 sass

Voiced by: Grey Delisle

Spec: Charm

Where to find?: On the shelf in the right closet in the bedroom

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by speaking with Tina.
2. Obtained by speaking with Tina.
3. Obtained by helping Tina on her quest.

Love
Interaction 1:
1. Hey there.
2. My bad.
3. About what?
4. Yes I see that.
5. No but it sounds amazing.
6. You should be on that show.
7. It doesn't have to be.
8. Okay...

Interaction 2:
1. Look at you living in the real world this time.
2. That's a first. A clown asking to be entertained...
3. You're looking for a date?
4. Acute, Obtuse, Right?
5. Oh...Alright.

Interaction 3:
1. Boo!
2. That's surprising.
3. Let me see that.
4. If I want the secret to being alone forever I'll ask you.
5. ...'sexy?'
6. You know I can reach that easily, right?

Interaction 4:
1. Hello? Tina?
2. Read the diary.
3. Read about threesomes.
4. Keep reading the diary.
5. Read about Love on Triangle Island.
6. Keep reading the diary.
7. Read about what completes Tina.
8. Stop reading the diary.
9. I read it, obviously.

Interaction 5
1. Hey, Tina.... uh, what's that look for?
2. Let me guess... I've been running through your mind-
3. I knew you were there the whole time.
4. Kiss her.
5. Hell yeah.
6. Your what?

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Note: After reaching Tina's love ending, you can speak with her again and pursue adding a third to the relationship. This will earn you a collectable. If you want to turn the dream into a reality, you will need to pursue a love ending with Tony

Hate
Be nice to Tina. OR During the 5th interaction, pick the dialogue choice that says you aren't into her.

Realize: 80 smarts, 60 poise, 40 empathy, 60 charm, 80 sass

Voiced by: Marisha Ray

It's time to mix drinks and change lives.

Spec: Charm

Where to find?: Minibar in the kitchen, left of the trashcan

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by ordering a martini
2. Obtained by ordering an aperol apritz
3. Obtained by ordering a mojito
4. Obtained by ordering a ramos gin fizz
5. Obtained by ordering a glass of water
6. Obtained by ordering a soda
7. Obtained by ordering a virgin mojito
8. Obtained by creating a signature drink for Beverly's bar
9. Obtained by having a drink with Beverly in another storyline

Love
Interaction 1:
1. Hi Madame Proprietress
2. Me?
3. But how can that be when a babe like yourself is here?
4. I thought buying the minibar and all the mixing accessories would motivate me to finally invite someone over...
5. Buy any drink you'd like.
6. Really good!!! Where'd you learn to mix drinks like this?
7. Sure!

Interaction 2:
1. Buy any drink you'd like.
2. I guess so!
3. Eye-catching buzzwords!
4. Fun!
5. Joyousness.

Interaction 3:
1. Buy any drink you'd like.
2. How about a signature drink?
3. You've been focused on other things!
4. Tasting, drinking, imbibing. I'm all for it!
5. All right! Let's do this!
6. Make whatever kind of drink you would like! I don't believe this matters.
7. Drink it all in one go.
8. You're not a failure.
9. You find the ones who do.
10. Sure! I mean, I do.

Interaction 4:
1. Buy whatever drink you'd like.

To continue interactions, you must talk with Phoenica.

Interaction 5:
1. You got this, Bev.
2. It's delicious!

Interaction 6
1. Buy whatever drink you'd like.
2. Actually, I should stop here.
3. That's not a good business practice.
4. What happened...?
5. I won't.

Interaction 7
1. Aren't we more than buddies?

Friends
To achieve the friend ending, get drunk with Beverly when she wants to celebrate with more drinks. This will lock you out of the love ending.

Hate
Pour out the drinks in front of her.

Realize: 60 smarts, 60 poise, 0 empathy, 60 charm, 70 sass

Voiced by: Dom Dinh

Spec: Charm

Where to find?: The coffee machine in the kitchen
Note: By getting a coffee from Kopi at night, you can gurantee a visit from Nightmare

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by ordering an Irish coffee
2. Obtained by ordering a latte
3. Obtained by ordering an affogato

Love
Note: In these interactions, you can pick to order any of the drinks. I just write them in the order I ordered. The order doesn't matter, as you'll eventually have to order them all to progress anyway.
Interaction 1:
1. So, you're my coffee maker?
2. A latte.
3. So... what is a latte?
4. It's definitely underrated.

Interaction 2:
1. It's nice to see you again.
2. We did!
3. A latte.
4. Why is it called a latte?
5. That's... awkward.

Interaction 3:
1. A latte.
2. The Rosetta.
3. Sure thing!

Interaction 4
1. An affogato.
2. What's in an affogato?
3. So... is it a dessert, or a drink?

Interaction 5
1. An affogato.
2. Why is it called an affogato?
3. Sounds like delicious drowning!

Interaction 6
1. An affogato.
2. Drowned.
3. Sure thing!

Interaction 7
1. An Irish coffee.
2. Wait, why is there alcohol in here?
3. That's a lot of ingredients there.

Interaction 8
1. An Irish coffee.
2. What exactly makes it an "Irish" coffee?
3. So, what happens if I made it with scotch?

Interaction 9
1. An Irish coffee.
2. It's smoother with hints of vanilla.
3. Sure thing!

Interaction 10
1. What is it?
2. I've loved hearing you talk about coffee.
3. It's been an honour learning from you!
4. You certainly make some stellar coffee!

Interaction 11
1. Uhhh, Kopi?
2. Why were you just staring off into space?
3. I can't imagine the kinds of things you have to deal with.
4. They give you orders like some sort of royalty?
5. Doesn't that wear you out?
6. What's wrong with getting coffee at night?
7. You're cute when you ramble.
8. I had a perfect blend of intelligence and looks teaching me.

Interaction 12
1. What the hell is going on?
2. That was... weird.
3. Sounds... like a handful.
4. You're doing great!
5. I could say the same for the barista making my drinks.
6. You're like the coffee you make... warm and brew-tiful.
7. Of course.
8. What plans?
9. Fast coffee?
10. I'm so sorry...
11. Have you ever thought about making coffee somewhere else?
12. You're a literal coffeemaker. You don't need them.
13. You have me.
14. This is going to be risky... but worth it.

Interaction 13
1. Business is pretty hectic today.
2. What do you mean?
3. What is it, Kopi?
4. Everything looks... the same.
5. I'm so happy for you!
6. Call it 'Kopicabana'.
7. I love you too!

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Get all the coffee trivia questions wrong and show no interest in coffee. Dismiss her desire to go independent.

Realize: 80 smarts, 15 poise, 85 empathy, 60 charm, 10 sass

Voiced by: Adam McArthur

Spec: Poise

Where to find?: Trash can in the office and kitchen

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by achieving a friend ending with Cam
2. Obtained by talking about food, music, and sleeping with Cam
3. Obtained by achieving a love ending with Cam
4. Obtained through another character route. The character is Jerry

Love
Interaction 1:
1. Hey man, what's up?
2. Cool. Cryptic. Anyway...
3. What do you mean?
4. Well, let me check...
5. You can give him anything here. I chose to give him a clementine peel.
6. Um, no. It's a fruit. It's like a sweet, tiny orange.
7. And I ate it. I don't like eating the peel.
8. Great. Enjoy.
9. Yeah. Aren't we going to talk, or hang out, or something?
10. So then... now what?
11. But... you're hot.
12. I am free. I'm free to be here.

Interaction 2:
1. Salty again, huh?
2. I'm trying to bring some good conversation but that's a two-person sport.
3. You bring it out in me.
4. I'm sure you have more skills than just being sarcastic.
5. Not keeping score... I just meant I'll bet you're good at a lot of other things.
6. I guess I have something here I can throw out...
7. A ball I found made of a curious admixture of lint and hair.
8. Bathroom corner. Behind the toilet. Weird ♥♥♥♥ back there, man.
9. I do actually clean under there. Sometimes.
10. Especially when it comes to cleaning, I guess.
11. This place could stand a good scrub. Or a bleach dip.
13. If you think it's a hovel, too, why don't you clean it up?
14. Oh come ON, I was just saying maybe you could get rid of some of this old litter!
15. You gotta be kidding me. You act like you're so high and mighty.

Interaction 3:
1. Sorry about before.
2. I guess I have something here I can throw out...
3. I found an old parking ticket shoved between the sofa cushions.
4. Damn the man.
5. Yeah, screw it.
6. I've secretly always wanted to be a criminal.
7. I can see that.
8. Not a lot about you is subtle.
9. You're hard to miss.
10. No, not really. Just a lot of old-ass junk around here.
11. I don't get it.
12. Ok ok, I got it. Sorry.

Interaction 4
1. I don't, actually... but I do have cool stuff for you.
2. I guess I have something here I can throw out...
3. I've got a chopstick.
4. Oh god. There's really no way to tell.
5. I order Chinese food... a lot.
6. You're making me hungry.
7. I have a lot of food in the fridge already, though.
8. No, that's ok. I can have leftovers. Don't want to give you any more of my cast-offs.
9. I swear there were no good options!

Interaction 5
1. I want to apolog... wait did you just call me a pig?
2. Why is it so unlikely I'd come back?
3. Because I was wrong. And I'm sorry.
4. I think you made a point. I'm pretty sure.
5. You're kinda sexy when you're grateful.
6. Let's do it. Let's get trashy.
7. You didn't trust me before. How could you know I wasn't making fun?
8. Wham Bam, thank you, Cam...
9. How old is it...
10.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
I know I've told you to be constantly rude anyway, but you want to always do this without letting up or making any attempt to be nice.

Realize: 70 smarts, 80 poise, 80 empathy, 10 charm, 10 sass

Voiced by: Sass

Spec: Josh Dean

Where to find?: Being the small door in the kitchen
Note: This can only be unlocked after completing Bobby Pinn's storyline.

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by finding out about I, Ronaldini's background.
2. Obtained by attending I, Ronaldini's magic show.
3. Obtained by helping I, Ronaldini write his autobiography.

Love
Interaction 1:
1. Bobby! How have you been?
2. Ooooo! Ahhhhh!
3. Ooooo! Ahhhhh! Again! Do it again!!!
4. Like, your manual?
5. I choose! I choose!
6. You haven't tamed me yet... wanna give it a go?
7. Go on...
8. Go onnnnn...
9. That was less spicy than I expected.
10. Expose those 'Great and Terrible' powers to ME, my dark lord!
11. I'm willing to be lost forever if need be...
12. Oh, I'm afraid... but you give me strength.
13. Even the suggestion of it has my knees weak.
14. Hey, I volunteer. The sway, the relinquishment, the show, the whole deal
15. Let this be one of the rare occasions, then!
16. It doesn't have to be a single show. I'd buy tickets to an entire run.
17. Your wish is my command.
18. Am I getting in alone?
19. Depends what else you keep in here.
20. Much more fun if we're in here together, I think.
21. What makes you think I'll want to escape?
22. So, what happens when we're in the box?
23. Hm. Shoving. We can do that.
24. Master, I am yours. A rapt audience at your mercy. Let the show begin!

Friends
Convince him to write a book about his life experiences.

Hate
Mock him and be cruel in your conversations.

Realize: 75 smarts, 20 poise, 55 empathy, 50 charm, 50 sass

Voiced by: Max Mittelman

Spec: Sass

Where to find?: The toilet in either bathroom

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by speaking with Jean Loo
2. Obtained by speaking with Jean Loo
3. Obtained by beating Jean Loo in crap battles
4. Obtained by using Jean Loo as a toilet

Love
Interaction 1:
1. Hey.
2. So... you're the toilet, huh? What's that like?
3. Oh SH*T, son! That was dope!
4. Yes. Absolutely I am here to listen to the beats.
5. Consider me appealed to.
6. I'm not a poser.
7. Oh, I'll rap you up and put you away!
8. ...Excuse me?
9. I'm just here because I'm crap at dating...
10. Are you trying to bait me into a rap battle?
11. How am I gonna learn how to rap?
12. Huh?
13. Is there any other way?
14. Yes.

Interaction 2:
1. Yes, I'm ready.
2. Pick any dialogue box.
3. Huh?
4. Okay, here goes.
5. Okay. Got it.
6. Okay...
7. Jack.
8. -Jack!
9. -Back!
10. -Sack!
11. -Shack!
12. -Smack!
13. Are you interested?

Interaction 3:
1. Yes.
2. Can you teach me your skills?
3. Crap.
4. Why though?
5. I guess that makes sense...
6. Haha, that's a good one.
7. Yes. I am ready to crap!
8. Is that why you always get clogged?
9. Hey, those are high stakes!
10. Turns out I forgot to lift the seat!
11. You turn around to find that your car's been towed!
12. What's next?
13. Let's go!
14. Dredging her depths with their mastheads of plastic!
15. This sh*t won't be done 'til the one who's in charge is!
16. Yippee!
17. Does this mean...?
18. Do you think I'm ready?
19. Two choices:
- If you have the stats: It's crapping time!
- If not: Tell Jean Loo you need to train.

Interaction 4
Note: To win this battle you will need these stats: 60 smarts, 70 empathy, 70 charm, 30 sass
1. Let's crap, Jean Loo!
2. No way. I'm gonna smoke you and earn your love fair and square.
3. [Sass 30] Accelerate
4. [Empathy 70] Psychoanalyze
5. [Charm 70] Fluster him!
6. Keep flustering him!
7. [Smarts 60] School this fool!
8. Yeah, man. The Cherokee lived in, like... huts and cabins. Teepees were used by nomadic plains tribes
9. Have I earned that date, my lover?

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Pick any wrong dialogue option. He'll immediately hate you.

Realize: 60 smarts, 60 poise, 60 empathy, 40 charm, 30 sass

Voiced by: Anjali Bhimani

Spec: Charm

Where to find?: Your bathtub, bathroom upstairs

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by speaking to Bathsheba
2. Obtained by treating Bathsheba poorly (you're gonna have a bad time.)
3. Obtained by achieving a love ending with Bathsheba

Love
Interaction 1:
1. Pizza?
2. I own this house...
3. You sure are comfortable giving orders.
4. I'm not into that.
5. I'd love to help.

Interaction 2:
1. What are you reading?
2. This looks fun.
3. Yeah, absolutely!
4. If I was as fabulous as you, I'd ignore him too.
5. Just let him explain.
6. You should probably stop there.
7. You don't even need it.

Interaction 3:
1. I love that you know your worth.
2. Do you guys actually like each other or not?
3. I know some things...
4. I'm just gonna leave you two to it..

Interaction 4
1. Wow empathy. That's progress.
2. I'm going to trust you.
3. She IS pretty, but we're not here for flattery, Amir.
4. Duh. Tell me something I don't know.
5. You tell them to take another look at your fine self and change their approach.
6. We learned so much today, wow.

Interaction 5
1. What's wrong?
2. Could you repeat those for me?
3. I can't understand why that didn't work.
4. You don't deserve that.
5. You can't control what others think of you...don't make it your problem.
6. You're the most beautiful tub I've ever seen in my life.

Interaction 6
1. You seem...happier.
2. Am i really only a friend to you?
3. I'd love to.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Embarrass her in front of her "friends."

Realize: 0 smarts, 40 poise, 60 empathy, 50 charm, 100 sass

Voiced by: Amanda Hufford

Spec: Sass

Where to find?: On the tub upstairs for your first two interactions. After that, they appear randomly. There will be an interaction where they are at a specific place again, which I'll tell you when we get there. After that, they return to their original spot.

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by finding out Rebel's secret
2. Obtained by achieving a love ending with Rebel
3. Obtained by choosing not to make a choice constantly

Love
Note: This is one way of obtaining the Love ending. You can also be playfully mean to Rebel. Do NOT flipflop being nice and mean though or else you will be locked into Friendship.
Interaction 1:
1. Who the duck are you?
2. I'm the *sshole who lives here.
3. Yeah. Right there on that tile, in the corner.
4. I'm COMPLETELY serious.
5. I need to pee.
6. Absolutely not happening.
7. Honestly I just wanna pee.

Interaction 2:
1. I wanted to get to know you.
2. That doesn't seem true.
3. Are you just... repeating things you've heard before?
4. You're a real philosopher, Rebel.
5. Sorry. What should I call you?
6. So... Rebel's your real name?
7. So that makes no sense?
8. Seems like we're getting nowhere.
9. Wait, when will you come back?

Interaction 3:
Despite that at the end of the last interaction we saw Rebel disappear, they aren't actually gone of course. Now, they will start randomly appearing after talking to another dateable. Don't worry though, as it will not take up an extra charge. (2 for 1!)
1. I wasn't talking to you?
2. It's gonna be your butt or something.
3. Yeah, I walked right into that.
4. Lesson being?
5. You're funny. I like it.

Interaction 4
1. That's right, me.
2. I want you to give me some respect.
3. You can't talk to us like that!
4. What is it you're looking for?
5. Bye, Rebel.

Interaction 5
1. Reb?
2. What's wrong?
3. And you came to tell me that? I thought you were sad.
4. I'm good for now. Thanks.
5. I'm worried about you.
6. I think we need to talk seriously.
7. We're not doing this again. What's going on with you?
8. Stop all the posturing. Just talk to me.
9. Can we talk about why you're acting like this?
10. I like you. I don't like your behavior.
11. Rebel, I'm trying to call you on your bullsh*t.
12. Not yet. I need to say my piece.
13. Not happening. Not yet.
14. Your behavior is hurtful.
15. The super aggressive attitude makes me feel unsafe.
16. It's so difficult to talk to you.
17. You're intentionally pushing people away.
18. I do. But your attitude scares me.
19. Rebel... It's ok.
20. You can talk to me.
21. You got it.

Interaction 6
This time Rebel will be on the desk in the office.
1. That was awkward.
2. What was Rebel doing here?
3. I'm worried about Rebel.
4. Is everything ok?
5. That's fair. I'll leave it be. Sorry for pressuring you.

Interaction 7
Rebel will now be back in their original location.
1. Hi Rebel!
2. Let's hear it.
3. Go ahead, Rebel. You're safe here.
4. Like, a dozen siblings big?
5. Holy smokes, Bat Man![getyarn.io]
6. It sounds wonderful.
7. My god, Rebel, I'm so sorry.
8. So you rejected everyone.
9. Rebel, you don't know your own strength.
10. I mean you might feel small, but you aren't.
11. Your words have real power.
12. Power to help. Power to hurt.
13. Everyone has made mistakes.
14. Some apologies might be in order...
15. Rebel...
16. You've got this, Rebel!
17. I'll be back soon, I promise.

Interaction 8
1. Hey Rebel!
2. IDK WHAT?!
3. But you seem so happy!
4. I'm proud of you.
5. That's amazing.
6. Ahem.
7. Ooh what?!
8. I think you'll learn a lot from their stories.
9. A hurting hand is connected to a hurting heart.
10. ?!
11. Duck it, Rebel. Let 'er rip.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
You need to be outright cruel to Rebel. I know I wrote mainly the nice options, but you can also be playfully mean to Rebel. For a hate ending, you don't want those. You want to constantly pick the meanest possible options.

Realize: 0 smarts, 70 poise, 40 empathy, 40 charm, 100 sass

Voiced by: Gabe Kunda

Spec: Empathy.

Where to find?: 1st and 2nd floor bathrooms, bedroom closet (the elephant looking plushie), kitchen (on the dishwasher handle) ,laundry Room.

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by speaking to Tyrell. (2 Collectibles are obtained this way)
2. Obtained by achieving a love ending with Tyrell.
3. Obtained by achieving a friend ending with Tyrell.
4. Obtained by achieving a hate ending with Tyrell.

Love
Interaction 1:
1. What? What's wrong? What did I do?
2. Phew! That was a close one.
3. Are you talking to me?
4. Towel... buddy?
5. Yeah. It is my bedroom.
6. You just seem nervous.
7. That's pretty clever!
8. It's really good!
9. I can make a bit of a mess.
10. Is work all you care about?

Interaction 2:
1. Hey Tyrell! What's up with you today?
2. Thoughtful...?
3. Were you eavesdropping?
4. Is there something wrong with Bathsheba?
5. You are cute when you are jealous!
6. You sure about that?
7. Am I making too much of a mess?
8. I can be more careful next time I take a bath. I promise.
9. What makes you say that?

Note: This interaction only appears if you speak to Bathsheba first. If not, you will skip to the next interaction.

Interaction 3:
1. Here you go!
2. Thanks...
3. I'm glad to hear it!
4. Fabrication?
5. You're really good at this! Maybe this could be your career!
6. Why do you keep them around?
7. Sounds like a nice way to relax.
8. Where is everyone else?
9. Aww, that's cute!
10. What?! Not rags!
11. Were you scared?
12. Give Tyrell your hand
13. That spark?
15. Very... very warm.
16. I get it and I love it.
17. After all that, and you still want to do the same work?
18. Of course?
19. You want to be a beach towel?
20. Would you want me to go with you?
21. I'd go to the beach with you. Just to see you smile!
22. I think you would make an awesome beach towel. I'd love to see it!
23. I don't think it's silly at all!
24. I think it's absolutely awesome, we'll make it happen one day.
25. As long as I'm there with you, I know it will be perfect!
26. Look at the cute piggy!!!
27. Hubba hubba.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Be a jerk, choose the dismissive options.

Realize: 50 smarts, 25 poise, 80 empathy, 60 charm, 35 sass

Voiced by: Damien Haas

Spec: Empathy

Where to find?: The junk drawer in the office

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by speaking with Jerry.
2. Obtained by creating art with Jerry.
3. Obtained by cleaning out your junk drawer.

Love
1. Your collection?
2. Is that a rusty nail?
3. Sorry, but I'm still not sure I understand what kind of collection this is, exactly.
4. Ooh, very romantic.
5. Oh, that's where that went! I was supposed to file that as a tax write-off last year.
6. Seems kinda cramped in here.
7. Well, as long as it makes you happy!
8. Yup! Seems great!
9. Incredibly well preserved!
10. That's a great point!
11. It's great. Though my favorite piece is definitely the curator.
12. Wow! New mold?! Did you get a sample?!
13. I like a drawer with an exotic vocal tic.
14. Absolutely! I love spending time with you!

Tip: There's an alternate option if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
You need to throw away the trash. Be rather hard on him. You'll have to talk to other dateables to give away the junk. Celia will thank you, but Jerry will hate you.

Realize: 10 smarts, 55 poise, 100 empathy, 65 charm, 20 sass

JelloApocalypse is actually Jerry's writer if you didn't know! In a livestream, he even talked about how there isn't really a "positive" love ending for Jerry. By loving him, you enable him.

Voiced by: Aimee Carrero

Spec: Empathy

Where to find?: The board in the office.
Note: This becomes a more obvious location after you start realizing objects as pictures will show up here.

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by talking with Penelope.
2. Obtained by talking to Penelope after a photo appears.
3. Obtained by cleaning out a drawer.

Love
Note: Like I've said before you do NOT have to pick exactly what I pick. Below I've went super flirty with Penelope. In my first run, I waited until the last interaction to be flirty with her. ALSO, quite a few dateables make appearances in Penelope's dates. If you've romanced them, their dialogue differs a little bit. These dateables are: Kristof, Shelley, Chance, Skylar, Sinclaire
Interaction 1:
1. 'Office Romance Magazine?'
2. Probably a good place to start.
3. Sorry?
4. To what?
5. You're too cute to be single.
6. Lead with your best asset--dat ass.
7. Just be yourself.

Interaction 2:
1. Another 'Quote of the Day'?
2. Tell me about it...
3. You should date me instead.
4. Feminine and fine? Sounds like you're describing yourself.
5. I'd be excited about dating Penelope too.

Interaction 3:
1. So I take it your date with Shelley didn't go well.
2. She had a babe like you on a date and cried the whole time?
3. If that's all it takes I'm around... and alive too.
4. Are you dating or LARPing?
5. I'll see myself out?

Interaction 4
1. Are you finally ready to give up and date me?
2. You deserve better... you deserve me.
3. Oh you're about to get dumped.
4. But you are glasses...
5. That doesn't make any sense!
6. Would you like a hug?

Interaction 5
1. NO! You deserve the best!
2. Are you really gonna date this guy instead of me?
3. I appreciate you too... about time you noticed.
4. I'd love to.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Make her feel bad. Be rude about her quotes. Give her bad advice for her dates.

Realize: 80 smarts, 20 poise, 70 empathy, 40 charm, 40 sass

Voiced by: Matt Mercer

Spec: Charm

Where to find?: On top of the desk in the office, next to the pencil holder

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by playing through the Guardian campaign.
2. Obtained by playing through the Guardian campaign.
3. Obtained by playing through the Troubadour campaign.
4. Obtained by playing through the Troubadour campaign.
5. Obtained by playing through the Enchanter campaign.
6. Obtained by playing through the Enchanter campaign.
7. Obtained by playing through the Enchanter campaign.
8. Obtained by playing through the Enchanter campaign.
Total: 2 Guardian, 2 Troubadour, 4 Enchanter

Love
Interaction 1:
1. Oh! Well then. A good day to you!
2. You know what they say about all work and no play.
3. Are you kidding me? Of course I've heard of G and G!
4. I've only heard of it. I haven't actually played it. Seems complicated.
5. That would be a lot of fun, Chance!
6. Should we have a group for the game?
7. I can roll with that! What's next?
8. That's... a lot of choices. And I have to make them all?
9. You would do that for me? You're the best.
10. What are my options?
11. Here you will have 3 options. Troubadour (Sass must exceed 25), Guardian, or Enchanter. You can do whichever.
12. When do we get to play?
13. Sounds great! I can't wait!

Interaction 2:
Troubadour
1. Of course I have! I'm ready to play!
2. Ready, Chance!
3. [Sass 25] WHO'S READY TO ROCK! LET ME HEAR IT, COUNTER TOP!
4. I toss them a coin for their prompt service.
5. I try to get a better look at them.
6. What's The Butcher Block?
7. I ask them "What do you want with a simple singer?"
8. I give them a thumbs up as I climb the stairs
9. They may be beautiful but there's no way they're as hot as you, Chance.
10. How could I be of any help?
11. It's great because I'm doing it with you!
12. I break from the path to see what they do.
13. Ahh!! What is that thing?
14. Strike up the band! Let's sing it down!
15. Maybe this is a sign. I need to collect myself before moving forward.
16. I open my eyes, looking for the sound.
17. I bow. Instantly. No wait! I kneel!
18. The Great Kitchen Sink Hole is my final destination.
19. I would be honored to have you by my side.
20. Let's make 'em go Night-Night!
21. "Is something the matter here, my Queen?"
22. "What in the heckin' heck is he doing here?"
23. I'll do it for you!
24. I sing at him! LAAA!!! LAA!!! DIIIEEE!
25. I hope the shield works!
26. I start to throw sonic spells!
27. I understand your insinuation and I am all for it.

Enchanter
1. I'd never let you down...
2. Let's Dewey this!
3. What's the Spine...?
4. Pick whichever.
5. Pick whichever.
6. You can thank me...
7. Can't you just be nice...?
8. How bad is it?
9. Melvil can't find out...
10. The potion.
11. Oh no...!
12. Pick whichever.
13. They...
14. Pick whichever.
15. If I'm stealthy...
16. Pick whichever.
17. I need you to...
18. Yep. Sure is. Permits.
19. Pick whichever.
20. SO much metal...
21. Yeah. I sure did!
22. That's awesome!
23. I understand your insinuation and I'm all for it.

Guardian
1. I'd never let you down...
2. I need to be cautious...
3. What happened here?
4. What happened here?
5. ME?!
6. Who are they?
7. I will avenge my partner!
8. I hope that my partner's okay!
9. Aww...!
10. Let 'em...
11. I snatch 'em!
12. You better not yell...
13. Uhh...yeah.
14. Well, that was unexpected.
15. I listen...
16. Pick whichever.
17. I want to take just one...
18. I start looking for...
19. The secret entrance...
20. Pick whichever.
21. Pick whichever.
22. Go for it!
23. What if I pet him?
24. Pick whichever.
25. Hit him with my axe!
26. One ultimate attack, please!
27. I understand you're insinuation and I'm all for it.

Tip: There's an alternate option at the very end of all campaigns if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Be mean in every scenario.

Realize: 80 smarts, 00 poise, 60 empathy, 80 charm, 30 sass

Voiced by: Jenelle Randall

Spec: Empathy

Where to find?: In the corner of the dining room to the left of the window

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by talking to the mayor about Celia's past
2. Obtained by drinking with Rainey
3. Obtained by attending the piano's concert

Love
Interaction 1:
1. May I have this dance?
2. What?
3. I was gonna come around soon...
4. It's probably because you're playing them at the wrong speed.

Note: There's a quest for another character that involves Rainey. You can do this at any time after awakening.

Interaction 2:
1. Oh you better believe it.
2. That's awfully rude.
3. What tumble?
4. She's kissed you?
Note: You can also ask about Celia here if you haven't met her already, as long as you have 30 Empathy. You will need to talk to Celia before the next interaction.

Interaction 3:
1. I thought we might talk about your music...
2. There was a party in the 70's... a really wild one.
3. It was a Roaring Twenties themed party.. flappers and gangsters all cutting around a rug and all that.
4. Somebody had a little too much to drink and hip-checked you. Hard.
5. You fell over and the music stopped for a little while...
6. They picked you back up and tried to get you going again but the music just wasn't right.
7. So they put you away for the rest of the party...
8. I'm sorry Rainey.
9. Are you?

Interaction 4
1. Hey, Rainey, I thought I'd come check on you...
2. What in the world...
3. A worthy cause.

Interaction 5
1. Is this a high school band?
2. I can feel 'something' radiating.

Interaction 6
1. What's going on?
2. But where are we going?
3. That sounds great.
4. What was that about?
5. Aren't you gonna tell me what this is?
6. Are you serving us jet fuel?
7. Drink up!
8. Another round?
9. Ancient?
10. What's the problem?
11. Who among us has all their screws anyway?
12. You could have gotten help years ago.
13. You deserve to be your best self Rainey... no matter what happens.
14. It's about time.

Interaction 7
1. I am...
2. I'm pretty handy with a screwdriver.
3. Do you want me to close my eyes?
4. That sounds easy enough. Righty tighty...
5. Tighten each screw one by one.
6. Happy to help.
7. I know just how you feel.
8. I'd be honest with them about how they hurt you.

Interaction 8
1. Join her.
2. It's going to take some time to work through all those feelings.
3. You want to be together?
4. I'd love that.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Copy the route above, but in interaction 8 say:
4. I was just waiting for you to be okay before I dumped you.

Realize: 80 smarts, 20 poise, 70 empathy, 30 charm, 50 sass

Voiced by: Erica Mendez

Spec: Empathy

Where to find?: Any smoke alarm in the house, the living room is the most common

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by getting Arma to recharge her battery
2. Obtained by getting Arma to open up about her trauma
3. Obtained by getting Arma to recharge her battery
4. Obtained by getting Arma to relax

Love
Interaction 1:
1. What's wrong?!
2. No need to shout.
3. All what smoke? That's just a smudge on the window.
4. Could you maybe turn that off?
5. You know what, I like this sound. After a while, it's very pleasant.
6. Hi there, Arma. Nice to meet you.
7. Thought I heard a noise. A sort of loud 'bleep', if you will.
8. Wow! A real life hero. I admire that.
9. I respect your discipline and sense of purpose. I'm glad to have you around.

Interaction 2:
1.

Interaction 3:
1.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate


Realize: 80 smarts, 80 poise, 65 empathy, 0 charm, 25 sass

Voiced by: Mela Lee

Spec: Empathy

Where to find?: Your bed

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by sleeping with Betty
2. Obtained by giving Betty something to eat.
3. Obtained by becoming enemies with benefits with Betty.

Love
Interaction 1:
1. Why do I feel like I know you?
2. I've been sleeping with a beautiful woman and I didn't know it?
3. I hope so... I haven't been alone by choice.
4. I'd love to know you on a more intimate level.
5. It's a date.

Interaction 2:
1. What's with that smile?
2. I was uh... well... it's a little embarrassing...
3. I was starring in that hit TV show, Flame of Bones...
4. It's a dark, gritty fantasy famed for its expository scenes with people banging in the background.
5. I stormed the castle keep on dragonback, burning my enemies to cinders.
6. Only the mad king stood before me and the throne that was rightfully mine.
7. I gave him the greatest head of his nasty royal life.
8. You don't have good dreams?
9. I am.
10. Can't wait.

Interaction 3:
1. No but my heart was racing.
2. Go on.
3. Wow...
4. Oh I'm an avid lucid dreamer.
5. There are plenty of other ways to sleep soundly.
6. Can't wait.

Interaction 4
1. Are you two...?
2. Sleeping together.
3. Oh.
4. I was hoping to get to know you better, actually.
5. Shouldn't I know the person I'm sleeping with every night?
6. Tell me what's keeping you up at night.
7. Why not just confess to whoever it is you're so into?

Interaction 5
1. Were you trying to have nightmares?
2. Oh I love the sound of that.
3. Oh wait I do kinda get it.
4. What problem is that?
5. We can do that, but I would like to talk about you
6. I literally sleep on you every night...
7. Whaaaat?
8. I never slept so well before you.
9. I already have my answer...

Interaction 6
1. It was hard without you so close to me.
2. Yes.
3. I'm head over heels for you.
4. If we sleep together every night, does this mean...
5. First things first--I really think we should go to bed.
6. I meant to sleep. Let's cuddle.
7. You can choose anything here, I chose dancing.
8. Something slow.
9. I'm gonna take you on even better ones.
10. Invite her into your bed.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
There's an alternate option to get the hate ending.

Realize: 0 smarts, 0 poise, 100 empathy, 75 charm, 75 sass

Voiced by: Erika Harlacher

Spec: Poise

Where to find?: On top of the dresser in your bedroom

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by speaking with Diana
2. Obtained by speaking with Diana about the "seizure memory"
3. Obtained by speaking with Diana about the "theater memory"
4. Obtained by speaking with Diana about the "skiing memory"

Love
Interaction 1:
1. Hey there, new friend!
2. You are so weird, and I'm totally into it!
3. I'd catch you.

Interaction 2:
1. Yeah, hey. Little nervous to be back here, but I came.
2. Thing is, I think we actually have a lot in common.
3. Can we just slow down for a minute?
4. It was awful. I remember writing about that the night it happened.
5. I needed a friend.
6. Are you saying you'd talk about what I wrote in you?
7. Sure it does. I can tell you're trying.

Interaction 3:
1. Your mind is amazing.
2. Maybe we could try together.
3. Ok...I'm...I'll see you later.

Interaction 4:
1. And hi to you, too.
2. I'm sorry, too.
3. I didn't call. I didn't write.
4. I have an idea about how to give you your own words.
5. I must have told you a lot of others, though. Which one would you like to hear?
6. I'll own it, and then you won't have to anymore.
7. Tell me the prettiest story.

Path 1
8. Edinburgh, Scotland?? Cool!
9. I think I know what you're talking about but keep going.
10. [Smarts 30] Ok, hang on. This is Midsummer Night's Dream.
11. You only remember this scene because this is the moment I wrote about.
12. You weren't in the wings, though. What do YOU remember?
13. I don't see why not.
14. Wait...this is your memory, right?
15. That's amazing. Different memories, but we were so in sync.

Path 2
8. The seizure one. I love medical stuff.
9. You are not a bird.
10. Yes! You've got this!
11. Yep, you were in my bag, under the seat.
12. Well, you're a journal so I guess you always have a cover.
13. Nice to see your sense of humor is coming back!
14. Nothing changed for you. Only for me.
15. He was out, and then he was back. Like a light switch.
16. Yeah. They got him to a doctor.
17. I think I would love that.
18. Haha. Nope. Not god.
19. See you, Miss Rhubarb.

Path 3
(WIP)


Interaction 5
1. So tell me about your idea!
2. It's a good beginning. But... being honest, I was looking for something even more... intimate.
3. Look. I'll just say it. You're very sexy.
4. You're a lot more than a book now, Diana.
5. Why don't we try and find out?

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Click the option: I don't know... not really looking to talk to anyone. Sometimes I just need to unload and forget.

Realize: 65 smarts, 65 poise, 65 empathy, 55 charm, 0 sass

Voiced by: John Patneaude

Spec: Smarts

Where to find?: The dresser in your room

Collectibles:
He has 3 collectables you can get in a conversation after telling the devs about the bug in the game.

Love
Interaction 1:
You will not be able to say anything here.

Interaction 2:
You will not be able to say anything here.

Interaction 3:
1. You can if you want.
2. Not yet.
3. Not yet.
4. Not yet.
5. Not yet.
6. Not yet.
7. Not yet.
8. Daemon:: Let me save you the trouble.
9. daemon_ending = love
10. The opposite of hate.

Interaction 4
1. You can if you want.
2. Depends on the meal.
3. 'Actually,
4. I am.
5. I'm a little broken.
6. What are you?
7. I'm sorry to hear that you were cut from the game...
8. I like this you better.
9. daemon_ ending = love
10. The absence of loneliness.
11. time.

Friends
daemon_ending = friend

Hate
daemon_ending = hate

Collectable Walkthrough
Getting Daemon's collectables is a bit of a confusing side quest, so I will walk you through it here.
First, you must finish up all of Daemon's content.

Interaction 5
1. When do you run out of content?
2. Well that's a lie.
3. One day.
4. I'm not Deenah, I'm [NAME].

Interaction 6
1. Make you click.
2. Forever.
3. and
4. ever
5. and
6. ever
7. ever
8. and
9. ever
10. ever
11. and
12. ever
13. and
14. ever
15. and
16. ever
17. and
18. ever
19. and
20. ever
21. and
22. ever
23. and
24. ever
25. and
26. ever
27. and
28. ever
29. Yes.
30. No.
31. Probably.
32. You'd rather be infinite?
33. Perhaps finity is enough?
34. I liked our time together...

Interaction 7
1. The devs called you a 'shippable bug'.
2. I don't think it will...
3. Can I have another collectable?
4. Strike!
5. THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN (any option)

Realize: 1 smarts, 1 poise, 1 empathy, 1 charm, 1 sass

Voiced by: Stephanie Sheh

Spec: Poise

Where to find?: On the dresser of your room. You will first have to realize 10 dateable objects.

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by speaking with Hero-Hime
2. Obtained by speaking with Hero-Hime
3. Obtained by playing the Tennistar match with Hero-Hime.
4. Obtained by letting Hero-Hime win the match.
5. Obtained by letting Hero-Hime win the match.
6. Obtained by taking something from Hoove that belongs to Hero-Hime.

Love
Interaction 1
1. Is that a floating tennis-ball cat?
2. I have a few.
3. Ask all questions. Order does not matter. Your responses to these questions also do not matter too much as I can tell.
4. Uh, sure?
5. Battle court?
6. Let's do this!
7. Run towards it with backhand.
8. Almost had you!
9. You got it, Hero!

Interaction 2
1. Nekoboru!
2. I've literally never played tennis in my life.
3. Can't scare me. I almost won the Presidential Fitness award in 4th grade.
4. What's side-step running?
5. I can feel it! I'm a bouncing baby Tennistar!!
6. Tennis isn't just about swinging good?
7. She'll ask a question about fighting games here. Either dialogue option works.
8. You're a pretty good coach, you know that?
9. Adjust footing.
10. Approaching forehand shot.
11. Step back and swing.
12. Overhead Smash
13. I feel great!
14. The protagonist that's actually an adult for once
15. Are you sure?
16. Nevermind
17. Something feels... off.

Interaction 3
1. Training again?
2. How so?
3. Human!
4. Oh, uh. I was kind of hoping to just get to know you a bit better without all of the... you know... tennis.
5. If we're playing for fun, why would I want to nuke my opponent first thing?
6. What if I go full power, but miss the service square?
7. No problem. I'm ready!
8. Right at the apex.
9. I love the way you do your special moves!
10. Hyper Liger Driver
11. Racket Racket no Pistol!
12. Okie-dokie.
13. It rules!
14. It's true! Sam - your original owner - really wanted to talk to you!
14. No way - you're mine forever!
15. How you make me want to root for you
16. Sooooooo, I just replaced the entire supporting cast?
17. I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU, NEKOBORU!!
18. DUMP THE BASKET SO FAST
19. Sure...
20. YOU CAN TALK!?
21. Holy plot twist...
22. I really need to re-watch the show.
23. I accept this quest, oh God of Tennis.
24. Oh, that episode was super sad!
25. What do I do?
26. You want me to... cheat?
27. Oh snap.
28. I don't know much, but I do know that Hero-Hime wouldn't want to win like this.
29. Sounds good!

Interaction 4
1. Hell yeah! Beach episode!
2. My beach episode...
3. Swing half-way
4. Wait... I'm your opponent?
5. Before we go, mind if I ask you something?
6. Hero-Hime, have you ever lost before?
7. It sounds like losing helped you grow.
8. Would you still love tennis if I became the Tennistar?
9. We trained together! All her training will be for nothing if I just roll over and let her win!
10. She has to overcome the dread, not run from it.

Interaction 5
1. You know it, Hero.
2. Backhand return
3. Run, then backhand slice
4. Hyper Liger Driver!
5. Tricky Slice Shot (Name Pending)!
6. Approach carefully, but not too close, and swing
7. Forehand Volley
8. Reliable Hyper Liger Driver!
9. I'm ready!
10. It hit the net...
11. Only 50%?! This is my win! I'll give it my all!
12. Hyper Liger Blaster!

Interaction 6
1. Maybe...
2. Let's do this, Hero-Hime
3. Forehand return
4. Backhand
5. Lob over Hero's head
6. Rush the net
7. Forehand Volley
8. Having the romance of my life!
9. Let's finish this!
10. Final Hyper Liger Driver!
11. You can't go over 100%!
12. Congrats, Hero-Hime.
13. I'll come after your title next year.
14. I love you too, Hero.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Take Nekoboru's advice and let Hero-hime win.

Realize: 35 smarts, 65 poise, 35 empathy, 65 charm, 50 sass

Voiced by: Charlie Wes

Spec: Empathy

Where to find?: He is first found in the gym closet. He can be moved to the bedroom, either on the dresser or the bed.

Collectibles:
1. There are 3 collectibles, each obtained by having Teddy read you a bedtime story.

Love
Interaction 1:
Make sure this interaction takes place at night.
1. Wow, thank you.
2. Oh, hot chocolate. No contest.
3. Is it weird that we're talking in a closet?
4. You can bring Teddy to either. I chose the bed.
5. Oh, I've been looking forward to it!
6. Listen to the book in it's entirety.

Interaction 2:
1. What's up?
2. Oh my. I... thought you'd never ask.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Ask for him to hate you and reject his stories.

Realize: 0 smarts, 20 poise, 90 empathy, 90 charm, 50 sass

Voiced by: Robbie Daymond

Spec: Poise

Where to find?: They are the hangers in your closet or on the floor of the laundry room

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by going hank gliding with the Hanks.
2. Obtained by going wind surfing with the Hanks.
3. Obtained by going paragliding with the Hanks.
4. Obtained by going on an adventure with the Hanks.
5. Obtained by going on an adventure with the Hanks.

Love
Interaction 1:
1. All good fam!
2. Tight!
3. Well, so if you're the 'Hanks' does that mean you're all named 'Hank'?
4. Okay, I got that, but how do I tell you apart?
5. Well, that explains it.
6. What are you guys getting up to in here? Seems pretty... sporty.
7. What's your favorite extreme sport?
8. Man you guys are just adrenaline junkies aren't you?
9. I've always wanted roommates!
10. What is Red Bowl anyway?
11. Very cool!
12. No cap?
13. Sounds like a great partnership!
14. Seems like you're geared up for an adventure.
15. Sounds exciting!
16. Is that sexual?
17. I dunno, I... Oh, why not! Sure. Uh, sounds... RAD!

Interaction 2:
1. It's great to be back!
2. Ooo... tell me more about this sexy dream?
3. Hard agree.
4. What do you visualize?
5. Nice! What're you up to today?
6. Really? That sounds dope!
7. Sounds epic!
8. So it is dangerous?
9. Wait what happened to Hank no.6?
10. Doesn't sound like nothing...
11. Why isn't he around anymore?
12. Hell yeah!

Interaction 3:
1. Couldn't stay away from you guys.
2. Oh you can inspect my equipment anytime...
3. Where are you Hanks off to today?
4. Sounds epic!
5. Wait, some of you might not come back?
6. Sounds like his anxiety is kinda warranted? Why aren't you more concerned?
7. Wait what?
8. I don't think so.
9. Chillax dudes! Just asking questions.
10. I'm in! Let's do it!

Interaction 4
1. Love the new moniker!
2. Arbor Day?
3. How many days?
4. Wow you guys sure are flexible...
5. Oh I like the sound of that...
6. That's terrible!
7. Sounds like a plan!
8. Sounds like Hanks no.2 has some misgivings.
9. Why's that Hanks no.2?
10. Preach!
11. Explain.
12. Wow Hanks no.2. That's deep.
13. Definitely. You Hanks deserve better.
14. Amazing! So, what're you going to do now?
15. What's the difference between that and just normal Hank Gliding?
16. Sounds like my kinda ride.
17. Could I fly tandem? That's the word, right?
18. Ummmmm, yes please!!

Interaction 5
1. Hey Hanks! How's it hanging!
2. TMI Guys...
3. This is some immense energy. What's all that buzz about?
4. Is that the one where you turn yourself into a nylon flying squirrel?
5. Sounds EPIC.
6. Heck yeah!! You guys do this all the time, right?
7. WHAT??!!
8. But Red Bowl isn't even sponsoring you!
9. YES!
10. Oh my god! I've never felt so alive!!
11. Get real with me - is this real love? Or are we just yelling stuff?
12. Me?
13. What would you do if you didn't have extreme sports?
14. See, this is amazing!
15. Yes Hanks, yes! I love you too.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends. (Say No!)

Hate
11. Weeeell, the thrills were killer, but honestly? You guys kinda suck...

Realize: 0 smarts, 50 poise, 0 empathy, 100 charm, 100 sass

Voiced by: Laura Bailey

Spec: Poise

Where to find?: Hamper in the laundry room

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by speaking with Harper.
2. Obtained by siding with Harper when asked.
3. Obtained by achieving a solo friend ending with Harper.

Love
Note: As Harper & Dirk are together, unless you split them, their interactions are the same until the potential branch off.
Interaction 1:
1. Is this a bad time?
2. Don't stop on my account.
3. Pick any option.
4. It was a pleasure to meet you two.

Interaction 2:
1. I've not yet seen him happy.
2. I'd love to help.
3. Oh yeah... I was looking for that chapstick for ages.
4. Sorry...
5. Why does he ignore you?
6. Do you have any proof?
7. Why are you putting me in the middle of this?

Interaction 3:
1. You okay, buddy?
2. You sound like you could use a good listener about now.
3. You think she was wrong to be happy?
4. Is it true you ignore her when you're clean?
5. Well maybe if you actually talked to her...
6. She sounds lovely...
7. Where is she now?
8. So maybe Harper makes you feel like for better or worse she's giving you something more than just love?

Interaction 4
1. You're both wrong and also unhinged.
Note: You can also pick that one of them is wrong for a collectable for the character you side with.

Interaction 5
Here is where the interactions can split. You have 2 choices.

Polyamorous Route
1. It would be a shame to throw away such a beautiful relationship.
2. Hey, uh....
3. ...do you believe in yourselves?
4. I thought you'd never ask.
5. Let's not ruin the moment.

Breakup Route
1. You two are toxic. Make a clean break.
2. Relationships take work, but it shouldn't be THIS hard.
3. Maybe start with therapy first.
4. Harper isn't the only one who needs therapy.
5. Uh... you definitely have a trust issue.
6. It is fast... but I want you.

Tip: There's an alternate option in either route if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Hate depends on which route you took.

Polyamorous Route
4. Both of you just stay away from me.

Breakup Route
6. You need to be alone for the rest of your life.


Realize: 50 smarts, 70 poise, 25 empathy, 55 charm, 50 sass

Voiced by: Johnny Yong Bosch

Spec: Sass

Where to find?: Hamper in laundry room, OR if you've separated them he will be the clothes in the closet in the bedroom (This gives you Clarence, but I know a way to fix that if like me you don't like Clarence)

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by speaking with Dirk.
2. Obtained by breaking up Dirk and Harper.
3. Obtained by speaking with Dirk after the breakup.

Love
Note: As Harper & Dirk are together, unless you split them, their interactions are the same until the potential branch off.
Interaction 1:
1. Is this a bad time?
2. Don't stop on my account.
3. Pick any option.
4. It was a pleasure to meet you two.

Interaction 2:
1. I've not yet seen him happy.
2. I'd love to help.
3. Oh yeah... I was looking for that chapstick for ages.
4. Sorry...
5. Why does he ignore you?
6. Do you have any proof?
7. Why are you putting me in the middle of this?

Interaction 3:
1. You okay, buddy?
2. You sound like you could use a good listener about now.
3. You think she was wrong to be happy?
4. Is it true you ignore her when you're clean?
5. Well maybe if you actually talked to her...
6. She sounds lovely...
7. Where is she now?
8. So maybe Harper makes you feel like for better or worse she's giving you something more than just love?

Interaction 5
Here is where the interactions can split. You have 2 choices.

Polyamorous Route
1. It would be a shame to throw away such a beautiful relationship.
2. Hey, uh....
3. ...do you believe in yourselves?
4. I thought you'd never ask.
5. Let's not ruin the moment.

Breakup Route
1. You two are toxic. Make a clean break.
2. Relationships take work, but it shouldn't be THIS hard.
3. Maybe start with therapy first.
4. Harper isn't the only one who needs therapy.

Interaction 6
1. You look just like Dirk...
2. So you were telling the truth?
3. Wait exceptantly.
4. So you two are... a thing?
5. Hell yeah.

OR if you want Dirk
5. Can I please talk to Dirk?
6. Hell yeah, Dirk time.
7. Lovers please!

Tip: There's an alternate option in either route if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Hate depends on which route you took.

Polyamorous Route
4. Both of you just stay away from me.

Breakup Route
5. Date you? Eww. Pass.
Do note that if you change back to Dirk, you cannot get a hate ending.

Realize: 80 smarts, 0 poise, 0 empathy, 80 charm, 90 sass

Voiced by: Carolina Ravassa

Spec: Sass
Where to find?: They appear in different locations based on what interaction you're on.

Introduction - Laundry room closet floor (next to Hoove)

First Conversation - Laundry room sink

Second Conversation - Desk in office

Third Conversation - On top of the safe in the attic
Note: This sometimes is bugged where Bobby appears in the laundry room closet again, upon talking you will be teleported to the attic.

Fourth Conversation - Bedside table

Final Conversation - Kitchen (in front of Kopi)

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by speaking with Bobby in the office
2. Obtained by speaking with Bobby in the bedroom
3. Obtained by pitching an idea for Bobby's gang name

Love
Interaction 1:
1. What? No.
2. What about "The Pinn Gang"?
3. You got bent up?
4. You look amazing!
5. That sounds about right.
6. Hell yeah!

Interaction 2:
1. Scream loudly.
2. Tell me more, boss.
3. What if they don't have anything in their pockets?
4. I'm just not sure we're going to get much money for any of the clothes in this house...

Interaction 3:
1. My office?
2. I feel like the legitimate part is going to have people asking questions...
3. That's called a ponzi scheme, and they don't usually end well.

Interaction 4
1. This place seems like not quite cool enough for you.
2. I think there's already too many people up here to maintain the kind of scary environment you'll need.
3. We should just rob the safe.

Interaction 5
1. How's the crime business, boss?
2. Don't be a baby.
3. So?
4. I get it, honestly.
5. I think you should just try to find what makes you happy.

Interaction 6
1. Chin up, boss.
2. Would you give me a demonstration? I wanna see an expert at work.
3. What's going to happen to the Pinn Gang?
4. I'm so glad it's not just me.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
In Interaction 6, say:
1. What about us?
2. I'm not interested.
3. I don't want that either.

Realize: 40 smarts, 40 poise, 40 empathy, 65 charm, 65 sass

Voiced by: Roger Craig Smith

Spec: Charm

Where to find?: The toolbox in the electrical closet

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by speaking with Tony.
2. Obtained by speaking with Tony.
3. Obtained by speaking with Tony.
4. Obtained by matchmaking Tony.

Love
Interaction 1:
1. Closet?
2. Hang on a minute. PP-what?
3. Except it's the breaker box closet...
4. Someone's hot and bothered.
5. Host a lot of cocktail parties?
6. Please don't tell me whose...
7. What's that?
8. [Sass 20] Hell yes I do.
9. You KNOW it buddy! AWOOOO!
10. Oh you know it you know it you know it!
11. All day baby all day!
12. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT!
13. What other things do you like to insinuate...?
14. Like from ye olden times?
15. That is impressive...
16. Please tell me there's a moat...
17. What about from going downstairs to upstairs?
18. Hit me.
19. Oh hell yeah! Can I get a ninety degree incline on the slide?
20. I'm in! Let's do it!
21. What incident?
22. Okay... tell me more.
23. Alright you old so 'n so.

Interaction 2:
1. I'm ready!
2. I just want to impress you is all.
3. No, wuzzat?
4. [Sass 50] Oh I KNOW what you're talking about.
5. Oh you know I know, baby!
6. I KNOW what you're talkin' about!
7. Oh I know. I KNOW!
8. I know what I know and baby, I KNOW what you're TALKIN' ABOUT!
9. I KNOW IT AND YOU KNOW IT!
10. AYYY!
11. Take detailed notes with look of intense concentration.
12. Take detailed notes with look of intense concentration.
13. Nod furiously
14. Take detailed notes with look of intense concentration.
15. It takes a real secure and sexy toolbox to change himself for a lover.
16. I'm gonna make you proud.
17. I will!
18. You got it 'Tones.

Note: I recommend you awaken Rainey before the next interaction.

Interaction 3:
1. I'm gonna sweep you off your feet.
2. I pretend to be busy while surreptitiously checking out your toolbelt.
3. Oh, I've been playing real close attention.
4. I turn myself into the person I think you'll find hottest, while telling you very clearly just what sort of tools I'm into.
5. Win-win, baby!
6. You know what I'm talkin' about!
7. You only had two lessons?
8. No notes. You're perfect.
9. Cool. Ask me a question.
10. I meant a question about dating-
11. Yeah I got it, hammer, penis. I made the connection.
12. I let it happen and snuggle into them.
13. There's nothing wrong with the classic moves.
14. I clutch at my face and wonder how I woke up as Tony.
15. Maybe instead of all these hypotheticals I could just give you some of my own advice.
16. You don't ignore people you like. You talk with them, flirt, etcetera.
17. You also don't try to be someone you're not. Just be yourself.
18. None taken. It's a very pot-meet-kettle situation.
19. Rainey as in record player Rainey?
20. I mean I can talk to her I guess?

Interaction 4
This will take place at the record player.
1. Hi Rainey. Tony wants to talk to you.
2. Are you guys...?
3. You might be wrong but you're still hot.
4. I will.

Interaction 5
1. What kind?
2. I got you brand new from the store, Tony. When have you ever set foot on a demolition site?
3. Your uncle was also named Tony?
4. Everyone?
5. Your dad?
6. Your brothers?
7. Your great-great-grandpa?
8. Your great-great-grandma?
9. Holy sh*t.
10. I'm so sorry for your loss, Tony.
11. What are your feelings about me...?
12. Yeah?
13. You're one to talk about made of steel...
14. I like you too.
15. Oh... wow.
16. Yes, I see that...

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Note: If you wish to matchmake, speak with Tony again.

Hate
Refuse to take part in his workshop.

Realize: 20 smarts, 50 poise, 40 empathy, 60 charm, 80 sass

Voiced by: Christian Lanz

Spec: Empathy

Where to find?: You will first find him in the crawlspace. After that he will be on the table at the top of the stairs.

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by getting a Smarts candy from Keith.
2. Obtained by getting a Poise candy from Keith.
3. Obtained by getting an Empathy candy from Keith.
4. Obtained by getting a Charm candy from Keith.
5. Obtained by getting a Sass candy from Keith.

Love
Interaction 1:
1. You're welcome!
2. I'm actually looking for a way to get into the attic. Do you know where I'd find it?
3. That sounds very useful to have!

Interaction 2:
1. You two seem like lovers.
2. Don't you think love can include friendship?
3. Let's see what's in store in the attic!

Interaction 3:
1. Uh, [NAME] is fine, Keith. You don't need to call me 'Owner'.
2. So how long were you under there, really?
3. Did the previous owner lose you?
4. That's strange.
5. How old are you?
6. Er... 50-something?
7. They make you a real silver fox, to be honest.
8. That's about it for now. Anything you'd like to ask me?
9. I'm a sucker for a silver fox, actually.
10. I do. Our fates are sealed.
11. Open minded.
12. Like I’m going to tell you!
13. Duh! I never kept it in… like… my sock drawer or anything.
14. Of course.

Interaction 4:
1. Keith?
2. Have you been through a lot?
3. Is this about how you ended up in the crawlspace?
4. Learning to appreciate the little things?

Interaction 5
1. Things are good!
2. I... think I have?
3. I'm certainly working on it.
4. Hang on a sec… You just used SPECS on me!
5. They certainly have been useful so far!

Interaction 6
1. That was a terrible pun, Keith. But I’m here for it.
2. Let’s chat.
3. Just wanted to say hi! And flirt with you.
4. Let’s see if you’re worth my effort, silver fox.
5. Anything, Keith.
6. How can I help you get to the bottom of it?
7. The Valdivian folks used to live here?
8. This could be the key to your mystery, Keith.
9. Don't you think there might be personal stuff in there?
10. How would you even get into the online account?
11. What if we got caught?
12. Ethically this sounds a bit weird.
13. I think that's all I have to ask about this for now.
14. Let’s do it. Let’s hack that password!

Interaction 7
1. Actually I thought I’d flirt with you a bit first.
2. And yet I find you’ve already won me.
3. Let’s do this.
4. It’s all in how we ask them, my friend…
5. We’ve got to find the key to Keith’s imprisonment.
6. It’s in an online journal, actually. Someone else’s online journal.
7. That’s exactly correct, Mac. Sounds fun, right?
8. Mac, please? Keith is really suffering here.
9. Meaning we’ve got limited attempts?
10. Social engineering, baby! Let’s call Valdivian.
11. You sound new, Jeremy. Very new.
12. Then you wouldn’t mind helping a PLATINUM account member, would you?
13. That’s right Jeremy. Actually I’m Triple Platinum Premium Member.
14. Hurry up, Keith. Let’s get what we came for and go!
15. Where did he like to eat?
16. Is that it?
17. I'm sorry, Keith.
18. Maybe we start with our first kiss?

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Refuse to help Keith with his quest.
(Don't worry, this won't lock you out of candies!)

Realize: 50 smarts, 50 poise, 50 empathy, 50 charm, 50 sass

Voiced by: Steven Booth

Spec: Sass

Where to find?: Bodhi is in different places based on what interaction you're on. At first, he will be in the crawlspace. Once you finish all interactions, he will be behind the fireplace, near Maggie.

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by getting a love ending with Bodhi.
2. Obtained by taking Bodhi out of his capsule.
3. Obtained by speaking with Bodhi.

Love
Interaction 1:
1. Oh, a time capsule. Neat!
2. Can you see me through that little window?
3. Okay then. Here goes nothing!
4. Wait, I thought you were a time capsule.
5. I LOVE the 80's.
6. Because you were sealed in the tube?
7. Tubular.
8. Anything else you need?
9. There was a lot of tube talk in the 80's, huh?
10. Can't wait to learn about where you come from. Sounds... different.
11. You got it Mr.Skiyagi!

Note: At some point in time, for another dateable's quest, you'll need to talk to Bodhi. You can do this at any time after the introduction.

Interaction 2:
Bodhi will be located on the couch.
1. Enjoying the new digs?
2. See anything you like?
3. Haha, yeah, there's sure a lot of content.
4. Oooohh, content is just what we call "media". Not just TV but podcasts, live-streams, you know, stuff to watch.
5. Feeling like it's too much?
6. Technically, everything is supposed to be tailored to your preferences. Doesn't always work, though.
7. Ha! Yeah. That's the algorithm for you.
8. Algorithm. It's a thing. I dunno what it means.
9. It basically governs everything that you're served up on streaming services.
10. Do you have any favorite television shows?
11. Certified Bangers!
12. OMG, I always loved...
13. Rouge Garnier
14. Aww, that's so sweet.
15. Sapphire was the first to go I think. But Tulip lived to be 99 and made people laugh the entire time!
16. Need a minute?
17. Of course. Take all the time you like.

Interaction 3:
Bodhi will be located on the shelf in the office.
1. Hey Bodhi! Found your way to the office I see.
2. What do you think of this "brave new world"?
3. Overwhelming makes sense. Is there something that you are still psyched about?
4. Oh yeah, I LOVE 80's flicks.
5. Totally! Those are fantastic films!
6. The Princess Slide
Note: I picked this because the movie it's referencing is one of my absolute favorites. You can pick whichever one you like.
7. Thanks Bodhi!
8. What letters?
9. Hahah, you mean LGBTQIA+
10. Aww, Bodhi, we've definitely been making an effort! I'm honored you noticed.
11. I get that.
12. Can't relate.
13. After a while crocodile!

Interaction 4
Bodhi will be located on top of the dining room table.
1. Bodhi? You doin' ok?
2. What are you doing in the dining room?
3. Yeah, you're getting it, mostly!
4. Oh yeah? What kind of music are you into?
5. Got any favorites?
6. Uuummm...
7. I hate to tell you this, but all of the folks you just named are really problematic, Bodhi.
8. Bodhi, they're not wild. They're bad people.
9. No I haven't met them. I don't need to. I know the things they've done. We don't really look up to any of the people you named anymore.
10. I'm sure. I think Pill Spector actually killed somebody.
11. Anything is possible... technically.
12. I'm sorry, Bodhi.
13. It's not that simple anymore I'm afraid.
14. You doing okay?
15. My generation is still having a lot of conversations about "separating the art from the artist". You can still enjoy the songs. Just... different awareness, I guess.
16. Who were they?
17. Um.

Interaction 5
Bodhi will be located on your nightstand in the bedroom.
1. Whoa, is that Bedroom Bodhi I see?
2. You seem lost in thought.
3. But Bodhi, EVERY decade is a mess. Nothing is perfect, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have merit. People love you for who you are... I love you for who you are.
Note: Make sure to read the full dialogue before picking your choice. It's very easy to press the wrong one and get a friendship ending instead.
4. I said... I love you.
5. Yes. Everything about you. Even your flaws.
6. I'm definitely feelin' it!
7. Let's go, Bodhi, SING TO ME!!!
8. Finish listening..
9. Bodhi, that was WILD!!
10. Amazing. I LOVE the 80's!! And I think I'm in love with you!

Tip: There's another alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Trash talk the 80's.

Realize: 25 smarts, 15 poise, 10 empathy, 100 charm, 100 sass

Voiced by: Laura Post

Spec: Sass

Where to find?: The safe in the attic

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by doing a Blissmass scenario
2. Obtained by doing a restaurant scenario
3. Obtained by doing a business scenario

Love
Interaction 1:
1. Heck I just like meeting new people.
2. I dunno. I've met some pretty cool people. Do you know Randy?
3. Yes, mistress.
4. I feel like you'll tell me either way.
5. Puttin' stuff into?
6. I definitely do now.
7. Whatever mistress wishes.
8. Thank you, mistress.
9. There's no combination - I just have to fall in love with you!
10. My sincere apologies, mistress.
11. Yes, mistress.
12. Yes, mistress! I am your compliant, needy, little wretch.

Interaction 2:
1.

Interaction 3:
1.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate


Realize: 60 smarts, 60 poise, 60 empathy, 40 charm, 30 sass

Voiced by: Colleen Clinkenbeard

Spec: Poise

Where to find?: Boxes in the attic

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by cleaning with Lady Memoria
2. Obtained by cleaning with Lady Memoria
3. Obtained by cleaning with Lady Memoria
4. Obtained by cleaning with Lady Memoria
5. Obtained by cleaning with Lady Memoria
6. Obtained by cleaning with Lady Memoria
7. Obtained by cleaning with Lady Memoria
8. Obtained by cleaning with Lady Memoria
9. Obtained by cleaning with Lady Memoria
10. Obtained by cleaning with Lady Memoria
11. Obtained by cleaning with Lady Memoria
12. Obtained by cleaning with Lady Memoria
13. Obtained by cleaning with Lady Memoria
14. Obtained by cleaning with Lady Memoria
15. Obtained by cleaning with Lady Memoria
16. Obtained by cleaning with Lady Memoria
17. Obtained by cleaning with Lady Memoria
18. Obtained by cleaning with Lady Memoria

Love
Interaction 1:
1. Oh, don't worry. I'm weirder than I seem.
2. Ooh. That's some spicy talk there, lady.
3. But if I got rid of all this old stuff... won't I be getting rid of you, too?
4. I'm ready. Let's do it.
5. Ah, gotcha. I'll go get them and come back!
Note: You can also ask here about the dateables if you have not met them yet.

Interaction 2:
You will need to gather the last two dateables before this interaction. Please make sure you have at least introduced yourself to them first or you will have to talk to them twice.
1.

Interaction 3:
1.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate


Realize: 0 smarts, 80 poise, 80 empathy, 30 charm, 60 sass

Fun Fact: Colleen Clinkenbeard also voices Monkey D. Luffy in the english dub of One Piece

Voiced by: Briana Knickerbocker

Spec: Charm

Where to find?: Gym, Bedroom closet, Attic. Sheappears as a box full of holiday items

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by achieving a love ending with Holly.
2. Obtained by speaking with Holly.
3. Obtained by achieving a hate ending with Holly.

Love
Interaction 1:
1. Just wanted to introduce myself.
2. I'm [NAME].
3. What have you heard?
4. Sure!

Interaction 2:
1. I said I would.
2. You seem kinda hard on yourself.
3. What was the gig?
4. Tired?
5. Happy to help.
6. Get some rest.

Interaction 3:
1.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate


Realize: 60 smarts, 60 poise, 60 empathy, 40 charm, 30 sass

Voiced by: Mary Elizabeth McGlynn

Spec: Poise

Where to find?: She is air coming out of the vents in one of 7 locations. Sometimes she will not appear, but you can force an appearance by switching the thermostat (near the front door) on and off. The locations are:
1. Downstairs bathroom
2. Living room
3. Dining room
4. Office
5. Upstairs bathroom
6. Bedroom
7. Gym

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by speaking to Airyn.
2. Obtained by not speaking to Airyn.
3. Obtained by asking Airyn about life.

Love
Interaction 1
1. What? Who are you?
2. Okay...?
3. I guess I'm gonna go?

Interaction 2
1. I like having you inside me.
2. [Poise 60] I Am just as much as you are.

Interaction 3
1. ...
2. Is there anything that you are afraid of?
3. What would happen if you didn't have the internal rotation?
4. I'm sorry to hear that.
5. ...

Interaction 4
1. I was curious as to how you felt about me.
2. Just wanted to see how to get through to you.
3. No, I like the way you talk about your own ideas.
4. [Empathy 65] That's not true. Your perspective is inherently filtered through your own being.
5. ...

Interaction 5
1. ...[open.spotify.com] (Press this over and over again.)

Friends
Be nice to Airyn. But not as flirty in your replies. Less silence.

Hate
Be loud. Scream. Shout. Belittle silence.


Realize: 65 smarts, 100 poise, 80 empathy, 0 charm, 0 sass

Voiced by: Suzie Yeung

Spec: Smarts

Where to find?: Click "Main Menu" on your phone, then use the dateviators.
Note: I recommend hovering your cursor over No here, just in case.

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by picking a fight with Textbox-chan
2. Obtained by asking Textbox-chan to show her emotional range
3. Obtained by talking to Textbox-chan

Love
Interaction 1:
1. Where is that coming from...
2. Hewooo out there!
3. Textbox... -chan?
4. The beam thing doesn't go out the windows...
5. What's UI?
6. That's terrifying!
7. You got it, Textbox-chan!
8. You've been super helpful!
9. Why sixteen?

Interaction 2:
As stated from the previous interaction, you'll need to awaken at least 16 dateables before you can speak to her again.
1. [SMARTS 20] I thought you wanted me to find 16 dateables?
2. It sure does!
3. She's gorgeous...
4. I can read it okay, thank you!
5. No! I read every single word.
6. Turn to do what?
7. Ask any question you'd like. I went with "What's thee most NSFW thing you've had to convert into text?"
8. Are you gonna answer me?
9. Okay, see ya!

Interaction 3:
You will need to awaken at least 41 dateables before this interaction.
1. Hey, Textbox-chan! Are you okay?
2. Oh no - I'm so sorry!
3. That's really cool!
4. Can you show me all your emotions?
5. That was really fun!
6. So cool!
7. Yes. They're so hot.
8. Thanks. I'll do my best.
9. You got it!

Interaction 4
You will need to awaken atleast 60 dateables before this interaction.
1.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate


Realize: 95 smarts, 5 poise, 100 empathy, 0 charm, 50 sass

Voiced by: Adam Croasdell

Spec: Sass

Where to find?: Use the dateviators on the credits

Collectibles:
There are quite a few and they are all obtained by dating the devs.

Love
Technically while there are options beforehand, they do not matter. Here, you'll be dating the devs. You'll get an ending with Sassy Chap depending on how many points you have. 2 for love, 1 for friend, and -1 for hate. I'll only be saying the options for love for now. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Note: Here, to save time, instead of writing out the full response, I've wrote the key words down. I may come back and edit this section later for full responses. Either way, you'll know what to pick.
Also note that you do not have to get a love ending with ALL the devs for a love ending with Sassy Chap, just the majority for the most points.

TJ - The Lion King
Devin - Philopator
Andrew - Hike Mount Kilimanjaro
Nij - Video games
Samuel - High-octane
Julia - Choose whatever you want on the date. When the date is over, say "You and I will be together forever."
Debz- Digimon
Dom - JRPG
Garrett - E.T.
Pejnt - Definitely love and share obsession for passions, but make time to rest.
Samantha - Featured on NPR
Jamie - Became a godfather
Thiago - New version
Jayperior - Love it!
Logan - Sorbet, Broomby, If it Makes You Happy
Cael - Work on a new hobby
Nick - Bodhi OR Ray
Jane - Hid an image of Goku
Greg - Yeah!!, Sonic Adventure 2
Ben - I think this is a great idea! I love Ben.
Robbie - Hiking, Titus Andronicus, Troubadour
William - 01001100 01101111 01110110 01100101 (option 1)
J. Michael - Á la recherche du temps, Mole Poblano, and Coccyx
Amanda - Yeah, I can definitely do that.
SopheeJay - Shrek 2
Souha - So hard.
Rebecca - Tea and horror
Tay - D&D character
Jonathan - Drizzt Do'Urden
Evan - Morocco
Elle - Go to the park
Adriel - Petting zoo
Ray Chase - Go to sleep

Friends
Get an average score. But there's also an alternate option for this.

Hate
Get a bad score. This will also earn you an achievement.

Note: If you're wanting to get Daemon's collectables, you'll need to report back to Sassy Chap about him.

Realize: 45 smarts, 30 poise, 30 empathy, 45 charm, 100 sass

Voiced by: Ashly Burch

Spec: Empathy

Where to find?: Zoey is a bit different. You can only find her at night in the attic when you have no charges left as a blue spirit. After a certain interaction however, you will need at least 1 charge.

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by getting Zoey's necklace from Bodhi.
2. Obtained by speaking with Zoey.
3. Obtained by speaking with Zoey.

Love
Interaction 1:
1. Hey! Yeah! Hi! Um... what?
2. Meeting me is the best day ever?
3. I might already love you.
4. Focus...
5. I've always wanted to meet a ghost!

Interaction 2:
1. Yeah, alive people are afraid of things in attics.
2. Like spiders.
3. I was wondering when you'd put that together!
4. I have these cool glasses called dateviators.
5. They let me Directly Acknowledge a Thing's Existence...
6. Anything I want to talk to, I can!
7. It IS real!
8. Why do you feel sad?
9. That is funny.
10. It feels pretty good, honestly.
11. Tell me about it!
12. Huh. So you can't leave this room?
13. What's "it"?
14. I don't think they are mine to give...
15. Are you saying you're lonely?
16. Why are you so chipper?
17. It's really crowded living alone!
18. Hell yeah, there are! We can make a list and feel every single one!
19. What's happening?

Interaction 3:
1. I am indeed! How are you feeling?
2. How do you know it would suck if I'm the only person you know and I'm not a jerk?
3. You remember someone? Tell me about him!
4. For a ghost, I don't know...
5. I'll stay if you just ask, honestly.
6. We can talk about that later...
7. The first thing I'll probably tell you about is rope burn!
8. . .what?
9. Go for it!
10. I'd guess early twenties?
11. Could be a normal thing, people do keep things in their pockets...
12. Absolutely, what's up?
13. No, I don't think so. (If you haven't met the required character) OR I've actually met a time capsule in the basement, could that be where your stuff is?

Note: Before the next interaction you will have to speak with Bodhi.

Interaction 4
1. Yup, Bodhi had it!
2. He's the time capsule. He was under the house!
3. So happy for you!
4. Zoey, it's ok. I want to hear about it!
5. I'm glad you did, Zoey. Now what did you remember?
6. Ok, so older than you but not an older guy.
7. Stay on Rudy, Zoey...
8. He must've seemed really interesting to you.
9. So you guys started talking regularly, then?
10. I know all those things!
11. Well, you used to do that, too! Walking by Rudy's garden.
12. My pleasure. So what happened next??
13. You were in here with him by yourself??
14. Zoey, that stuff can be really dangerous.
15. Worked out ok for me, then!
16. I'm sure you are. Not everyone becomes a ghost.
17. I think you do get to see that, once you make peace with how you died.
18. It is. And I think the cause of your death is right in front of us.
19. I'm saying it's possible.
20. Zoey, it's important to remember so that you can move on!

Interaction 5
1. Yeah. I was worried about you.
2. You're not anymore?
3. Maybe he didn't do it. We don't know.
4. It's not ok that he was getting aggravated with you.
5. It's ok... take your time.
6. Did Rudy try to grab you?
7. He left you up here?
8. This is intense.
9. Really glad I could get it back for you.
10. Wait, Zoey. You can choose to go now?
11. Congratulations!

Interaction 6
1. Hey, Zoey!
2. Zoey, are you there?
3. Hey, if you can hear me... let me know.
4. Hahaha. That... is a totally solid point.
5. An idea for you to have friends?
6. I would love to have you here!
7. If we can get back into that open energy, you might be able to make it here fully!
8. I think I know some other folks up here who'd be down to help us out!

Note: Before you can move onto the next interaction you will have to awaken a few dateables to help out with the seance. These dateables are:
Willi
Deenah/Daemon
Textbox-Chan
The Sassy Chap
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Doug
Nightmare
Reggie

You don't need to have all of them, I was able to complete it with 4, but having all would make the experience better.

Interaction 7
1. Lead on! I'm ready and roarin'!
2. Ok, everyone... just focus on being here, being together, and seeing the unseeable!
3. Repeat to yourself "I can see the unseeable".
4. It's working you guys! Zoey says she can feel it!
5. No way...
6. Zoey, are you ok??
7. Okay folks... concentrate!!
8. You're real! Zoey, oh my god we did it!
8. It's up to you, Zoey. You get to choose.

Interaction 8
At this point you need a charge to visit Zoey, but you can visit her at any time during the day.
1. Good question. We've got quite a history at this point.
2. I like you like you, Zoey. Always have.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Constantly be rude to her. After the seance, she will deduce that you aren't a very nice person and will hate you.

Realize: 5 smarts, 70 poise, 70 empathy, 75 charm, 30 sass

Voiced by: Erica Luttrell

Spec: Poise

Where to find?: It has a 3% chance of appearing each night when you go to bed. You can guarantee their appearance by drinking a coffee before bed.

Collectibles:
1. Obtained by dreaming about abandonment.
2. Obtained by dreaming about failure.
3. Obtained by dreaming about mediocrity.

Love
Interaction 1:
1. Wh-what?
2. Q-quit it.
3. Stop, please!
4. I-I'm not!
5. That's it?
6. Wait...how can I see you again?

Interaction 2:
1. H-hey, cut it out!
2. The teeth things freaks me out.
3. Are you gonna use my answer to scare me?
4. Pick any here.

Interaction 3:
1. Alright, alright. I get your point.
2. That the perfect version of me wouldn't... Be me anymore?
Note: This was my answer since I chose failure. Depending on what fear you pick this dialogue will be different, but will have the same vibe to it.

Interaction 4
1. So Nightmare...
2. I was just thinking maybe we could talk a little before we get down to the scaring.
3. I just want to talk to you, actually.
4. I have this recurring daydream where I'm winning the spelling bee.
5. I imagine most people don't understand how important your work is.
6. I wish people would take the time to understand you.

Interaction 5
1. You okay?
2. You did feel a little off your game, if I'm being honest.
3. Did what?
4. I guess that's why you look different to me now.
5. Are you okay?
6. Why do you HAVE to scare me?
7. high-pitched scream
8. You just need to embrace whatever this is going to be.
9. Whatever this relationship between us is going to be.

Interaction 6
1. You're not going to scare me again, are you?
2. When you have something to lose?
3. A relationship?
4. I like you too.
5. Kiss her.
6. I just want to stay here with you.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Tell her you aren't scared. You can also follow the guide above until Interaction 6 Choice 4 and pick "I just want you to leave me alone."


Realize: 45 smarts, 100 poise, 35 empathy, 70 charm, 0 sass

Voiced by: Bill Butts

Spec: Sass

Where to find?: Achieving a hate ending with a dateable (however this will not progress your relationship with him after 2), the Reggie app on your phone
Collectibles:
1. Obtained by speaking with Reggie.
2. Obtained by getting a love ending with Reggie.
3. Obtained by achieving a hate ending with everyone in the game

Love
Note: This time interaction 1 isn't an introduction.
Interaction 1:
1. Can you teach me your ways, senpai?
2. Let's get it.
3. Hello!
4. I love music and drawing too!
5. You got it, I'll do my best.

Interaction 2:
1. Can you teach me your ways, senpai?
2. I love you, too.
3. Hi there Quentin! My name is [NAME]
4. I've got a hat right here - how do you like that, dear?

Interaction 3:
1. Can you teach me your ways, senpai?
2. Oh, sorry. I think your hands are lovely.
3. Pet Bluffy.
4. Love love love love love!
5. See? All according to plan.
6. 'Hate' me.

Friends
Achieve 2 hate endings.

Hate
During interaction 3, dialogue choice 6, choose Hate me

Realize: 80 smarts, 80 poise, 0 empathy, 0 charm, 90 sass

Voiced by: Sarah Natochenny

Spec: Charm

Where to find?: Random, the rug in your room after you have reached an ending

Collectibles:
None!

Love
There are 3 versions of Lucinda. Limitless, Lust, Loving.

These are pretty self explanatory.

Limitless - Achieved by choosing only the option that puts into question her feelings of superiority.
Loving - achieved by asking Lucinda about herself and completing her self-reflection storyline, making her realize who she really is.
Lust - achieved by choosing the sexy options every time

You can go with any of the above.

Tip: There's an alternate option here if you wish to remain friends.

Hate
Ask her to go away twice. After this she will ask if you don't want to see her anymore.

Realize: 1 smarts, 1 poise, 1 empathy, 1 charm, 1 sass

First, I will go over the basic achievements, then the secret achievements.
**Please note the "awakening" and "endings" achievements do not count the 2 DLC characters**

Basic
Awakened: Awaken a dateable object
Awakenings: Awaken 10 dateable objects
Crowd Control: Awaken 50 dateable objects
Caught Them All: Awaken all dateable objects
Terrapin Drop: Bring a turtle to life
- This is achieved by Realizing Sinclaire and choosing the turtle dialogue option
Matchmaker: Obtain 5 matches of characters in game
- This is obtained by matching: Abel & Dasha, Washford & Drysdale, Tony & Tina, Florenca & Celia, Artt & Doug,
- Please note that pairs such as Harper & Dirk who are together are the beginning of the game do not count towards this achievement
Five Per Cent for Nothing: Complete the first day
Finders Keepers: Find a collectable
Lore Than You Bargained For: Find 50 collectables
It'll Be Worth Something Someday: Find 200 collectables
Collection Complete: Find all base game collectables
You Can Pet the Smog: Pet the bunny
- This is obtained by taking off the dateviators and touching the spot where you would normally awaken Dolly
Relate Everything: Get all friend endings in one playthrough
Hate Everything: Get all hate endings in one playthrough
Mate Everything: Get all love endings in one playthrough
Game Over: Die
- This can be obtained by going outside and being hit by a car
- This can also be obtained by losing the boss battle with Dishy
Speed Run: Leave the house during the first day
Consummate Professional: Choose physical affection with every dateable
Smarty Pants: Achieve 100 smarts
Human Cucumber:Achieve 100 poise
Seer of Souls: Achieve 100 empathy
Pizzazzster: Achieve 100 charm
Sassy Chap: Achieve 100 sass


Secret
Wight Makes Right: Complete the seance ritual
- This can be obtained by helping Zoey
Underworld: Enter the crawlspace
- This can be obtained by going to the closet in your office, moving the rug, then opening the door and crawling down
Inanimal Control: Find Davi
- This can be obtained by helping Mateo
From Great Heights: Achieve a hate ending with Fantina
Thanks for Your Purchase: Achieve a hate ending with the developers
These Walls Could Talk[open.spotify.com]: Get Wallace to talk
Do No Harm: Protect the Suspension of Disbelief
Boxing Day: Examine all boxes
- There are quite a few boxes. I used this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFZOBsdNuWc
Graphic Depictions: Make out with a dateable object in the overworld
Touch Grass: Left the house before realizing anything
Glitch City: Left the house without using a door
- There was a previous way of getting this achievement through the kitchen in a tricky way. I believe this has been patched out. Here is the intended (and much easier) way: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2f4_zl4Qxs
Empty Nest: Realize all dateable objects in one playthrough
Half In, Half Out: Realize 50 dateable objects in one playthrough
Just Beginning to Realize: Realize your first dateable object
Most and Lieste: Bring David and Franklin back together
Adventure Time: Complete the longest quest in the game
Total Dork: Speak with every door in the house
Sweet Tooth: Use a candy to reverse a hate ending

Tip 1
During my playthroughs of Date Everything, I used this spreadsheet religiously.
https://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3503453464

What I recommend after making a copy of it is to make sections. Here us mine below as an example.

(Ignore Template, List, and Recipes)

In the Realized section, I had each dateable listed, then for each playthrough I noted it down once they were realized. Below is a screenshot.


Imp/bug meant it was impossible because the dateable had unfurnished business with a bugged character. Impossible was because the dateable hated me.

To Realize was were I noted characters that I wanted to realize, but they had unfurnished business with another character, Below is a screenshot.


Stat Notes is were if I knew I required more spec points for a character, I wrote it down.

Dorian and Abel spots should be self explanatory. I wrote down each of their spots and checked it off once I had visited the location so I didn't revisit them. I would also advise doing this for Wyndolyn, Curt & Rod, and Gaia.

Tip 2
Not so much a tip, as an optional thing. If you want 5 stars in customer service, this guide will certainly help you like it did me.
https://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3508060159

Tip 3
"But, I wanna hate everything!" Sorry I can't provide you with that yet as I feel terrible when I pick a mean dialogue option. BUT I can link you an awesome guide!
https://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3546976333