‎Out of the blue, one of my friends gave me this game.
‎He prefers to stay anonymous.
‎Thank you so much, my anonymous friend!
‎:3
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‎I truly appreciate the gift, but as my gamer buddies know, I always review games without sugarcoating anything.
‎I tell it as it is from my perspective and represent other gamers who have similar taste in gaming to mine.
‎Plus, no spoilers.
‎So, here goes!
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‎First up!
‎This game is more suitable for adults than teens or kids.
‎Because of strong languages and some sexual innuendos. But nothing as explicit as p0rn0graphic. Mild yet saucy. Or saucily mild?
‎Eh, whatevs..
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‎The voice acting cast is great, but the game itself is... repetitively boring.
‎I’ve played other famous dating sims that are far better, with the flows remain enjoyable from start to finish.
‎This one fails to measure up to those, no matter how hard I try to hold the negativity while playing.
‎Even my positivity vibes couldn't help much of it.
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‎The character designs are unique based on what they are (Gaming Console, Electric Fan, Anime Figurine, etc.), complete with background music and sound effects that represent their identities.
‎Some have approachable personalities—a few are friendly and act like your 'superfans'—while others can be unbearable and irritating.
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‎The puns and jokes are forced and fall flat, appearing far less clever than advertised.
‎Although a handful of characters are okay, most are just irredeemably toxic, making for an unpleasant rather than entertaining dynamic.
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‎My sense of humor is quite vast.
‎It ranges from Ricky Gervais's smart sarcasm combined with Robin Williams's hilariously genius material, sprinkled with Lucille Ball's witty remarks, marinated in Betty White's unpredictable punchlines, and topped with Conan O'Brien's professional timing—right down to the most basic, 'make-do' script of a beginner stand-up comedian.
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‎Yeah there are lots of references in this date sim-ish, and I understood them all completely.
‎But still not helping in making this game any better.
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‎Is this game fun and hilarious? Honestly, nope.
‎Maybe some people enjoy it, but it’s not for gamers like me.
‎Unfortunately, this one just misses the mark. I was genuinely looking for something funny—or at least fun—but this fails on both counts. It just didn't appeal to me at all.
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‎The writing is dull and the dialogue feels flat, offering extremely limited choices.
‎The interactions are unbearably stiff and lack the natural logic found in other dating sims.
‎It simply doesn't live up to the fun of the genre's top titles.
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‎But yeah, you don't have to Date Everything, though polyamory is allowed here.
‎In this game of date sim-ish; you can find LOVE (of your preferences), be just a FRIEND, or even HATE them.
‎Free to choose any, just the way you prefer to play it.
‎Have fun go mad to even dating all of them if you want to.
‎As for me? Well, in dating sims and real life; I still prefer monogamous.
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‎The MC or Protagonist in this game is literally you.
‎It can be a guy, a gal or whoever play at that moment.
‎Free to interpret it as your very own self.
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‎I only salute this game for the voice actresses and actors involved.
‎If you don't know who's who, look it up.
‎They are quite famous as VAs and some are 'veterans' in video gaming roles.
‎It was saved only by the VAs, just simply that.
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‎That's why my expectations were high.
‎Only at first.
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‎Despite its potential, the game fails to deliver even the bare minimum for the genre.
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‎On a score of 1 to 10, duh---nevermind.
‎You already can guess it by now.
‎No contest.
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‎If you want to give it a shot, or just skip it and move on, up to you.
‎After all, it's your hard-earned cash.
‎Spend it at your own risk.
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Video game where you are trapped in a house with 102 very talented voice actors all doing what I can only describe as "Character bits that go on for far, far too long." In other words, you're being held hostage by theater kids and forced to watch their long improv session, occasionally being asked "would you like to be romantically involved?"

no