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Kirby is wanted on 4 counts of homicide and seven counts of grand theft larceny. Kirby was last seen in Dreamland sucking off Bark from these weird face-trees. Officers tried to detain Kirby, but he managed to escape by eating them whole. There were absolutely no survivors , but, we managed to recover this information off off the live feed of one of our officer's bodycams. We believe that Kirby's current motives are to overtake King Dedede and, quote, "Wear his ass like a helmet" . We can only speculate the motives. His partner, Meta Knight was also seen blowing a guy in the alley. If you see Kirby, do not approach him. If he offers you oatmeal, he's trying to fuck you. Do NOT approach him. He will get inside of you any way he can. He is a dangerous and lethal character. Do not go near him.
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2 oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and makes it later
Kirby is so happy that's something he can because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede, defeat
What a triumph is that?