Number one. Steady hand. One day, Kim Jong Un need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Kim Jong Un die! SSD very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.

simply twisted

my ass? It itches

He can't smell.

I can't smell.

i’m being gang stalked 24/7. the home depot lights flicker in morse. 6 employees followed me to aisle 9—none blinked. every paint can facing me. the forklifts BREATHE. they’re not human. the lawn gnome display rearranged itself when i turned around. big weather’s got humanoid space drone ops watching my every move. they control the wind, the squirrels, the mood lighting. i heard a gun say my name. jersey bunker psytech confirmed. i’m not paranoid. i’m targeted.