"more den a squir gu"

"I don't have a bed time... I'm skadoodle"

"You remind me of a piece of bread I saw at HEB last night that just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sat there because nobody ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wanted it"

"You ♥♥♥♥ throwing baboon, my ♥♥♥♥ is huge"

“I’m not an ogre, I’m an onion”

"You talk a lot of ♥♥♥♥ for someone in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ distance"

"I really do be missin' my roots doe"

"Women are a scam change my mind"

"SE one day, S4 the next"

"Sounds like someone's posting cringe"

"It's just a meme ♥♥♥♥, sit down"

"Top Ten Questions Science Still can't Explain: Why the ♥♥♥♥ am I a ♥♥♥♥♥♥"

"You're a meme... I love you"

"I think Dennis would win cause he's a ninja since he watches TV and plays guitar in the dark"

“♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and thots will stay ho’s suckin’ ♥♥♥♥♥”

"What if I became the glizzy guzzler ?"

“Oh get it ? Cause Popeye was a sailor and their food just moves through you like a torpedo ?”

"Ah, the Bermuda Triangle of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"

"Better to ♥♥♥ in the sink than to sink in the ♥♥♥"

"PC's are for stoopids"

"I'm nerdy to the extreme, I'm whiter than sour cream"

"I can't control myself. I'm not strong enough" *gets hentai backgrounds on Steam*