I will NOT accept random friend requests. I am very wary of scammers and hijackers and have probably seen every trick in the book. If you've come here to try and steal what is rightfully mine all within the comfort of your crusty chair in your mom's basement, you've come to the wrong place.
That being said, any account I deem as a scammer or bot will immediately be blocked.

However! If you've come to make a new friend and chill, you are welcome here. ^^

Herro! If you're reading this, then congrats! You actually give a sh!t about little ol' me. Maybe.
I am glad you've decided to stick around, and i'm happy to make your acquaintance. If you insist on reading further, kick them shoes off, whip out that bag of chips, and get cozy.

I can't say too much about myself because it's the damn internet and there's some bad people out there, but I WILL say that i'm a dude, 25 years old, and is now wasting his life playing video games and taking headache medicine almost twice a week to counter staring at the screen for dozens of hours on end. Yay.

- Pokemon games of pretty much any kind
- Team Fortress 2 (Sniper main)
- Deep Rock Galactic (I play all classes well, but I main Scout)
- Alan Wake Series
- Stardew Valley
- Abiotic Factor
- Grounded
- Yakuza Series
- Dragon Ball FighterZ (I play a decent list of characters but my main team is probably Kefla, DBS Broly, and Base Goku. I also dabble in SS4 Gogeta, Base Vegeta, Bardock, Super Baby 2 and Android 18)

“It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.” -Abe Lincoln

“You can have anything you want, but not everything that you want." - Anonymous

“If at first you don’t succeed, call an air strike.” -Anonymous

"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe. Maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." -The Heavy, Team Fortress 2

"Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas." -Isaac Clarke, Dead Space 2

"I don't need luck. I have ammo." -Grunt, Mass Effect 3


- My favorite color is green.

- I collect Funko Pops. I don't know how much my collection is worth, but I definitely have a few that are very hard to get your mitts on nowadays.

- My favorite food is, in fact, sushi. Shocker.