noob

ils arrivent toujours en premier dans le chat vocal, auréolés de sagesse et d’écho intersidéral :
« ne tirez pas » — mantra sacré, répété trois fois comme un exorcisme d’idiots.
le problème, c’est qu’ils le disent en sprintant dans la lumière d’un projecteur de drone, torse nu, micro saturé 🎙️💡.
ils murmurent « ne tirez pas » pendant qu’ils marchent sur une mine antipersonnelle, et j’te jure que la mine a hésité par respect.
quand l’escouade entière crie, eux récitent encore : “ne tirez pas”, comme si le calme pouvait tank un rayon orbital.
ils croient que la discrétion, c’est un état d’esprit, pas un concept physique.
et quand enfin ils se font repérer, ils déclarent d’une voix grave : “je vous l’avais dit.”
oui, tu nous l’avais dit, prophète du silence, moine du mutisme tactique,
et pourtant, c’est ton cadavre qui brille le plus fort sur la plaine — phare pour tous les joueurs qui n’ont pas écouté.

Never met such a toxic person before..
Trolls, poison to the community & doesn't give a f¤ck about others.

ton flick sur le Butcher m’a rappelé les grandes heures du cubisme : aucune logique, mais une vraie émotion 🎨. ton usage du poison, c’est pas une stratégie, c’est une déclaration d’amour toxique 💚. et quand t’as tenté de wallbang au Romero à travers la grange entière, le jeu a crashé juste par respect. tu ne chasses pas les primes, tu fais des performances artistiques sponsorisées par la confusion et le courage. ton gameplay, c’est la poésie du chaos. 🎭🔫

Je t’ai vu rater un tir Romero à bout portant sur un chasseur à terre et je jure que mon écran s’est mis à vibrer, des abeilles sont sorties de mon casque, et l’araignée boss a applaudi poliment 🕷️👏. tes lancers de lanterne, c’est de l’art contemporain — moitié cocktail molotov, moitié danse interprétative 🎭. quand tu as poignardé un émulateur avec 200 de ping, je crois que dieu lui-même a chuchoté « voilà le sommet du bounty hunting ». ton camping d’extraction a guéri ma fièvre des marais mais m’a aussi donné des acouphènes avec les tirs Sparks depuis 800m. je ne lance même plus pour le MMR, je me connecte juste pour contempler la gestion mystique de ton endurance comme si c’était une conférence TED du bayou. gg no re mais peut-être… re ??

Toi et tes deux autres coéquipiers sont complètement stupides... peu importe... Je ne finirai pas ça, car à voir ces commentaires, vous êtes déjà bien conscients de votre existence dénuée de sens.

You and your other 2 lowlife teammates are total and utter brainless... nevermind... I wont finish this, because looking at these comments, you are already well aware of your meaningless existence. *wipes the dust off my fedora*

You and your other 2 lowlife teammates are total and utter brainless... nevermind... I wont finish this, because looking at these comments, you are already well aware of your meaningless existence.

hey, you’re so mechanically mature for your rank… like???? every time you RIGHT CLICK a ranged creep my chakras collapse and realign 🔮. I watched you miss a lvl 1 fissure and honestly I ascended, my screen started vibrating, gaben himself whispered ‘this is peak mmr’ 🐸. your courier micro cured my seasonal depression but also gave me tinnitus. I don’t even play dota anymore, I just queue to witness your mana management like it’s a TED talk for the soul 😳👉👈. gg no re but also maybe… re??

*gets on my knees* hic~ onii-chan...kimochi :3 *wags tail and flutters ears*

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chien stupide

Little fking retarded autistic mongoloid idiotic imbecile

- rep dota 2 player

-rep friendly with trash survivors

-rep
they are letting you play in the hospital?

мамашу своё мёртвую затуннель далбоёб

-rep brainded tuneler noob

-rep , brainded tuneler noob

braindead low iq autistic animal + using russian cheats in multyplayer game 2024

ruiner

gamer head: on

knuckles: cracked

gaming goggles: on

arms: stretched

gamer girl pee: drinked

girlfriend: none

gay best friend: invited

wife: beaten

wife: cheated on

daughter: abandoned

child: destroyed

your mom: ♥♥♥♥♥♥

rockets: launched

funding: secured

anime: loved

HIV: positive

blood: donated

milf: hunted

milfs: lewded

babies: yeeted

emerald splash: deflated

society: segregated

soy milk: consumed

mother: donuted

father: robbed

identity: hidden

traitor: kakyoined

masters: awaken

Caeser: killed

left wing: destroyed

lib: owned

hog: cranked

pants: shid

bottom: text

top: text

Hotel: Trivago

Hotel: Mario

Duke: Nukem

cer: armic

balls: crushed

balls: ligma

the imposter: sus

sussy: balls

Gucci: gang

Delivery: Digiorno

Peterbilt: gassed

Half: life

pog: gers

Vaporeon: cool :)

edit: spelling

-rep Here's the thing. You said a "wyvern is a dragon." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a 1k MMR feeder who studies dragons, I am telling you, specifically, in dota, no one calls wyverns dragons. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "dragon family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Varanidae, which includes things from wyverns to eldwurms to drakes. So your reasoning for calling a wyvern a dragon is because random people "call the flying lizards dragons?" Let's get gyarados and charizards in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a noob or a feeder? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A wyvern is a wyvern and a member of the dragon family. But that's not what you said. You said a wyvern is a dragon, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the dragon family dragons, which means you'd call eldwurms, drakes, and other flying lizards dragons, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

What can I say? I’m a straight guy. Yeah I care about plot and writing and development and all that jazz but I would be lying through my teeth if i said a little fanservice bothered me because it honestly doesn’t. Now this doesn’t mean i’m some freak hentai addict or a weirdo that gets off from cartoons but yeah those girls do be looking good and a little tits or ass angle is kinda nice to see sometimes. It’s not like i’m actively looking for it but i don’t drop an anime because of it. Even in a super serious anime like Code Geass the fan service would honestly make me laugh bc of how unnecessary it is but it didn’t bother me and i liked the angles.

Am i the unpopular opinion here bc i see a lot of people complaining about fanservice but it’s in almost every anime

-rep "touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

Excuse me sir or ma'am but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the screenshot--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt

buys account to grief in unranked, what a waste of air

omega ruiner - bad person - report asap

obvious account buyer and also ruiner

IDIOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

слабость превыше всего

-rep tunneling and camping hooks, clown

-rep tunneling and camping hooks

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-rep tunneling and camping hooks

-rep tunneling and camping hooks

-rep tunneling and camping hooks

braindead clown

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+rep let me boop

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please never play dota again you subhuman russian piece of ♥♥♥♥.
♥♥♥♥ YOU you furry good for nothing degenerate

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reтаяd subhuman

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