you are a gay guy

High IQ, good genetics, a big heart

why do you remember the specific occurance of me blocking you

This is John DayZ, I’m here to ask if you’re still interested in enlisting into the Chernarus Defense Force: VMC Division. Please return my many voicemails I’ve left you and your other family members regarding your interest in joining the force. You showed a lot of promise when speaking with you at the mall at my information kiosk near the foot locker across from Hot Topic. I remember you so clearly because you had a stench coming from you that could only be described as piss mixed with shid. We have many tools and resources to fixing that as a perk when joining the CDF, please reach out.

Amen brother