🏴‍☠️ Presses Alt+F4 strictly for scientific purposes

Born with a joystick and a mouse in hand — haven’t let go since.

🎮 I game because it’s cheaper than therapy.
💻 I know tech. If it doesn’t work — turn it off and on. Still broken? Call me.
🎨 I can make things pretty in Photoshop… or just summon ChatGPT, VEO, Nano Banana, etc.
📦 Worked almost everywhere — except Mars. Though I did consider it.
🎧 I blast music loud enough to spiritually awaken my neighbors.
🔍 Currently searching for the right job, myself, and my phone charger.

"There are two kinds of people in this world: those who update their drivers, and those who believe in miracles."