captain 最近的评测

Quite possibly the worst thing FromSoft has published in recent memory. Which makes me viscerally sad to type, but it is what it is.

I want to love Mewgenics. It has all the elements of an incredible roguelike and genetics/breeding simulator that scratches my brain in a great way. Unfortunately, the current state of the game is lacking a lot of quality of life features. It makes the game feel like it was made by a new developer, not Edmund McMillen. Here's a short list of really irritating things I've noticed:
- "Full Controller Support". Not really accurate when the controller basically acts as a mouse. The controls aren't all that much better on keyboard + mouse either, somehow.
- Cat Sorting. There's no way to check how many of a certain type of cat you have. You have to "paw" (haha) through them all one by one in your house. If I was able to rename them or tag/categorize them beyond just moving rooms, that'd help, but right now it's just very... eh.
- No way to highlight/see all enemies on the board beyond the initiative order in the top right. This is a little niche, but it's really hard for me to see what all is actually on the battlefield at any given time(especially since the color palette of Mewgenics is washed out ballsacks) Baldur's Gate 3 has an option where you can highlight enemies. This would help immensely in spotting small enemies like maggots rather than squinting every turn.
- Statistics. You can't view a cat's full profile during battle outside of a very small hover menu.
- Events. What do your options do? What is the probability of suceeding? Who knows!
- Color Palette. I know Edmond McMillen's schtick is poop and blood, but this game looks so horribly washed out and ugly. The Binding of Isaac deals with the same themes but can look really beautiful at times.

I recognize this game is not the Binding of Isaac, but every run feels very grindy in its current state. I don't know, it just doesn't feel very fun which is really disappointing. My hope is that in a few updates I can come back to this review with some major edits and praise, but right now... eh?

EDIT: I launched today to find out that the game is accusing me of "messing with save data" for closing the game during combat, and that I will be punished for save scumming. I wasn't save scumming, I was just done for the night. This is a singleplayer game, are you kidding me?

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The only F2P game I've spent hundreds on

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the year is 2025 and we are in a recession. this is the most popular game on steam.

Super fun, very charming game. I will say, you will probably only enjoy this if you're into languages or cipher puzzles. Not recommended for a "casual" experience as much as it is a thinker. Know what you're getting into I guess. But, highly recommend anyhow!

One of those short games that's just a must play for indie horror game fans and a fantastic representation of mental illness.

Genuinely one of the best depictions of psychotic disorders I have ever seen in any media, ever. This game is worth the praise it's received.