Sans glock go brrr

freak you

thanks

cool

+rep When I was 4 years old, my house caught on
fire. When my mother and I were about to
reach the door, debris fell and crushed both
my legs. When I was rescued, my legs had to
be amputated.

I have been wondering this for a long time now, and I feel as if I need to ask. What is a sex? I am 26 years old, and have heard the term quite often. For example, whenever I go upstairs to get some fruit loops, Mother always asks me “would you like to have sex?”. I do not know what “sex” is, and always try to answer “no thank you, maybe next Wednesday.” But Wednesday is when I lock myself in my room and ponder about “what if’s”, so I am always saved. Mother is getting quite aggressive lately, almost as if I should have said yes by now. So whenever I walk upstairs I am forced to hide in the bathroom while she says “sex penis”. If anyone can help me, preferably in the next two hours, that would be very nice because right now I am sitting in the toilet.