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+rep When I was 4 years old, my house caught on
fire. When my mother and I were about to
reach the door, debris fell and crushed both
my legs. When I was rescued, my legs had to
be amputated.

I have been wondering this for a long time now, and I feel as if I need to ask. What is a sex? I am 26 years old, and have heard the term quite often. For example, whenever I go upstairs to get some fruit loops, Mother always asks me “would you like to have sex?”. I do not know what “sex” is, and always try to answer “no thank you, maybe next Wednesday.” But Wednesday is when I lock myself in my room and ponder about “what if’s”, so I am always saved. Mother is getting quite aggressive lately, almost as if I should have said yes by now. So whenever I walk upstairs I am forced to hide in the bathroom while she says “sex penis”. If anyone can help me, preferably in the next two hours, that would be very nice because right now I am sitting in the toilet.

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anybody got a mic

no

Hello! can you add me i have important thing to discuss to you
hope for your fast response thankyou ☺

Girl-Am I pretty
Boy-Yes
Gir l-Do you wanna be with me forever
Boy-Yes
The girl walks away, sufficed. With ♥♥♥ running down her face as the boy grabs her arm.
Boy-You're not pretty, your an ugly ♥♥♥♥♥. I don't want to be with you forever, I never want to see you again And I wouldn't cry if you walked away,
Boy-Please squirt
Girl-I will
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4pm. Tomorrow it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't post this to 5 profiles you will have relationship problems for 10 years.

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i had sex with your mom

your mom name joe

had sex with joe mama XD

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Girl-Am I pretty
Boy-No
Gir l-Do you wanna be with me forever
Boy-No
The girl walks away, hurt. With tears running down her face as the boy grabs her arm.
Boy-You're not pretty, your beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die.
Boy-Please stay
Girl-I will
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4pm. Tomorrow it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't post this to 5 profiles you will have relationship problems for 10 years.

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C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

I never use cussing in 22 years - but the gloves are off. Listen you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. What the ♥♥♥♥'s your problem? You wanna sit here and say that I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Russian? You get in my face with that I'll beat your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You piece of ♥♥♥♥. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Listen ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you've ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crossed the line. Get that through your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head. Stop pushing your ♥♥♥♥. You're the people who've ♥♥♥♥♥♥ this country over and gangraped the ♥♥♥♥ out of it and lost an election, so stop shooting your mouth off claiming that I'm the enemy. You got that you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Fill your hand, I'm sorry but I'm done. You start calling me a foreign agent, those are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fighting words, excuse me.

+rep has a massive 2 inch ♥♥♥♥

+rep I've just had a lot of time to think since then

yes

be my boyfriend then please

yes

but do you play terraria/???!!??!?!?!?!

but I don't play tf2

Male, 15, looking for people that actually will talk, perhaps play some games etc. (I mainly play terraria and tf2) feel free to ask whatever you want and we can also talk about Literally anything :p

ok :(

leave

i'm very furious

GAY

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♥♥♥♥ YOU YURI IS MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QUEEN I WILL NEVER CHEAT ON HER WITH A BUNCH OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY ASS DOGS

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i am not gay!!!!!! i like women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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