bradenvilla: get shot on ur bday

Salvation: Sometimes, i like to masturbate to Bruce Lee in his yellow jumpsuit whilst i shove a hard banana up my rectum.
Turkish Phantom: What the ♥♥♥♥

௵Pai: peace
௵Turkish Phantom: is nonexistant
௵Pai: and by peace
௵Pai: i mean go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill urself

Salvation: I'm hyper as ♥♥♥♥.
Salvation: I feel like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a train
Salvation: And anally raping a chinese airplane.

Salvation: did i ever tell you about the time i fondled bambi?
Turkish Phantom: Salvation please no-
Salvation: well you see
Salvation: it was a dark forest
Salvation: bambi was all in tears
Salvation: and i came up from behind, y'see
Salvation: and i
Salvation: shoved my piece
Salvation: straight into that virgin bootyhole
Salvation: and she screamed
Turkish Phantom: Bambi is a he.
Salvation: wh-
Salvation: that isn-
Salvation: bu th-
Salvation: i didn't-
Salvation: it didnt have no dic-
Salvation is now Offline.

௵Pai: this is the only game where u can tell george washington to suck a ♥♥♥♥ because he isnt cool enough to hang out with you

Salvation: TURKISH I ACIDENTALLY AGGROED THE BLACKSMITH PLEASE HELP HE'S STUNLOCKING ME INTO A CORNER

௵Pai: rofl i love that pic
௵Turkish Phantom: Yes
௵Pai: But I've seen it over 3 times so you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, stop talking to me.

Thatnewguy: OK.
Thatnewguy: NOW YOU'RE NICKNAMED ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Thatnewguy: WITH THE PERIOD AND EVERYTHING.

Salvation: i'm a little teapot
Salvation: suck my ♥♥♥♥
Salvation: here's my ♥♥♥♥
Salvation: here's my diabetes
Zerus The 63rd: And when you hear him shout, he'll tip you over and say "you got herpes."

௵Pai π: seefo
௵Pai π: keeps sending me project swg stuff
௵Pai π: we need to end his life

Thatnewguy: I hate wario so much.
௵Sickish Phantom: IMA WINNER
Thatnewguy: ♥♥♥♥ OFF.

௵Pai: pc
௵Pai: keep swaggin
௵Sickish Phantom: yeman u 2
௵Pai: dont tell me how to live my life
௵Pai is now Offline.

௵Pai: hey
௵Turkish Phantom: hi
௵Pai: ♥♥♥♥ off

௵Turkish Phantom™: What do you want for your birthday.
LIPZXNFVCX: my dad to love me
LIPZXNFVCX: :(
௵Turkish Phantom™: ♥♥♥♥♥ I aint a miracle worker

NikouT: Chubby Artorias
NikouT: He had too much McAbyss

௵Pai: josh weve known eachother for 17 years
௵Pai: ♥♥♥♥ you for not knowing were friends
௵Pai: ♥♥♥♥ you
௵Pai: get out of my life

Salvation: My ♥♥♥♥ pulsates with the force of she-hulk's left nipple piercing.
௵Turkish Phantom™: when did she have this
Salvation: when she died and hulk had to ♥♥♥♥ her dead body to revive her
Salvation: so he had to get the ♥♥♥♥ piercing
Salvation: off of his dich
Salvation: ♥♥♥♥
Salvation: with her teeth
Salvation: and then it got stuck in her mouth
Salvation: so she had to digest it
Salvation: for 5 days
Salvation: then ♥♥♥♥ it out
Salvation: reconstruct it
Salvation: and apply it to her nipple
Salvation: this is cannon confirmed by Stan Lee.

Salvation: what the ♥♥♥♥
Salvation: Skyler is kissing
Salvation: this guy
Salvation: who the ♥♥♥♥
Salvation: what
Salvation: WHY
Salvation: SLUT
Salvation: SLUUUUUUUUUUT
Salvation: WHORESLUT
Salvation: ♥♥♥♥♥
Salvation: DICKSHIT
Salvation: WHAT
Salvation: DID SHE JUST TELL WALTER
Salvation: SHE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ TED
Salvation: IN HIS FACE
Salvation: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Salvation: WHY
Salvation: WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS WRONG WITH THIS OWMAN
Salvation: WOMA
Salvation: B
Salvation: N
Salvation: PIG FLIPPING DONKEY SLUT
௵Turkish Phantom™: Relationships

௵Turkish Phantom™: everytime I move
௵Turkish Phantom™: my bones break
Salvation: u mean lyke
Salvation: RATTLE
Salvation: ur bons
Salvation: ROFL
Salvation: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Salvation: LMAO
௵Turkish Phantom™: no :(
Salvation: ok
Salvation: bye
Salvation is now Offline.

Salvation: eat a lasagna coated ♥♥♥♥

Salvation: He's playing Wolfenstein
Salvation: With a controller.
Salvation: Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me
Salvation: WOLFENSTEIN
Salvation: WITH A CONTROLLER
௵Turkish Phantom: y-yea
௵Turkish Phantom: what a scrub
௵Turkish Phantom: *Unhooks gamepad*
Salvation: you betrayed me...
௵Turkish Phantom: no sal please understand
Salvation: I UNDERSTAND ALRIGHT
Salvation: I UNDERSTAND
Salvation: YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BETRAYAL
Salvation: YOU LIED TO ME
Salvation: YOU SHOT AT ME
Salvation: VIRGINITY
Salvation: ELECTRICITY
Salvation: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME
௵Turkish Phantom: I DIDNT LIE I DIDNT EVEN SAY I WASNT GONNA USE ONE
Salvation: YOU ARE MY ENEMY
௵Turkish Phantom: SALV NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Salvation: WET
Salvation: WET
Salvation: WET
Salvation: WET
Salvation: WET
Salvation: WET

Salvation: luigi is raper of the kid
Salvation: he put the mustache
Salvation: into the kid
Salvation: and the kid not want
Salvation: but kid is forced
Salvation: by the mustache
Salvation: to do the orgasmo
Salvation: and then the kid giveth birth
Salvation: to a new breed
Salvation: of luigi mustache babbies
Salvation: with stump legs
Salvation: covered in italian pizza hair
௵Turkish Phantom: hank is dead
௵Turkish Phantom: bambi is a he
௵Turkish Phantom: i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ted
Salvation is now Offline.

Spiderface: why that goomba have titties?
BAD ORB: why don't you have titties ♥♥♥♥ you

Nikout: i just ordered tickets to victoria
Nikout: to piss on you
Nikout: cya around
Nikout is now Offline.

㋡Dilly Dong: i know every meme i know all of their origins

㋡Dilly Dong: hope you can never climb the stairs up
㋡Dilly Dong: hope you just make it to the mid point
㋡Dilly Dong: and nobody comes to pick you up
㋡Dilly Dong: and you die

㋡Dilly Dong: easy pete is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot and so are you

Salvation: my names john marston and ive been diagnosed with stage 9 tourettes syndrome i cant look at my son without calling him a ♥♥♥♥

㋡Dilly Dong: remember when they called you
㋡Dilly Dong: "the worst turk"
㋡Dilly Dong: they weren't lying

i ran out of screenshot space: there's a really good combo in warframe
i ran out of screenshot space: where you send death threats to the community manager
i ran out of screenshot space: and have the police called on you

PROLAPSE QUEEN: But why would you want to play with a bunch of ♥♥♥♥
PROLAPSE QUEEN: i can barely stand the fact that we share a planet

Salvation: my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ did the reverse ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ when it saw that ♥♥♥♥

௵Pai: hey jele its turks birthday
௵Pai: tomorrow
௵Pai: u excited?
Jele:
Jele: he lived another year?

ReaperTeh: somedays i wonder when you'll just get it over and done with and block me
ReaperTeh: and then i realise you have
ReaperTeh: and it doesn't stop meme
௵Darkwraith Turk: life is an eternal gateway to hell

௵Darkwraith Turk: id pay to watch it
Salvation: same my family would excommunicate me if they found out but itd me worth it

௵Pai: i just want 2 hours of him calling random black people in his neighbourhood ♥♥♥♥♥♥s
௵Darkwraith Turk: LMFAO
௵Pai: just 2 hours of clint eastwood viciously saying ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to blacks
௵Pai: quote me on it

Hollyweed: I Killed My Family With 2 Coca Cola

my tongue can bend steel: turkish
௵Darkwraith Turk: reaper
my tongue can bend steel: my tongue can ♥♥♥♥

ReaperTeh: turkish
ReaperTeh: i yelled out "I WANNA HAVE A PEDOPHILE CONTEST"
ReaperTeh: just as my mother walked into my room

Dilly: hope your stairs break and you can never go to the surface ever again
௵Darkwraith Turk: hope ur chipotle machine broke and it sprays in ur eyes
Dilly: yeah its called having a diahrrea and I stained half bathroom with it last time

Dilly: ok bro who tf is nick geer and why does my dad say that name to black people