TheReal
Noah
Wuppertal, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
Feels like we're a world away.
Feels like we're a world away.
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最后运行日期:5 月 6 日
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最后运行日期:4 月 30 日
3 月 14 日 上午 5:47 
-Rep
Added him after playing a match of Squad with him. at the time he was named squirtle.
This tricked me into adding him, and we actually chatted for a while. After a couple of months of intesive pokemon roleplaying, we decided to meet up in real life, and have hot furry sex.
He said he would pay for the plane tickets, and arrange evrything.
When i got to hit appartment though, there were nothing but pictures of real med naked on his wall.
He then preceeded to try to rape me without his squirtle costume on.
I had to use evry ounce of my strenght to overpower him, i then turner around, put my Pikachu costume on and thunderbolted him and escaped.
dont trust this guy!

Signed by top 10 squad player


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2 月 1 日 上午 4:01 
-Rep. Ma jucam „Tom Clancy`s Rainbow Six Siege", Si era pe echipa mea. In primul meci eram pe partea aparatorilor. Ma jucam pe Mozzie si am vazut ca era pe Doc. Am incercat sa ii trag atentia sa isi schimbe operatorul la unu mai bun, iar el m-a injurat si a zis ca o sa ma violeze. Am inceput sa fortific, iar el imediat s-a dus sa faca un spawnpeek. Am plantat „Pests” a lui Mozzie, iar el le a distrus. ♥♥♥♥ ce s-a terminat drone phase, Am primit down de la spawnpeekul lui. Am strigat sa ma ajute, iar el a venit la mine si a inceput sa ma dezbrace. Si a scos penisul de 8 cm si a inceput sa se frece cu el de piciorul meu. M-a ridicat Jaeger, si l-am omorat. Am dat report si a primit ban. Sa nu communicati cu pedofilul si violatorul asta!
2025 年 12 月 7 日 上午 9:31 
-rep serbian
2025 年 7 月 5 日 下午 11:28 
-rep terrible survivor on dbd (turkish)
2025 年 3 月 8 日 上午 2:25 
Hi TheReal,

I'm the Server Manager for PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on. On behalf of the owner, the staff team, and myself, I would like to personally extend my thanks to you for the $1,000 you forked up to help keep our server alive! Our modeler is happily working on the custom pony character that came with the donor package, however, I regret to inform you that we don't currently have a way to send you the 20" "horse shaft" you requested but our team is working on it. Once again, thank you sincerely for the donation, and we hope to see you back on the server soon.

Best Regards,
PinkieCraft Server Manager
"Keep on clopping."
2025 年 1 月 31 日 下午 9:31 
BUDDY! I did NOT ask you for naked pictures, it was Nova not me !!!!! WTH!!!