Chips, what are they? There are many definitions and terms for what a chip can possibly be. However, I will be discussing the chip that is related to food. Chips are a snack food made from potato, that is fried in thin, crunchy delicious pieces. They are a staple food found in many restaurants, bars and cafes. They are a no brainer food to serve to a guest and a great side dish to accompany other hot meals.

There is one chip that I have tried once and have stopped being produced so abruptly. I am referring to Doritos™ lime and sweet chili corn chips. Those chips shook me to my core with its carefully articulated, artificially manufactured taste. It had the taste of the fruit lime and the condiment of sweet chili sauce. It was extremely astonishing how far modern innovation and science has come to bring my life to that very moment. This comes from someone who doesn’t even eat Doritos™ chips that often.

If any Doritos™ representative is reading this, you know who you are. I kindly ask you to bring back those lime and sweet chili corn chips! It would be a decision that will cause your financial quarters to skyrocket past any multi-billion-dollar cooperation. That fact is true by the way. I discussed it with my team of financial analysts and simulated it many times using advanced technology and mathematics.

Back onto the topic at hand, I believe that chips are possibly the most important food in all of humanity. Every person who eats to survive, which is practically all of us. Every person needs to try a chip at least once in their life. I recommend that you start with the basic and reliable potato chip. If you do end up becoming a chip connoisseur, you can expand your horizon by trying different kinds of chips. Sweet potato chips for example, a different kind of potato that has a very interesting and sweet taste to it (as the name would suggest).

Do people even know that French fries are not even French? Can you believe that? French fries are Belgium fries. BELGIUM. This misconception originates from World War I. When American forces arrived in Belgium, they thought they arrived in France. Ever since then, the “French” fries have been mislabeled to this day.

So wherever and whenever you find yourself, always remember to eat chips.






With the dips











Update: If you actually did read all of this and understand where I am coming from, I applaud you. Yes, it is unusual to be ranting about a very frivolous subject. Especially on a gaming platform. But look on the bright side, nobody cares because they are too busy playing their videogames. So in that case, I will continue with some more ranting. Does Gen Z know who Charlie Chaplin is? Can youngsters these days sit through a classic black and white film? Or would they rather scroll through their social medias and get their brain all foggy. I challenge all you tiktokers to have a conversation with me face to face. Maintaining eye contact and without checking your phone for 1 minute. That's what all you clout chasers do anyway, you loooove challenges and seeing who could be better than one another. Stop comparing yourself to other people, focus on building the best version of yourself, keep your head high and achieve your dreams. You got this.