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PantyInhaler 2024 年 12 月 25 日 上午 12:56 
I, a fellow chip lover, greatly appreciate this work of art, characterised by passionate words of fulfilment and love towards a milestone in human history.

After exhausting all Dorito™ flavours, you may also feel inclined to 'dip' your taste buds in the other varying flavours when it comes to chips. I myself have delightfully indulged in Twisties™. While I can appreciate the flavours that differ from the original, such as Chicken flavoured Twisties™ or even Chilli, I, like a 3 month old seeking the breasts of their mother, cannot help but go straight for the original Cheese flavoured Twisties™ without hesitation. With such an impactful flavour, I find it unavoidable for my taste buds to linger towards such perfection, all while knowing that each and every Twistie™ is not the same. Now i'm not talking about flavour, no, i'm talking about shape, size, thickness, density, curvature, whether it's tapered or, dare I say it... straight!?
PantyInhaler 2024 年 12 月 25 日 上午 12:56 
I'm sorry.
At this point, i'm almost too afraid to even say it. That word... straight. It gets me every time...

While I myself appreciate all Twisties™ from around the world, every flavour and colour, every shape and size no matter how big or small, I just... I can't. It goes against the very nature of the perfection I once sought to base my life upon, the very gift I wanted to pass down to the future chip-appreciating generations to come. I thought it was perfect, IT WAS PERFECT I SAY!

But alas, sometimes a good thing, must be exposed for the evil it hides within its mysterious cloak of righteousness. Sometimes, we must hold these lies accountable for what they truly are. Sometimes, we must speak up and raise our fists and voices at the criminal actions of these corporations!
PantyInhaler 2024 年 12 月 25 日 上午 12:55 
Hence, I am calling on you, fellow reader, to join me in my quest. I seek to abolish all of these pretend chips, whom wear the name 'Twistie™', yet are entirely str... *sniffs* *wipes tears away* Apologies. Yet are entirely straight in appearance and form. This evil must be put to an end I say!
They cannot continue to sell us these lies and expect us to just accept it, which is why I need YOU, to help me. I cannot trek this journey alone. I need warriors of courage. Soldiers of fearlessness. Men and women that are willing to sacrifice their very own life to right this wrong, and leave a defiant mark in our history, a bold statement of truth to rid Twisties™ of their 'straighties' FOR GOOD!

Then we will be able to eternally enjoy our delicious Twisties™ in peace, knowing their will never be another invasion of 'straighties' again.









Oh, wait a second..









Someone loaded my packet of Twisties™ with Dr. Calamari's Belgium Fries...
Frank 2024 年 11 月 13 日 上午 5:01 
what the skibidi
Frank 2024 年 11 月 8 日 下午 5:20 
what the sigma
TheLastDeathNOTE 2024 年 3 月 14 日 下午 5:26 
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Dr. Calamari 2021 年 5 月 7 日 上午 6:39 
Nah nah nah I'm not ded
KNORK 2020 年 8 月 3 日 上午 3:40 
Indeed
KNORK 2019 年 12 月 27 日 上午 3:29 
Happy birthday baby ❤️❤️❤️
KNORK 2019 年 10 月 7 日 上午 8:23 
Pongers he came back shortly
Frank 2019 年 8 月 24 日 上午 8:02 
lmao u ded f
KNORK 2019 年 8 月 24 日 上午 4:41 
This is truly sad, can we get an F?
Frank 2019 年 3 月 18 日 上午 12:21 
♥♥♥♥ you sans undertale
KNORK 2019 年 3 月 17 日 下午 3:42 
Play something with me ♥♥♥♥♥
Dr. Calamari 2019 年 1 月 8 日 上午 4:38 
First 2019 post so that nobody steals it
Frank 2018 年 9 月 28 日 上午 3:51 
heck
Frank 2018 年 6 月 4 日 上午 1:45 
Rest in peace Dacnomaniac
KNORK 2018 年 6 月 4 日 上午 12:31 
That's what I'm asking
Cyten 2018 年 6 月 3 日 上午 4:42 
where are you???
It's not OKAY to be gay 2018 年 3 月 22 日 下午 6:21 
Would hang out with this guy irl. He is the guy that makes parties 50x more fun. Probably the most comfortable human to be around. Also halarious. His humour is what makes my day. Would trust him with my kids.
+rep
Frank 2018 年 1 月 12 日 下午 7:59 
-rep is dead, not big soup rice
Frank 2017 年 9 月 29 日 下午 10:26 
BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD TO WATCH GAY PORN IN VIDEO OR VIRTUAL REALITY, NOW YOU GOT HOLOGRAMS
KNORK 2017 年 8 月 15 日 下午 10:05 
MMMM
KNORK 2017 年 8 月 12 日 上午 5:30 
damn almost 3 weeks of being dead dc...
KNORK 2017 年 4 月 14 日 下午 9:17 
“According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.”

So eun 2017 年 1 月 25 日 上午 5:26 
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Walking Trashcan 2016 年 11 月 28 日 下午 5:35 
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MeetMantis412 2016 年 11 月 6 日 上午 3:59 
+rep a good and fair trader
Anthony 2016 年 10 月 23 日 上午 1:38 
+rep, nice guy to talk and trade:steamhappy:
Frank 2016 年 10 月 11 日 下午 11:40 
+rep great trader, easy and fast trades
So eun 2016 年 9 月 20 日 上午 1:29 
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Have a nice day n_n
✪M@jEsTiC 2016 年 4 月 19 日 上午 2:02 
hello
Snakewars™ 2016 年 3 月 26 日 下午 4:00 
Thanks you dude !
Backgroud is Orbital Gear Space !
Have a nice weekend!
R3HAB_LEX 2016 年 2 月 14 日 下午 11:47 
hello
MakoSipper 2016 年 2 月 7 日 上午 5:20 
Unconfirmed, but probably:
http://villages-a-construct-and-conquer-card-game.wikia.com/wiki/Joker
Ghetto Gecko 2016 年 2 月 5 日 上午 1:41 
:gecko:
Dr. Calamari 2015 年 12 月 27 日 上午 4:14 
:)
Dr. Calamari 2015 年 12 月 10 日 上午 1:56 
thanks man! :D
Dr. Calamari 2015 年 12 月 8 日 下午 8:42 
IS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Dr. Calamari 2015 年 11 月 15 日 下午 11:28 
Hooray Level 10! :Sacked: :sentry: :jarate:
Dr. Calamari 2015 年 11 月 15 日 上午 2:27 
what a coincidence! :jarate: :jarate: :jarate:
selfie filme maker. sel.fim.er. 2015 年 11 月 15 日 上午 1:43 
Because Jarate reveals spies
selfie filme maker. sel.fim.er. 2015 年 11 月 15 日 上午 1:43 
Hehe
Dr. Calamari 2015 年 11 月 14 日 下午 11:06 
:jarate:
selfie filme maker. sel.fim.er. 2015 年 11 月 3 日 上午 2:14 
:spycon:
Dr. Calamari 2014 年 12 月 27 日 下午 5:43 
Lol