Provide ships or sails adapted to the heavenly breezes, and there will be some who will not fear even that void.
- Johannes Kepler

Some rather amusing TF2 Weapon names and/or descriptions I have seen over the course of my gaming experiance. Yes, it will include the names of my weapons, as very few are original and most are stolen thus far.

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Australium Frontier Justice
Name: Revenge is a dish best served gold.
Description: Break my ♥♥♥♥, eat my crit.

Stickybomb Launcher
Name: NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPAMMISH INQUISITION!!
Name: Darude - Spamstorm

Quick-Fix
Name: The Beeblebrox
Description: Voted the "Worst looking healing device in the Known Universe" seven times.

Festive Buff Banner
Name: We wish you a Mini-Critsmas

Shotgun
Name: A secondary solution to a primary problem
Description: You and I are going on a car ride to hell, and you're riding shotgun.

Australium Black Box
Name: Banana Box

Rocket Jumper
Name: North Korea's Missile Program

Sticky Jumper
Name: Proof that Valve can't count to three

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