Pyromaniac 最近的评测

Lets mix some of the worst mechanics from some of the worst games like Apex, Fortnite and Overwatch add even more diversity slop and et voila you got this abomination of a game.

I mean they even ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up the TUTORIAL. Got hard-locked in the tutorial because for some reason I felt into the abyss during the airship transition and couldnt continue. The second time I got KICKED FROM THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TUTORIAL FOR "BEEING AFK".. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ "always online" slop ♥♥♥♥.

When you "play" the game it is basically just an open empty nothingness. 90% of the time someone disconnect in the first 3 minutes oh and you dont have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TEXT CHAT... impressive for a 2026 game!


Terrible gameplay, terrible gunplay, terrible sound design, terrible maps, terrible "heros"... just TERRIBLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Not worth my time.

I laughed

Soso die links-extremistische GEZ Anstalt, welche dem deutschen Volk jedes Jahr mindestens unrechtmäßig stiehlt, verbreitet ihre ekelerregende Dreckspropaganda jetzt auch via Computerspiel.

Man versucht es nicht mal mehr zu verstecken, sondern verbreitet mit einem deplatzierten Stolz ganz offen die linksgrüne, woke-extremistische Propaganda Scheiße.
Die Worte, die ich bräuchte um beschreiben zu können wie angewidert ich von diesem GEZ Pack bin, existieren leider nicht..


Das kolossale Versagen dieses Spiels (mein 5 Minuten Review enthält mehr Worte als die Anzahl an Spielern, die dieses Spiel seit Release gespielt haben) wäre fast wieder lustig aber man muss bedenken das hier MINDESTENS ein hoher 6-stelliger Betrag verschwendet wurde und dieses Geld durch die illegitimen Zwangsgebühren eingezogen wurde.

Nearly as bad and pointless as the banana game.



"Much meme, so funny! Pls buy many microtransactions :O"

Classic Wargaming fail =)

..and every single one of his supporters =D

The target audience of this game are clearly children. Meanwhile the game is full of micro transactions and gambling mechanics.. despicable

Lame cashgrab by Devs who are well-known for their incredible greedy DLC scam practices

Got this game for the price of 1 1/2 scoops of ice cream and now I learned about the "Kirsche" situation.

Listen I dont give a single f about youtube/streamer drama but I despise spineless rats who pander to the "modern audience" and these devs did exactly that.

So I hope the despicable devs enjoy my ice cream money in exchange for a bad review. Keep in mind that you, my lovely roaches, will not be able to sell your game for more than the price of 1 1/2 scoops of ice cream with the current rating. After taxes, you can even buy one whole scoope of ice cream for every two copies sold! =O


Hopefully this is financially viable, would be a shame if the devs would crumble after submitting to the woke ideology... RIGHT? =D

Back in the old days, this was such a great experience even with all the terrible flaws..

If you want to play it again for nostalgia reason: DONT!


The only people who are left are tryhard cheater scum, base/spawn camping ♥♥♥♥♥♥, bug and mechanics abusers and in general the most unskilled human filth in existence.


All the more you will be aware of all the MANY flaws of this game like:
-Cheater scum
-Punkbuster which is no protection against cheater AT ALL and only causes problems for legit players.
-Server search via browser (which works horribly)
-Connection issues which constantly kicks you from servers for no reason (no, not because of punkbuster, that one I fixed..)
-Purely(!) luck based hit detection & disgustingly bad hitboxes
-Lens flare aka you dont see ♥♥♥♥ if you dont use specific "mods" like all the high-rank cheater scum
-Nade spam. Sure the Metro meme is funny but only the meme..
-Ludicrous revive system
-Ridiculous spot system
-No spawnrape/revive protection at all and spawn system in general
-Bad weaopon & class balance
-Bad gear grinding system
-Knifes.. their function is one of the most inconsistent thing in gaming history
-The few remain "players" (as mentioned only human filth) is playing the same maps 24/7 so most maps and modes are not playable anymore
-Unoffical servers are pure degeneration especially the ones with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ admins..


Sure there are also things that used to be great about this game like vehicle combat, graphics (minus lens flare effect), big weapon & vehicle selection, nice map destruction, great sound effects and the general feeling of the battlefield is very fitting but once again the only people left playing are the absolute worst human filth and not worthy of being interacted with in any capacity.


What a sad ending for this game.