Hey guys, I just stole a 24 carrot labooboo, you know the fuzzy little creatures people buy from... you know, the umm, dollar store or something. I was just sipping from my Stanley cup, the 2 litre one that costs 200£ and is expensive as ♥♥♥♥, I have a golden stanley cup, 25 carrot gold, but yeah, I stole that labew bew from some broad at a wendies lmao

I attached it to my 240 carrot gold keychain which holds all golden keys. Golden keys are kinda terrible girls, especially because the metal is so soft that it keeps bending around which is super duper annoying, but I gotta upkeep my status symbol.

My nails are so long (3000 carrot gold paint) that they dig into my ass when I wipe it after I take a ladystinker that the boo boo sticks to them. #justgirlythings