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(> )>O I was going to give you a cookie
U..U

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....('' )
.O<( <) But then i was like...
.....U..U

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.(OO) .
. (>O<) I LIKE Cookies!!!
. U....U

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(> )>O Then i said: sharing is good....
U..U

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....('' )
.O<( <) But then i was like...
.....U..U

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.(OO)
. (>O<) ITS MY COOKIE!!!
. U....U

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(> <) so I ate it!
U..U

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Hey bbgirl, you look like you could use a seat. might not be much, but my spine was engineered to hold 5 times my normal body weight. I'm just saying its not much, my face also has been heated due to my anger in Marvel Rivals ranked matches. If you ever need to rest your lil legs baby girl, I'm always here for you to sit on, I mean lean on haha sorry thats so embarrassing..

<3

TIFU by thinking my penis was normal





Sorry in advance if this is disturbing.

When i was 12-14 i had just started masturbating, and i was not able to pull my foreskin back, but when i was about 13 i could.

So when i started masturbating at around 14, i saw that the head of my penis had skin stuck to the stem, so the skin was pulling the head down.

One day when i was masturbating the skin between the head and the stem ripped apart and it started bleeding and TONS of liquid smegma started pouring out. It smelled horrible since obviously i had never cleaned that part if the penis. I was super worried as i thought everyone had that skin between the head and the stem.



However after that masturbating didn’t hurt anymore, and then i learned that it was severe phimosis.



I grew up without a dad, so i didn’t really know how a normal penis looked like.


EDIT: To clarify, there was an extra layer of skin physically attached from the tip to the inside of the foreskin

furry?