The original wS. group but it had a dumbass name I couldn't change.

And now...

I shall teach you the pre-historic times. The story never told, this is how I shaped the world... And at the same time made the most offensive story in the world.

Once upon a time, everything was calm, and peaceful and loving, then I came, and everything changed...

I STUFF DEAD CHILDREN IN WATER BOTTLES AND LAUGH AS THEY DROWN THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT JERKING OFF TO DOGS WHILE BEING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN PUBLIC PARKS AFTER DROPPING THE SOAP ON YOUR LAWN AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ A CAT INSIDE YOUR TELEVISION LOL WHAT KIND OF SOLDIER SURVIVES MUSTARD GAS AND PEPPER SPRAY YOU MIGHT ASK ITS A SEASONED ONE LOLOLOLOL I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ A PET JEW ON MY LAWN THE OTHER DAY USING A PET MUSLIM JEW AND A PET ARYAN JEW AT THE SAME TIME LOL IT WAS FUNNY SO I RECORDED IT AND PUT IT ON I-TUNES AND http://YOUBOOB.♥♥♥/♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I GOT BANNED FROM THAT FORUMS AFTER TELLING EVERYONE I WAS GAY BISEXUAL TRANSGENDER AND STRAIGHT AT THE SAME TIME. I TOLD A FLY TO FLY UP A PERONS ASS AND IT DID AND THEN IT TOOK CONTROL OF THE PERSON BECAUSE IT RAPED ITS BRAINS OUT THEN HIS BRAIN WAS COVERED AND EATEN AND REPLACED BY FLIES LOL HES THE LORD OF THE FLIES I CALLED HIM AND HE BELIEVED ME SO HE LEAD FLIES TO VICTORY IN MASS GENOCIDE AGAINST THE CAMBODIANS AND MADE THE KAHMEROUGE LOOK LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JOKE LOL IT WAS FUNNY SO I TOOK PICTURES OF THE GENOCIDE AND PUT IT ON MY INSTAGRAM, THAT REMINDS ME, WHEN I WAS NINE YEARS OLD I SAW A MAN STICK A FLY UP HIS ASS THEN SAY "I SEXUALL IDENTIFY AS A HELICOPTER AND I GOT A BUG STUCK IN MY ENGINE" SO THEN I TOLD HIM TO STICK IT UP HIS ASS AND HE SAID "OK" SO THEN HE SHOVED TOLIET PAPER UP HIS ASS AND THEN STARTED WAVING HIS ARMS AROUND AND DANCING IN CIRCLES THEN HE STARTED FLYING AWAY AND SOMEONE NEXT TO ME PISSED HIMSELF A LITTLE THEN SAID "OH NO MY ENGINE HAS SPRUNG A LEAK" THEN THE FLYING ASSMAN CAME DOWN SCREAMING "I CAUGHT A BUG IN MY ENGINE" AND HE CRASHED INTO THE PISSHIMSELFMAN AND THEN THERE WAS A MASSIVE EXPLOSION. AS I WAS SAYING, THEN I HELPED THE ARMENIANS COMMENCE A GENOCIDE AGAINST THEMSELVES THEN I WENT TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥-IA AND ATE THE POPULATION THEN SPAT THEM OUT IN SOUTH AFIRCA IT FED MILLIONS OF STARVING CHILDREN SO IM A GOOD PERSON AND PRIOR TO THAT I RAPED EVERYONE IN SYRIA AND IRAQ LOL BTW I GAVE EVERY SAUDI CHLOROX BLEACH I TOLD THEM IT WAS WATER AND SOME OF THEM DRANK IT LOL IT WAS FUNNY SO I PUT THAT ON SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PORN WEBSITE I ALSO SOLD A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ON EBAY TO SOMALI PIRATES AND THEY THOUGHT HE WAS TOO GAY TO BE ON BOARD SO THEY TURNED HIM INTO RUM THEN THREW IT AT A POOR SLOVAKIAN WHO LATER DIED OF HIV FROM HIM BEING GAY LOL THEN IT EXPLODED AND KILLED HALF OF THE POPULATION OF EUROPE AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THE ISIS UNTIL THEY DIED OF HIV, AND THEN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A BRILLIANT IDEA TO DO PEARL HARBOR, ONLY THIS TIME BLAME IT ON THE WEEABOOS LOL AND THEY TOOK FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT AND WE NUKED JAPAN AGAIN AND THEN THEY CRIED AND ♥♥♥ LOL IT WAS FUNNY.

And so came 3000 BC, and history repeated itself, but then in the end, everyone lived happily ever after, theeeee eeeend! (btw the white guy died first this time)