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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn surfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious site of hot xxx galore.
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning.
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
”‘Tis is not possible”,I muttered,”Give me back my hardcore!” Quoth the server.... "404"



This lady is taking a fist
Her butthole is up to the wrist
If you asked me to state
My preffered sexual fate
This wouldn't be top of my list



It would bring me nothing but bliss
To give this young lady a kiss
But she's just had a taste
Of his white salty paste
So a breath mint would not go amiss