you are my sussy baka

If you post hateful comments on my profile that means you have a crush on me <3

+rep based and hates on minorities on a daily basis. Despises Israel and vibes like an absolute champ 10/10.

bald and impersonating me :|

bald wog

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.