This is the first thing you see and it's telling you what you already know.


AKA: Wandering Love Nest, White Mystery

Time is like a sifter. Eventually, if you shake it enough, everything falls apart.

Like a scrotum, here it is in a nutshell: I play games. I'm your Tyler Durden and Peter Pan combined. I speak English only and trade rarely. I'm a legend in my spare time. SCAR-H not SCAR-L. The world would be better if most of us were dead. Fist can be a verb. The drummer from Def Leppard only has one arm. Founder of Romsomulism. Steve Irwin is my hero. Life's an aimless drive that you take alone. Might as well enjoy the ride and take the long way home. I like my men like I like my cheese, low fat, American, single. TF2 frag movies make me cry. My one fear is that I may lose what's left of my hearing. Quite a pluviophile. Ask me about my new job as puppet master behind the new world order. I’m somewhere between ennui and apathy. There’s no place like 127.0.0.1


A peek into my mind. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA14776651B29E9A4


To all of those who were and to all of those who may not want to be: https://youtu.be/h0R-IGwhWfE

GaiaOnline: spidey002
Skype: orgypony

I accept two forms of payment. Money and sexual favors. Please prepare exact change when attempting to bargain with me.

"Maximum effort" - Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool 2016

"The only thing standing between you and your goal is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it." - Jordan Belfort

"I just punched myself in the face in rage" - Benjamin Jenkinson

"Anal is like presents, you have to give and receive." - Nathan

“Come and get it like a ♥♥♥♥♥ funky sex machine.” - Adrian Edmondson as Vyvyan

Art is one thing. But some one surprised me years ago with this track.
https://youtu.be/qKwg4bMjLHE