If my calculations are correct, you will receive this letter immediately (one week) after Trunten was struck by Winter Storm Fern. First, let me assure you that I am alive and well. I've been shifty happily these past seven days snowed in. The snow that hit Trunten caused 8 to 12 inches. The snow squalls destroyed the visibility. Unfortunately, the car will never drive in this. Trunten is buried in the Cascades and will hopefully remain undisturbed and preserved until you uncover him. Do not attempt to get Steam Machine. Games are perfectly happy living in the Deck open spaces, and I fear that unnecessary shopping only risks further disruption of the steam gaming wallets.

I understood that reference

free TV!
get yourself a free TV!

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meow

One time I was so high that I thought I was a milk shake. I was getting so pissed at everyone who came near me because I was convinced I would spill. On the ride home I sat in the back of the car with my arms crossed over my head for my "lid". The person driving took a really sharp turn and I fell over and I began crying hysterically because I thought I was dead. What if I told you... that you can play the original Mario Brothers arcade game, while playing Super Mario Brothers 3 for the NES, in the Super Mario All Stars remake, run on an SNES emulator for the Wii, using a Wii U emulator, in a Windows virtual machine, running on Linux, inside the matrix?