"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!"
- Light Yagami

"People die when they are killed."
- Shirō Emiya

"Look around Eren, at these big ass trees."
- Levi Ackerman

"Pornography can save the world!"
- Taiga Okajima

"If I get reincarnated…. I wanna become a clam.”
- Monkey D. Luffy

"Hey, you spiky, aloe vera bastard! Where the hell's Sasuke?"
- Naruto Uzumaki

"Boobs aren't fat! They're filled with men's hopes and dreams!"
- Sagara Yoshiharu

“For a pregnant woman to give birth, she’s gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an artist to create a masterpiece, he’s gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass.”
– Gintoki Sakata

"I’m actually a hardcore otaku who likes maids more than having three meals in a day. And I only read books related to maids. Also, I only visit maid cafes. Of course I also collect maid figurines. I play games which feature maids and it turns me on so much that I’ll wear the maid uniform and jump for joy.”
- Takumi Usui

"Hey Mister! I am mad scientist! It's so coooooooooool! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!"
- Rintaro Okabe

"I'm not scared. Just looking for an entrance to the Mayonnaise Kingdom."
- Toshiro Hijikata

"I'll gladly turn into a piece of paper!"
- Terunosuke Miyamoto

"Please don't worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you, not rob you."
- Excel

"We had sex and sex makes babies!!!"
- Nagisa Furukawa

"You might have killed millions of people, but at the very least, you made me happy."
- Frederica Greenhill Yang

“I’m…actually, I’m a super-magical human. I have been hiding this fact for a long time. But I have this precious kingdom to go back to. The reason why us super humans have long hair is that our great king Rubalru had a miracle vision when he was about to die. The person who gave him this vision is called Great Kandora! When Kandora used his super magic power, King Rulbaru’s Super-Ultra-Magical-Force was freed like a bird and made him grow Ultra-Strong-Magical white long hair from his head! Just then, what happened was when King Rulbaru was resting, an enemy kingdom suddenly attacked him. He was in such a terrible situation! He then asked Kandora for power! And then!”
- Ayame Sohma

"No matter what I do, I hurt people. I'm a sinful man. A Guilt Guy."
- Karamatsu Matsuno