relsosh

even now, the evil forces of maoyn gather like vermin on the borders of the great empire of relsosh. the nations of katchoop and mistred have ignored our requests for help against this dire foe. we must fight on using only our spirits, our manly chest hair, and our carbon fiber chassis, 5.5hp turbocharged fuel injected muscle cars. join this group to keep fighting the good fight and support our relsosh troops in this war.

down with maoyn!


many call him a hero. some call him the savior of the condiments. a few even put him on the same level as the great ramsey himself. however, the good people of relsosh know that the "sous" chef boyareyoudrunk is nothing but a greedy, selfish slob who cares only for himself. he wishes to use the rebellion as an excuse to invade our lands, and pillage our homes. he seeks to steal our gold, maidens, and 5.5hp turbocharged fuel injected muscle cars. he uses his voice to manipulate others into doing his bidding, and also steals their souls in the process. this is the reason why he became ruler so quickly, because of underhanded deals and manipulative words.

FACT : of every sentence that comes out of chef boyareyoudrunk's mouth, there is a 96.234156% that it is a lie.



H.E.I.N.Z. (Hearty, Exquisite Individuals of New Zealand) is an elite task force of the best hand-picked mercenaries of one of the toughest fighting forces in the world. these crack troops are able to strike deep into maoyn territory. they have proven themselves to be, simply put, the best of the best. as of today, they are accepting new members. to join up, one must proceed to H.E.I.N.Z.'s training grounds in new hsosler city, and compete to claim a spot on the roster.