We have no money

hey guys what's up i got a real big problem, something i think some ofy ou finefolks mite be able to help me out with. ya, that's right, ya, precisely: i'm broke, my pockets r loose as hell, i need money, im poor, i can't make ends meet, im financially embarassed.

SO POOOOOOR HALP

WHAT TO DO HERE NOW, WE ALL MAKE FAT STACKS

THIS IS SO SAD. I'M GONNA CRY HERE