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A large amount of professional moustache thieves, whom go about the streets of Bulawayo, Zimbabwe and random parts of the Ukraine to steal the declaration of independence, even though it isn't there, we like to think it is. M.L.M.B is legal in everywhere. Warning: Direct rectal contact with M.L.M.B may result in breast cancer, feline aids, death, a poorly written yet free book, and your hopes and dreams dieing. We take no responsibility for this.