The Rank You Deserve: A Divine Order of Competitive Truth

Thy matchmaking rank is divine judgment, bestowed upon thee by the Great Elo Above. It reflects not just your skill—but your very essence.

Every flick, every prefire, every botched spray—naught escapes the omniscient eye of the Elo Engine. Rejoice or repent accordingly.

To be redeemed, you must watch your demos and acknowledge your sins.

Anger is the enemy of accuracy. Enter the server with a pure heart—or not at all.

Thine economy is sacred. When armed with but a P250 and faith, thou shalt still hold thy head high.

Celebrate thy brethren’s triumphs. Show mercy in failure—for thou shalt whiff too.